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#1 DamnCoffee

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 11:05 AM

Quite a few of us do enjoy poking fun at the James Bond series, it's completely bonkers in places, and some of the stuff you find online is just down right hilarious. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's stumbled upon something Bond related online that is just truly hilarious. 

 

A few of my personal favourites.

 

M is a little persistant. 

 

"To the victor go the strawberries!"


Faster than you think, Stromberg. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhuQvGwMGM4

 

"Nick Nack!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aMmtNpHqzs


Edited by DamnCoffee, 24 November 2014 - 11:09 AM.


#2 AMC Hornet

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:06 PM

The last one has its merit, specifically Nick Nack muttering "I'll kill you!" every time Scaramanga speaks to him.



#3 ChrissBond007

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 07:38 PM

The strawberry video is hilarious. I had seen it a few times already, but it was blocked or something from youtube at some point. Nice to see it back!



#4 DamnCoffee

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Posted 25 November 2014 - 05:30 AM

"Back from the dead! Sorry old boy!"



#5 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 26 November 2014 - 12:44 PM

I like the Stromberg one. It's like Bond is running away from the scene of the crime, the crime he didn't commit. 



#6 Guy Haines

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Posted 28 November 2014 - 07:23 AM

There's a youtube video called "Moonraker Alternate Ending" in which Drax addresses the staff aboard his space station, and, well, how can I put it? Remember that line from FRWL by Kerim Bey?

 

"This is an old friend, and it tells me something smells."

 

Watch this alternate ending and you'll never see this scene quite the same way again.

 



#7 AMC Hornet

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Posted 28 November 2014 - 04:08 PM

That one kills me every time.

 

The one with Zorin trying to get his computer to work isn't bad, but like Trevelyan's 'Strawberries' - and most videos of this kind -  it does go on a bit.

 

Have you seen 'Casino Royale With Cheese'?



#8 DamnCoffee

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Posted 04 February 2015 - 09:36 PM

James Bond has had enough of M. 



#9 stromberg

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Posted 04 February 2015 - 11:05 PM

One of my all time favorites:

 



#10 Guy Haines

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 07:44 AM

Just posted on the "Who could do it better" thread a reference to the YouTube video "Mr No Kiss Kiss Bang Bang", the "documentary" about the film Dr No starring Patrick McGoohan as Bond in a no sex, no guns "family friendly" film. Quite amusing.



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Posted 06 February 2015 - 03:24 AM

James Bond vs. The Recession

 

James Bond invents a new drink


This one always makes me chuckle

The Cannonball Run, starring Connery, Moore, Laz, Broz, Tim and Dan

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc_9ONwqAH0


Edited by dtuba, 06 February 2015 - 03:25 AM.


#12 Odd Jobbies

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Posted 06 February 2015 - 11:53 AM

James Bond vs. The Recession

 

James Bond invents a new drink

Loving these 2  :D



#13 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 11:15 PM

 

 

James Bond, OG



#14 DamnCoffee

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 03:43 PM

The one with M, Q and Bond makes me howl.  (1:20)

 

 

 

Also Stromberg is terrified of Jaws. (1:50)

 



#15 S K Y F A L L

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 05:03 PM

 

One of my favs.



#16 Odd Jobbies

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 08:13 PM

 

One of my favs.

It's soooo bloody good!

 

 My fave line: "You two talking about me in there?"



#17 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 05 March 2015 - 01:08 PM

Ohh these made me chuckle away here at my desk!
 
Great vids guys, all of them. :D
 
'The Cannonball Run' works SO well for Bond, that was such good editing and splicing of Bonds.
 

The one with M, Q and Bond makes me howl.  (1:20)


I didn't know how much I would be howling at that! Tears...! :D

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#18 JCRendle

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Posted 11 March 2015 - 11:29 AM

From Daniel Craig's appearance on Saturday Night Live...

 



#19 DamnCoffee

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 12:20 AM



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Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:20 AM

!! DC you can't post these things without a warning - bloody hilarious!

 

:D



#21 ggl

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 01:35 PM

80's computers!! I lived that!! :D



#22 DamnCoffee

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Posted 14 April 2015 - 12:07 PM

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