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[AMC Hornet]

Bonus round:

 

Bond: "We could do with a couple of glasses."

 

Kimberly Jones (aka Breathless Mahoney): "They're in the overhead rack."

 

Bond: "Well, now that your rack is overhead..."

[Double-Oh Agent]

FATIMA: "How clumsy of me. I've made you all wet."

 

BOND: "I look forward to returning the favor."

[AMC Hornet]

(Interior, elevator)

Stacey: "James! Don't leave me! James! James!...James?"

(Exterior, street)

Bond: "Taxi!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

POLA: "The bubbles tickle my...Tchaikovsky!"

 

BOND: "Is that what the Soviets are calling it nowadays?"

[Call Billy Bob]

Tee Hee: "There's old Albert. Now, he's a croc. Got careless with him sometime back and he took my whole arm off!"

Bond: "Well done, Albert."

Tee Hee: (sobbing) "Do you have any idea how painful it was?!? The lonely nights in the hospital while they were fitting that "thing" of an arm that Kananga had them manufacture... you're an insensitive prick, Bond!"

[AMC Hornet]

Thanks for setting me up, CBB.

 

Round two:

 

Magda: "I don't know how to say goodbye..."

 

Bond: "Actions speak louder than words."

 

Magda: "You're so right, you insensitive prick!"

 

Goomph!

[AMC Hornet]

Drax's Bint at Venini: "Could I interest you in something?"

 

Bond: "I'm tempted to say yes immediately, but I'd better have a look around."

 

Drax's Bint: "Do you really expect to impress anyone with that kind of juvenile innuendo?"

[AMC Hornet]

Kingston hotel receptionist: "Oh, Mr. Bond, there's a message for you. Johnny, what have you done with it?

 

Johnny: "Jeez mon, why me all the time? Yeah, I ate it - what's it to ya?"

[AMC Hornet]

Bond: "Well, who won?"

 

Kerim: "I had visitors. Limpet mine on the wall outside. Timed to catch me at my desk, but by good fortune I was relaxing on the settee for a few moments. The girl left in hysterics."

 

Bond: "Found your technique too violent?"

 

Kerim: "That was supposed to be my line! I've read the book!"

 

Bond: "Tough."

[The Dove]

Bond: " Let's count to three...you can do that, can't you??!!"

 

LaChasse: " One...six...two...four...Sorry, I was never very good at the counting aspect of banking! "

[Double-Oh Agent]

AVA: "Just sit back and enjoy the ride."

 

BOND: "But this is not the kind of ride of ride I'm looking for."

[AMC Hornet]

Bond: "Where was 002 when it happened?"
MP: "Beirut, 69; in a cabaret with a lady named Saida."

Bond: "69...at least he died happy."

MP: "He died five years ago. This is 1974. Do the math, you overgrown juvenile perv."

[Double-Oh Agent]

PAM: "Out of gas. I haven't heard that one in a long time."

 

BOND: "Yes, but my tank's full. Shall we make this a pleasure cruise?"

[The Dove]

Bond: "Wasn't Mr. Henderson able to come himself?"

 

Aki: " I suppose not.."

 

Bond: " Why?"

 

Aki: " I guess he forgot to take his little blue pill.." 

[Double-Oh Agent]

Good one Dove.

 

BOND: "The name's Bond, James Bond."

 

XENIA: "Xenia Sergeivich Onatopp."

 

BOND: "Onatopp?"

 

XENIA: "Onatopp."

 

BOND: "One of my favorite positions."

[AMC Hornet]

CIA Lackey: "A weather balloon! What do you think, Mr. Leiter?"

 

Felix: "That has to be the signal; there isn't a low-pressure area within 200 miles of here."

 

CIA Lackey: "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"

[Double-Oh Agent]

MONEYPENNY: "You always were a cunning linguist, James."

 

BOND: "It's all in the tongue."

[DaveBond21]

Good one Dove.

 

BOND: "The name's Bond, James Bond."

 

XENIA: "Xenia Sergeivich Onatopp."

 

BOND: "Onatopp?"

 

XENIA: "Onatopp."

 

BOND: "One of my favorite positions."

 

That really IS the next line in that exchange. Bond just delivers it with his eyes.

 

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[Double-Oh Agent]

MONEYPENNY: "I know right where to put that."

 

BOND: "Ah, Moneypenny. The story of our relationship--close but no cigar."

 

MONEYPENNY: "You should have given me something else for entertainment."

[The Dove]

Q:  "Don't say it!! "

 

James Bond: " The writing's on the wall?? "

 

Q: " Ahh! I see you're familiar with Sam Smith's new song! "

[Double-Oh Agent]

JINX: "Wow. There's a mouthful."

 

BOND: "So I've been told."

[AMC Hornet]

Bond: "Where ish he? I shan't ashk you politely nexht time. Where'sh Blofeld?!"

 

Stooge: "Chi - chi - chiro!"

 

Bond: "You can get your shpine shtraightened after you tell me!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

BOND: "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"

 

SOLANGE: "Now would seem an appropriate time."

 

BOND: "Do you spit or swallow?"

[AMC Hornet]

Dario: "Ha ha! You're daid!"

 

Pam: "You took the words right out of my mouth!"

 

Blam!

 

Dario: "Augh! Sanchez! Aiee!"

 

Pam: "Are you all right?"

 

Bond (voice only, from inside cloud of cocaine): "Wheee! I am invincible! Whoops, there go my ankles! Hey Franz, kiss my ass! Hahahahaha....!"

[Double-Oh Agent]

BOND: "I can't find the, um,...the stationery. Come and help me look."

 

STRAWBERRY: "No. That's the worst pick up line I've ever heard. No way you're getting my knickers off with a weak-ass attempt like that."

[thecasinoroyale]

BARTENDER: "Shaken or stirred?"

 

BOND "Do I look like I give a damn?"

 

BARTENDER: "Wow. Somebody's losing big on the tables tonight, you miserable git."

[The Dove]

SILVA: "How you're trying to remember your training right now... What's the regulation to cover this?!"

 

BOND: " Don't ask, don't tell! "

[AMC Hornet]

Drax: "The human race will cease to exist."

 

Bond: "I already did this one, last time."

[Double-Oh Agent]

BOND: "I like you better without your Beretta."

 

SEVERINE: "I feel naked without it."

 

BOND: "Perhaps, but you look spectacular naked."

[AMC Hornet]

Oberhauser: "It was me, James - the author of all your pain."

 

Bond: "In that case, can you help me with this ache in my shoulder - from being hit by one of your snipers three years ago..."