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[freemo]

Simple, really. Come up with your own "deleted scenes" from any of the films.

 

Examples:

 

LIVE AND LET DIE: Before leaving for New York, Bond pays a visit to his bootmaker to break to him the news of Baines' death (I'm picturing it in one static wide shot. Early morning.The Bootmaker happily going about making a boot, when Bond approachs. No dialouge. None needed. Bond just sort of shakes his head glumly and the bootmaker instinctively knows. Poignant.)

 

THUNDERBALL: Bond, upon arriving back from Shrublands, makes good on his threat to put Moneypenny across his knee.

 

GOLDFINGER: Goldfinger begins the painstaking but rewarding (and oddly soothing) task of separating his gold from the late Mr. Solo, picking out the bits from the wreck and putting them into two neat piles... "Gold. Solo. Gold. Gold. Solo. Gold. Solo. Solo..."

[Messervy]

Well... I'm thinking there is a lot of "deleted scenes" when Bond is in bed with the girl, isn't there?

[The Dove]

QUANTUM OF SOLACE - Bond is seen making the deal to borrow the DC3 plane from the owner in which he refuses to give up Camile but after much haggling, agrees to leave the Range Rover.

[Janus Assassin]

Casino Royale- The government interrogating Mathis about his involvement with Le Chiffre.

[00Twelve]

Goldfinger - Bond is walking along at the hotel in Miami and some teenagers' radio blares "I Wanna Hold Your Hand," to which he grimaces and tosses the radio into the pool.

[thecasinoroyale]

'Skyfall' - We have a tender moment on the "Chimera" after Bond and Severine make love, to which we learn a little more about her relationship with this man Bond is about to meet, and see a glimpse of her humanity behind the brave act she puts on.

 

And we see some more skin, any, just more of Berenice. Please.

[The Dove]

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN - Bond's trip to the pharmacy and his "further adventures" of retrieving the golden bullet that gets analyzed by Calthorpe and Q...

[MajorB]

I like this game! Here's a "prequel" scene from The Living Daylights in which Koskov explains his hugely complex plan to an ever-squintier Whitaker:

 

Koskov: . . . Then when we've gotten enough back from the street sales of the drugs, we can complete the weapons deal. The remaining money is ours to keep!

 

Whitaker: Uh-huh. Won't your boss get suspicious?

 

Koskov: Yes! But this is the brilliant part! I'll arrange for the British to assassinate him!

 

Whitaker: Wha . . .?

 

Koskov: I'll have one of their agents killed, and set it up so it looks like Pushkin has revived a thirty-year-old Soviet counterintelligence murder program. And to cement it, I'll pretend to defect so I can tell them personally that Pushkin has lost his mind! To make the defection convincing, I'll have my girlfriend pose as a sniper who's trying to stop me from getting away--but she'll be shot and killed!

 

Whitaker: By who?

 

Koskov: Their best Double-0 agent, James Bond!

 

Whitaker: You're going to deliberately drag the top British agent into our operation??

 

Koskov: Yes, that's the most brilliant part! It guarantees they'll never suspect my defection is fake! Then I'll have my man Necros single-handedly break me out of their top-security safe house to make it look like the KGB has--wait, why do you have your gun out? Brad! No!

[ChrissBond007]

For Your Eyes Only - While Bond has just completed his mission in Greece, an old English lady is feeding her cat at home, which turns out to be Blofeld's white cat, now with it's new owner. The scene ends with a close-up of the cat looking in an evil way

[The Dove]

DR. NO - Miss Taro being transferred to the police station after being picked up by Bond's "taxi".. The superintendent fails to heed Bond's advice about her nail varnish..it turns out that it is an actuality a smoke bomb which she detonates in the car, a la  Helga Brandt's lipstick-smoke bomb in YOLT, and makes her escape in the melee. 

[glidrose]

Blofeld cleaning out the kitty litter. Just where do you suppose he keeps the litter box in the hollowed out volcano?

 

Jaws buggering Q. I still say that would make a killer intro in lieu of the gunbarrel logo.

[00Twelve]

Goldfinger - Bond is walking along at the hotel in Miami and some teenagers' radio blares "I Wanna Hold Your Hand," to which he grimaces and tosses the radio into the pool.

Then again, perhaps bad taste after smacking the heater into the bathtub in Mexico.

Live And Let Die - Bond actually deflects a bullet with the watch.

[The Dove]

Goldeneye - Jack Wade, still "bombing around" in Bond's BMW Z3, starts getting careless and pushing buttons and we finally see the hidden stinger missiles blow up two taxi cabs and take out a gas station.

[MajorB]

Casino Royale: A frenzied montage after the Miami Airport scene during which Bond contacts London, Bond is released from custody, M and Villiers end up in Nassau, Bond gets a shower and clean clothes and his gun, and he and Villiers helicopter in to Dimitrios's villa. It's exhausting just thinking about it.

[ChrissBond007]

Moonraker - Jaws and Dolly getting picked up by Colonel Scott's men after landing on Earth, who are quite shocked when they see Jaws smiling at them with his steel teeth. 

[The Dove]

OHMSS - Bond (Sir Hillary Bray)'s medical examination by Dr. von Zahn (Sp??)

[MajorB]

Dr. No--the Navy ship circles back around to pick up Bond and Honey from the motorboat, arriving at just the wrong moment.

[The Dove]

Diamonds Are Forever - Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd delivering their snapshots of the Amsterdam canals to Mrs. Whistler's children back in South Africa.

[glidrose]

Child support court hearings: any number of women v. James Bond

[The Krynoid man]

You Only Live Twice: During the Little Nellie sequence Godzilla pops up out of the ocean and tries to attack  Bond, but Bond is able to fly away and Godzilla shakes his fist in fury.

 

Live and Let Die: A scene of Bond dancing to Twist and Shout in his hotel room.

 

Never say Never Again: M explains the mission to Bond, Bond replies "this all sounds very familiar".

 

The Living Daylights: Bond and Kara get into a heated argument which culminates in him smashing up her cello. Feeling guilty he buys her another one, but she rejects it which makes him even angrier and he shoots it with his PPK. She then accepts the cello out of fear and he tells her never to mention this again.

 

Die another Day: Bond is revealed to be the messiah.

Edited by The Krynoid man, 17 June 2014 - 08:45 AM.

[glidrose]

You Only Live Twice: During the Little Nellie sequence Godzilla pops up out of the ocean and tries to attack  Bond, but Bond is able to fly away and Godzilla shakes his fist in fury.

Lol!
 

The Living Daylights: Bond and Kara get into a heated argument which culminates in him smashing up her cello. Feeling guilty he buys her another one, but she rejects it which makes him even angrier and he shoots it with his PPK. She then excepts the cello out of fear and he tells her never to mention this again.

Accepts!
 

Die another Day: Bond is revealed to be the messiah.

[The Dove]

Casino Royale '67 - All the scenes featuring Peter Sellers' Evelyn Tremble that were supposed to be in the film before Sellers' was fired by Charlie Feldman..

[The Dove]

Licence To Kill - We see Dario actually cutting the guy's heart out and wrapping up in a Valentine's box for Sanchez.

 

The Living Daylights - Bond being caught by M in Kara's dressing room after her concert at the end of the movie..

[DaveBond21]

In Moonraker, when Drax is on the phone asking about a replacement henchman, we see the other side of the conversation and find that the Head of "Henchmen R Us" has framed photos of henchmen on the wall behind him - including Jaws, Locque, Gobinda and May Day.

[Professor Pi]

Skyfall--something explaining how Bond survived falling into the river and onto a beach in the Mediterranean.  For example, insert the film Inception here.

[Eskyfall]

Tomorrow Never Dies: After Tomorrow's paper goes out, M reports on a tweet from the American President: Just read in Tomorrow that 17 British sailors were murdered. FAKE NEWS!