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Worst butt whoopin Bond took?


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#1 jmarks4life

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:32 AM

I'm gonna go with his fight with the ninjas in LTK. He gotta his butt whooped, and got no licks in at all.

#2 jaguar007

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 09:10 AM

I would say Casino Royale torture scene. It may not have been exactly his butt that was whooped, but it sure was in a very close spot.



#3 Turn

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 02:06 PM

He eventually loses, but Oddjob owns Bond inside Fort Knox. Part of his problem was toying with Bond rather than killing him immediately, especially considering Mr. Bond's rather nasty habit of surviving.

 

Of course, this is a recurring pattern with many Bond villains and parodied well in the Austin Powers films.



#4 Hansen

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 04:07 PM

I would for the Bambi & Thumper fight in DAF



#5 glidrose

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 08:31 PM

Well, there was that time the upper sixth buggered him senseless but Charlie Higson wisely deleted that incident from one of the Young Bond novels.



#6 The Shark

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 12:10 AM

May Day w/ her 12 inch strapon.



#7 ViperSRT87

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 12:28 PM

May Day w/ her 12 inch strapon.

Thats just wrong........probably correct, but just wrong  :wacko:



#8 jmarks4life

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Posted 16 June 2013 - 01:30 PM

May Day w/ her 12 inch strapon.

LOL!! :D

#9 hilly

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 12:50 PM

Bond vs Oddjob in Fort Knox

Bond vs a North Korean prison in Die Another Day

Bond vs Silva ( in Silva's head, anyway...)

#10 jmarks4life

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 03:10 PM

Bond vs Oddjob in Fort Knox

Bond vs a North Korean prison in Die Another Day

Bond vs Silva ( in Silva's head, anyway...)

Odd Job thoroughly gave Bond a a$$ whoopin. Bond actually had that look on his face that he knew he couldn't beat Odd Job lol!!

#11 The*SPY*

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 03:06 AM

Connery when Dr. No's guards "softened him up". 

Lazenby , surprisingly never really.

Moore , not surprisingly never.

Dalton by the LTK ninjas.

Brosnan  byNorth Korean Captors; possibly in the sound room in TLD; maybe Trevelyn at the end of GE.

Craig by LeChiffre.