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[MajorBoothroyd]

Ah, good old 'Choose Your Own Adventure' stories. Decide the fate of James Bond as he embarks on his latest mission.
The rules are, you pick from a set of (maximum) four options given to you in some point of the story. Once you choose that, you then write the story from that option. You may drop out of the game at any time.
You can also have a 'RANDOM' option if you don't have an idea, so the next user writes from their randomly chosen option.
Be as creative as you like!

James Bond was about to have a well-deserved night's sleep when his mobile phone rang. After four rings, Bond caved in and took the call. It was M, as usual. "Ah, terribly sorry to wake you up at this hour, Bond," apologised M somewhat forcefully. "We've got a little, erm, situation at MI6. It would be best if you could come down here to sort out the matter. None of our agents are available at the moment, so we chose you. Get here ASAP." With that, the line went dead.
Do you:
A: Get dressed and go down to MI6?
B: Sleep
or
C: Go on Commanderbond.net and troll everyone?

Edited by MajorBoothroyd, 08 March 2013 - 04:17 AM.

[seawolfnyy]

B: Sleep.

Bond, still angry with M over the previous week's events, decided whatever it was could wait until morning. He goes back to sleep. Several minutes later, the phone rings again. He pulls his PPK from under his pillow and shoots it. He replaces the gun and goes back to sleep. Awhile later, Bond is awoken by a very loud knock at his door. He gets out of bed and walks over to his laptop on the desk. He jiggles the mouse and the screen comes alive. He sees M standing at his front door with a very nasty look on his face.
Do you:

A-Answer the door.
B-Activate a booby trap.
C-Watch porn.

[MajorBoothroyd]

A- answer the door. When Bond opened the door, he could almost feel the fire in M's eyes. 'You were asked to investigate an internal affair, Bond,' growled M. 'Didn't the ASAP bit clue you in? This case was supposed to be solved a week ago! Instead, Jamesie decides to have a beauty sleep!' Bond decided to let M inside his apartment. Do you: A- Negotiate with M B- Give him a posion-laced drink C: Adopt Daniel Radcliffe?

[seawolfnyy]

B-Give him a poison-laced drink.

Bond knew something was off about M. This wasn't the way he spoke. M never used Bond's real name, let alone a cutesie version of it. He has to do something about it.

"How about a drink sir?"

"Oh thank you, I'd love one James." M replies rather nonchalantly. Bond opens his cabinet and pulls out a small glass. He pours a little Bourbon in and hands it to "M."

"Here you are sir. Never too early for a pick me up."

"Quite right." He raises the glass. "Cheers." M drinks it down in one gulp. However, he suddenly feels his insides burning. "What did you--" The fake M chokes and falls to the ground. The cyanide did it's job. Bond bends down and pulls down the collar of the fake M's shirt. He sees an Octopus.

 

Do you:

A- Call MI6 and tell them there is a problem.

B- Hide the body and investigate independently.

C- Have a nightcap and watch Doctor Who reruns.

[MajorBoothroyd]

A- Call MI6 and tell them there is a problem.

 

Putting the fake M's body in the fridge, Bond hastily called MI6. "What is it, 007?" asked a very tired Q. "Hello, Q, there seems to be a, er, little problem here," Bond rasped as he downed a safe glass of Bourbon. "Did the SPECTRE age-," Q said before stopping mid-question. "Q, what's going on?" asked Bond. 

"Q" maniacally laughed and the line went dead.

 

Do you:

A: Drive to MI6 

B: Shoot the impostor "Q" through the phone magically

C: Assume the fetal position and cry

[seawolfnyy]

B- Shoot the imposter Q through the phone magically.

 

Bond thinks quickly. He remembers a gadget that the real Q supplied him with. He presses a recall button on his phone.

"Hello?....AHHHHHH!" He hears the real Q scream as the phone on his end electrocutes and kills him.

A fake M and now a fake Q? It doesn't make any sense. What is going on?

Bond downs another Bourbon and goes to his closet. He pulls out a light grey suit and lays it on his bed. He reaches for his cell phone and dials the number of his personal secretary, Loelia Ponsonby.

"Hello? James is that you?" said Loelia.

"Yes, I had a bad dream and I'm out of coffee."

"Okay, I'll see you in 20." The line went dead. It was a code. She knew that there was a problem with MI6 and to meet at a coffee shop near Trafalgar Square. Bond dressed and left his flat.

Do you:

A- Go to meet Loelia.

B- Go to M's flat.

C- Play Skyrim for 30 straight hours.

[MajorBoothroyd]

A: Go to M's flat

 

Before Bond could rendezvous with Loelia, he decided to investigate his boss's residence. On the drive there he could see out of the corner of his eye flashes of black and orange, but it didn't bother him too much. When he entered the flat, something was most definitely wrong. M's clothes from his cupboard were scattered everywhere. His phone line had been crudely cut open. "What in-" Bond thought aloud before he was viciously attacked by a ninja. The fight increasingly became an uphill struggle. Bond couldn't keep on fighting at this stage.

 

Do you:

A- Just shoot the ninja

B- Kick the ninja in the privates

C- Meet St Peter at the pearly gates

[seawolfnyy]

C- Meet St. Peter at the pearly gates.

 

Bond took a stern hit the back of his neck and was out immediately. Bond wakes up in a scene that could only be from a dream. White clouds everywhere. Golden gates stood before him. Guarding them was what appeared to Heimdall from Norse mythology. Bond stood up. This was truly bizarre. He looked down at his clothes. He was wearing a loose fitting white shirt with pants and no shoes. He walks over to Heimdall.

"Where am I?" Bond asks.

"You are at the gates of the Bifrost bridge. I am the guardian of Yggdrasil, Heimdall." Bond was perplexed. How did he get here? But he knew where he needed to go

"I need passage to Asgard. It's urgent."

"Not without permission from the great and mighty Odin."

"Dammit man, I said it's urgent!" Heimdall makes a motion. However, instead of the gates opening, Bond falls into a deep abyss.

Do you:

A- Wake up tied to a chair with a blindfold over your eyes.

B- Fall into another dream tier.

C- Turn into a space alien.

[MajorBoothroyd]

A- wake up tied to a chair with a blindfold over your eyes.

 

Bond is awoken from his dream and finds himself surrounded by henchmen of some sort. He tries to wriggle himself free from the ropes on the chair but is not of much use. 

"Ah, Mr Bond, I was wondering when you would come to," sneers a voice that was all too familiar. 

"Blofeld?" groans Bond as the blindfold is removedl. True to form, there is the bald, maniacal villain himself, still holding his white cat. "The one and the only. You're probably wondering why you're here, why I'm still alive, and all these other questions. Well, first of all, you were taken from M's residence by my goons, secondly, my "death" in For Your Eyes Only isn't canon, and thirdly, your M and Q were kidnapped by my forces, and they are being tortured as we speak. You see, I have been looking into this secret stash of MI6 files hidden somewhere in Big Ben, and I wanted answers. And I'm afraid you've been caught up in it."

 

Do you:

A: Gape in horror

B: Summon Gandalf

C: Ask further questions

Edited by MajorBoothroyd, 29 January 2014 - 08:23 AM.

[seawolfnyy]

C: Ask further questions.

 

"What do you mean you're death in 'For Your Eyes Only' isn't canon? Does that mean that the entirety of For Your Eyes Only isn't canon?" Bond was perplexed.

"What do you think, Mr. Bond? If that's actually your real name."

"What are implying Blofeld?!"

"Isn't it obvious? If FYEO isn't canon, then it's possible that the code name theory is in fact accurate and every James Bond is in actuality a different person." Blofeld laughed maniacally as he stroked his white cat.

Bond couldn't believe what he was being told. It didn't make any sense. He must be wrong. For Your Eyes Only is canon. If any Bond film wasn't canon it would obviously have to be Die Another Day. An invisible car, really? Bond pondered this while Blofeld stood up. He had to think quickly.

 

Do you:

 

A: Accept what Blofeld has told you and believe that the name James Bond is a codename.

B: Continue to ignore what's right in front of you

C: Suddenly have explosive diarrhea....