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If James Bond was a teenager


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#1 jorgem

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 12:32 PM

No, we're not talking about James Bond Jr. or the Young Bond series here. Imagine if the Bond franchise was made for teenagers, I wonder what would be like if James Bond was a teenager (around 15-19) and ageless.

 

Every 4-6 years, a new teen actor is cast to play the teenage Bond. They don't have to be British to play the role. 

He would flirt around 139 Bond girls, from Natalie Wood to Miley Cyrus!

The bullies and the big bad guys would become his nemesis.

He would play video games while he's taking a break.

He would go to a "liberal" country where the drinking age is lower.

 

Let's see how it plays out:

If the franchise started in 1956 (or '62) and it was held yearly, not every two years, Paul Anka will play the role of the teenage Bond, and Annette Funicello and Natalie Wood would play the "teen" Bond girls.

 

Michael J. Fox would play that role in 1979-1983

Jason Bateman would succeed him, taking over in 1984-1988

Corey Feldman: 1989-1993

Justin Timberlake would take that role from 1998-2002

Robert Pattinson: 2003-2007

 

That franchise would be popular like the Twilight Saga and the Hunger Games!


Edited by jorgem, 20 February 2013 - 12:32 PM.


#2 QOS4EVER

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 12:44 PM

He would flirt around ..Miley Cyrus!

 Made me cringe



#3 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:01 PM

Miley.Cyrus.Justin.Timberlake.Robert.Pattinson.

 

I'm out!

 

 

James Bond wouldn't work as a teenager...it wouldn't be the James Bond expected from the novels, and it the actors would tarnish the predecessors efforts I think from the range of names there.



#4 PPK_19

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 02:24 PM

This whole concept has made my stomach turn. NO

#5 AgenttiNollaNollaSeitsemän

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:25 AM

WTF is this s**t?



#6 Iceskater101

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:38 PM

Lol ^ that's exactly what I thought. If Robert Pattinson was James Bond that would really ruin the franchise for me.



#7 saint mark

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 08:46 PM

Lol ^ that's exactly what I thought. If Robert Pattinson was James Bond that would really ruin the franchise for me.

 I would like to state that it would ruin the franchise for me as well.



#8 OmarB

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 09:21 PM

Well that was something else.