Sub-Lieutenant
Posted 22 January 2013 - 10:13 AM
This is just for fun: Simply post an ad a James Bond character would put up in the classifieds section of the papers.
Just a random thought I had.
I'll get you started:
"AURIC'S GOLD RINGS
Perfect for weddings, Godfather re-enactments and gold fetishists."
Commander
Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:41 PM
"Due to circumstances: pre-loved volcano for sale, expensively redecorated, direct connection to exclusive means of public transport, one previous owner, top condition. Call 555-2345-555. Ask for Ernst. Only bona fide offers!"
Commander
Posted 22 January 2013 - 04:18 PM
"Wanted: Crew members for salvage operation of Giant Tanker in the Mediterranean. Compensation: Polaris missiles and a prototype nuclear submarine tracking system. Payment will be made upon returning from helicopter trip from oceanic based research center."
Commander
Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:55 PM
Henchmen wanted - must be vicious, obedient, lacking in ambition and initiative and lousy shots. Must fit 40R boiler suit. Also must be available to hire out as a sub-contractor. If this is you contact [email protected]. Only serious applicants will be considered.
Lieutenant
Posted 23 January 2013 - 02:41 PM
Your own piece glitz and glamour. Penthouse suite including spacious kitchen, living area. Personal Elevator right to Casino Floor!
Available for short or long term rental. Whyte House Casino. Call 1-888-1971 for inquires.
Commander
Posted 24 January 2013 - 12:57 AM
I'm a big fan of this idea. Great call.
Sub-Lieutenant
Posted 24 January 2013 - 01:02 AM
I'm a big fan of this idea. Great call.
Thanks Matt_13.
Lt. Commander
Posted 24 January 2013 - 04:51 AM
Pre-owned vehicles for sale--foreign, domestic, import. Aston Martin with converted sunroof--passenger seat missing, some bullet damage. Lotus Esprit--slight water damage, Russian owner's manual included, anti-theft protection alarm. After market features available. Contact Q-Branch. Ask for Eve.