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[Golden Claw]

I remember seeing a thread like this on CBn several years ago, much before I joined. Thought it would be a good game to revive, and I'm sure it'll fare better than my botched up attempts to rescucitate the caption contests, whose time was seemed to be past.

What you have to do is describe each of the six Bond actors in one sentence, starting with "The One..." in the manner of Friends episodes. Here's my take on it:

Connie: 1) The one who wore a wig.
2) The one who played Bond in three different decades.
3) The one who reeked enough testosterone to kill a man on impact.
4) The one who looked bored out of his wits.

Laz: 1) The one who performed martial arts.

Rodge: 1) The one who was old enough to be James Bond's father.
2) The one who needed an army of stuntmen.

Timmy: sorry,can't think of a good one at the moment.

Brozza: 1) The one who ran like a girl.
2) The one who was emasculated.
3) The one who said "Bahnd, James Bahnd".

Danny: 1) The one with blond hair.
2) The one who showed his little finger to the Craignotbonders.

[glidrose]

Timmy: sorry,can't think of a good one at the moment.

I can...

1) The one who almost killed the franchise off.
2) The one who lived in a charisma-free zone.
3) The one who always looked like he didn't know what to do with a woman when one landed in his lap.
4) The one who always looked so damn pissed off.

Hey, if you get to bash Brosnan...

[The Dove]

Hmm sounds like fun! I'll take a shot at this..

Connery: The one who initially said Never Again in 1967..then again in 1971 and by 1983, he really did learn to Never Say Never Again.

Lazenby: The one who sold cars and Big Fry chocolate bars

Moore: The one who could have been Grandpa Bond in 1985

Dalton: The one who was vastly underappreciated by the general public

Brosnan: The one who sported the Robinson Crusoe look in his final movie as 007

Craig: The one who had the last laugh in making the person behind Craignotbond.com look like an utter moron!

Edited by The Dove, 04 October 2012 - 04:29 PM.

[thecasinoroyale]

Sean Connery - The one who brought James Bond to global recognition with those three immortal words

George Lazenby - The one who brought James Bond to global recognition by wearing a kilt

Roger Moore - The one who brought James Bond to global recognition with the use of a lever-arch eyebrow and a voice as smooth as butter

Timothy Dalton - The one who brought James Bond to global recognition by reminding us how we forgot how dark and cold Ian Fleming's creation actually was

Pierce Brosnan - The one who brought James Bond to global recognition by surviving the Cold War

Daniel Craig - The one who brought James Bond to global recognition. Period.

[Dustin]

Connery - the one who wore a dress before Craig

Lazenby - the one who introduced cardigans before Craig

Moore - the one who threw away an expensive piece of technology before Craig

Dalton - the one who got beaten up before Craig

Brosnan - the one who searched for a lady's love in a shot glass before Craig

Craig - the one who was James Bond before ...?

[Trevelyan 006]

Connery - The one who wore a toupee.

Lazenby - The one who only did one film.

Moore - The one with a puppet's eyebrows.

Dalton - The one without a sense of humor.

Brosnan - The one who starred in over-the-top plots.

Craig - The one who is Bond now.

(Voila, a list a keen to the general public's eye)

Edited by Trevelyan 006, 04 October 2012 - 02:01 PM.

[glidrose]

Barry Nelson - the only one to do a Kubrick film
David Niven - the only one Fleming mentioned in his books
John Gavin - the only one who got paid not to play Bond

[Golden Claw]

Hahaha! Some great ones here! Keep em coming!

[Otis Fairplay]

Bob Simmons – The One who shot you dead as many times as Sean Connery, before being strangled with a fireplace poker by the latter while in drag.

[seawolfnyy]

Connery- The One who failed at hiding his Scottish accent.

Lazenby- The One who failed at having a Scottish accent.

Moore- The One who failed at staying young.

Dalton- The One who failed at making money.

Brosnan- The One who failed at hiding his gut.

Craig- The One who failed at not crying.

[S K Y F A L L]

Connery The one who should have done OHMSS.

Lazenby The one who walked away from the role after one film.

Moore The one who was older then the man he was replacing.

Dalton The one who only did 2 films

Brosnan The one who should have gotten the role in 1986 

Craig The one that is overrated. 

[MajorBoothroyd]

Connery: The One with the Scottish Accent

Lazenby: The One with a Kilt

Moore: The Old One

Dalton: The One who went Christian Bale

Brosnan: The One who drove a Tank

Craig: The One who actually killed a bad guy in this third film

[glidrose]

Craig: The One who actually killed a bad guy in this third film

 

Huh? Moore killed a bad guy in his third film. Ditto Connery and Brosnan.

[seawolfnyy]

Craig: The One who actually killed a bad guy in this third film

 

Huh? Moore killed a bad guy in his third film. Ditto Connery and Brosnan.

In fact, Connery killed 4, Moore killed like 400, Brosnan killed about 20 and Craig also killed like 20.

[MajorBoothroyd]

Actually, I meant the main bad guy. Le Chiffre was shot by Mr White, Dominic Greene was left stranded by Bond, but it wasn't until Skyfall that Bond actually killed the main villain (Silva) IIRC.