
fat man connery in diamonds are forever
#1
Posted 08 October 2001 - 01:27 PM
tell me connery hadn't lost it by this point....
#2
Posted 02 November 2001 - 02:02 PM
The grey sideburns in DAF don't help. Compared to how he looked in Goldfinger, he just looks completely beaten up. He also wears some horrible things (according to my wife; she won't watch Diamonds are Forever "because he's wearing a pink tie". Does this say more about my wife than the film? I feel a row coming on).
#3
Posted 02 November 2001 - 02:09 PM
PINK ties and PASTEL colours were all the rage during the Miami Vice era.Jim (02 Nov, 2001 02:02 p.m.):
...He also wears some horrible things (according to my wife; she won't watch Diamonds are Forever "because he's wearing a pink tie". Does this say more about my wife than the film? I feel a row coming on).
1971's Bond was a man before the times.
PS: To really rub it in, I though I would add a bit of colour and size.

#4
Posted 02 November 2001 - 03:06 PM
scaramanga (02 Nov, 2001 12:08 p.m.):
I thought it was a pretty lazy performance by Connery. The difference physically between Connery in YOLT and in DAF is unbelievable. Who ate all the pies? And what happened to his fashion sense?
It's for this reason I don't think the inclusion of Connery into OHMSS would have done the film any favours - I still maintain, as attractive as the contrary idea is initially, that Lazenby in OHMSS in 1969 was always to be better than Connery in OHMSS in 1969.
Hope I haven't totally alienated the reading population at this point!
#5
Posted 26 November 2001 - 10:12 PM
I'm inclined to think that Connery's acting experience would have balanced Lazenby's fitness and energy. Also, if Connery seemed ever so slightly past it, it might have made his decision to "settle down' with Tracy quite believable.
I love OHMSS as it is, though, and wouldn't change a thing (unless the rooftop chase could be restored).
#6
Posted 27 November 2001 - 08:07 AM
#7
Posted 29 November 2001 - 03:01 AM
I think its actually YOLT where Connery looks his worse, some close shots really show the lines under his eyes and in that ninja suit his tummy graces us with its presence. "He walked though the film" is a common comment, and its true, but to be fair there wasn't really alot for him to do as Bond is pretty much a button pusher in this film. No casino game to act all suave and make cool comments at the villian, nothing like that. I like the thick eyebrows, podgy tummy and slightly weather face of Diamonds Are Forevers Connery more than the worn out YOLT look.
#8
Posted 08 January 2002 - 01:28 PM
As mentioned, Connery was out of shape, and although his performance there showed more enthusiasm than he did in YOLT, that's not saying a lot. He does look old, and the grey sideburns, as mentioned, didn't help at all. The poor script and ugly Bond girl (IMO) didn't help either, and with a relatively diabolical villain (Blofeld was almost laughable with his twin cats), it made it a minor disaster.
In Goldfinger, Thunderball and From Russia With Love, Connery was magnificent. In Diamonds are Forever, he's eaten a lot of pies.
#9
Posted 14 December 2001 - 08:16 PM
#10
Posted 27 January 2002 - 01:10 AM
Personally though, I think Connery looked his worst in YOLT. Shoot, he looks better even in NSNA, many years later!
#11
Posted 19 February 2002 - 05:25 PM
('Now, Junyah: we've both shcrewed the shame bad ghirl, and you're named after the dog. Thish family hash ishshuesh!')
I'm surprised Broccoli never told him to start jogging and dying his...wig! Just realised that it can't be too hard to dye a wig, then get his other hair to match. And how did his wig go grey anyway?
#12
Posted 08 October 2001 - 04:11 PM
I love the Connery of Diamonds are Forever, belly and all.
#13
Posted 29 March 2002 - 02:11 AM
#14
Posted 20 February 2002 - 01:13 AM
Jim (27 Nov, 2001 08:07 a.m.):
Doughnuts are Forever
:-D


#15
Posted 09 October 2001 - 07:58 AM
He does a fantastic acting job. But he looks almost past it. Face it, he looks darn old as Bond there. Moore in LALD (who is older than Connery anyway) looks about 10 years his junior.
#16
Posted 20 February 2002 - 04:32 AM
#17
Posted 20 February 2002 - 06:07 AM
General Koskov (19 Feb, 2002 05:25 p.m.):
The movie kind of gives Connery a 'Henry Jones' goofy-style-role.
('Now, Junyah: we've both shcrewed the shame bad ghirl, and you're named after the dog. Thish family hash ishshuesh!')
Almost snorted Pepsi out of my nose while reading your post!
#18
Posted 20 February 2002 - 10:34 AM
Alex (20 Feb, 2002 04:32 a.m.):
Yeah, he looks like crap in DAF, and it really should've been Lazenby in that movie.
I think that if Lazenby starred in this one, then it may have taken a better turn. That pink tie would be gone (could you imagine him in that), and next time you watch the pre-titles, turn the sound down a little, and instead of Connery, imagine George's voice. It suits him so well.
#19
Posted 09 October 2001 - 08:10 AM

#20
Posted 14 October 2001 - 05:29 AM
Hell, I wish I were in half as good shape as Connery is NOW.
#21
Posted 14 October 2001 - 05:49 AM
I agree completely. Well put!
"Diamonds" is my favorite Connery Bond performance---soooo relaxed & self-assured. He's only gotten better w/age....
Plus---your attachment MAY be the coolest Connery/007 photo I've ever seen. Nice!!!
#22
Posted 15 October 2001 - 12:29 PM
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Posted 02 November 2001 - 12:08 PM
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Posted 01 January 2003 - 06:14 PM
#25
Posted 07 January 2003 - 03:06 PM
If Connery would have made OHMSS, then DAF, then quit, then people would have loved Lazenby, as he looked so much younger and so much more attractive than Connery at that point. Also Roger would have never been Bond then.
If Connery would have made OHMSS and DAF then quit, I believe it is Lazenby who would have been Bond in LALD-LTK era, and that Moore and Dalton would have never played the role.
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Posted 07 January 2003 - 03:55 PM
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Posted 08 January 2003 - 04:03 AM