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Thora Birch as Bond Girl


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#1 luciusgore

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 12:10 AM

How about Thora Birch reuniting with her "American Beauty" director Sam Mendes? She looks the part. She would make a good, geeky Bond girl IMO. Now that she's been fired from the Dracula stage play, she should be available.

#2 CardShark

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 12:26 AM

She is quite attractive I wouldn't mind it.

Edited by CardShark, 22 January 2011 - 12:27 AM.


#3 Chief of SIS

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 12:37 AM

Nope. While I respect your idea by her looks and performance in "American Beauty" and her ties to Mendes but man, would that be one boring Bond girl. Literally everything I've seen her in she plays this reclusive, self-doubting, self-questioning role that really doesn't reflect the strong Bond girl we need or deserve for that matter.

#4 DamnCoffee

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 12:55 AM

Hmm, maybe. If I can get 'Hocus Pocus' out of my head.

#5 mttvolcano

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 01:09 AM

Hmm, maybe. If I can get 'Hocus Pocus' out of my head.

lol!
that was her? I looked her up, and maybe so as a Bond girl.

#6 zencat

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 01:30 AM

I loved her as Catwoman...

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#7 JimmyBond

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 01:34 AM

I don't know. I just cannot picture her as a Bond girl. Something about the fact that I grew up with her movies leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

#8 dinovelvet

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 01:53 AM

Not really sexy enough. The only kind of role I could see her in is as a Boris Grishenko nerdy henchman type.

#9 Sebastian Tombs

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 03:47 AM

I always remember her as Enid from GHOST WORLD. Seeing her as a Bond girl would be unbelievably odd.

#10 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 03:53 AM

She's very sexy, and a brilliant actress, but for some reason I just can't picture her as a Bond girl. I think it's because I don't see her and Craig as a couple. Still, there are worse choices.

#11 Aris007

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 10:53 AM

She was great in American Beauty, but I don't think she can fit in a Bond film. She's too sweet to be a Bond girl. She reminds me more of Dolly in Moonraker kind of girl rather than s true Bond girl.

#12 Syndicate

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 11:13 AM

I don't know the one who played that Salley Rayan in Patriot Games and Clear And Present Danger. Doing this not sure is a good thing at all or a bad thing at all.

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#13 Safari Suit

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 11:19 AM

Maybe it would be worth considering exactly why she was fired from this Dracula play.

She does come with some baggage, there was a rather creepy article about the way her father "manages" her recently

Never really saw the big appeal to be honest

#14 jamie00007

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 11:43 AM

No way. Dont get me wrong, I think she's gorgeous and had a huge crush on her back in the American Beauty days, but a Bond girl? Sorry, but nothing about Thora Birch really screams sophistication or glamour, she's more suited to those quirky girl-next-door sorts of roles.

#15 Jim

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 11:54 AM

Isn't she about twelve?

#16 jamie00007

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 12:51 PM

She's actually four years older than Gemma Arterton.

#17 luciusgore

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 06:56 PM

I think she would be great because she is different. In today's Internet age, nerds rule and she would make an interesting, nerdy, yet sexy Bond girl. She could be some kind of geek assassin or something.

#18 AMC Hornet

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 11:53 PM

Whether you support TB or not, you have all so far demonstrated an inability to distinguish the difference between the characters she has played so far, and her ability to do something different. Just because she has been cast in the mold of the sexy geek doen't mean that that's all she's capable of doing. Playing a Bond girl could proved to be the breakout she needs to establish herself as a versatile actress.

And this coming from me, one who continues to dis on Tanya Roberts for her non-performance in AVTAK. I will admit, hovever - and with more relief than chagrin - that Ms. Roberts proved herself a very capable comic actress in her role on That 70s Show. If Thora were to be cast in a Bond film, I for one would not be the first to start up a <thorabirchnotabondgirl.com> website.

please, EON, just give us some real casting news, so that we'll know that 23 is moving forward.

#19 DamnCoffee

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 12:33 AM

I think she would be great because she is different. In today's Internet age, nerds rule and she would make an interesting, nerdy, yet sexy Bond girl.


Natalya?

#20 Vauxhall

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 12:44 AM

Confession: Although I'd seen it, I hadn't entered this thread before just now because I had got Thora Birch confused with Thora Hird... :redface:

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#21 Jim

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 07:47 PM

Confession: Although I'd seen it, I hadn't entered this thread before just now because I had got Thora Birch confused with Thora Hird... :redface:

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Phwoarrr.

#22 booyeah_

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 01:14 AM

Confession: Although I'd seen it, I hadn't entered this thread before just now because I had got Thora Birch confused with Thora Hird... :redface:

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Perhaps she can be M's mum? I josh...

#23 Single-O-Seven

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 01:41 AM

I just read on Thora Birch's Wiki page that her parents are former pørnographic actors who starred in the 70's adult film, Deep Throat. How could Bond resist that genetic mash-up?

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 05:40 AM

I dont think shes that hot, in my mind she doesnt have the Bond Girl look. I think Diora Baird has classic good looks, she has somewhat nice acting range plus shes got a ridiculous amount of cleavage, its been awhile since a bond girl rivaled the swiss alps.