"Daniel Craig Bathroom fight

You can consider it that if you want lol. Anyways:

It all started one day when I was very hungry and had no food in the house, so I decided to go to McDonald's for the first time in months. So i get in my car and proceed to the McDonald's. There was a long line at the drive through, so i decided to go inside. I got my food and sat down and enjoyed it all haha....This is were the good stuff ensues. After my meal i went into the bathroom and well you know. After i finished my business, I went to go wash my hands, as i am washing my hands this random punk guy comes in(I wasn't aware of his presence)and pushes me into the wall really hard. I was like "what the hell bro" the guy was in his mid 20's, about 6 feet, pretty big dude. What the guy said next was going to being the detonator to the bomb ticking inside me lol He said give me all your money?!?!? I thought to myself "OH HELL NO." I have taken 7 years of martial arts, and was not about to get robbed, he told me to put my hands up and he pulled out a knife, thats when I "Daniel Craiged" his as i was bringing my hands up, i wrapped my arm around his "elbow" the arm that the knife was in and broke his arm, then i twisted his broking arm and got behind him and slammed his head on one of those hand dryers on the wall, knocking him out, as he laid on the ground i suavely walked out, got into my car, went home like nothing happened.

Hmm. I really don't think we can condone this sort of thing.

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