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[Kilroy6644]

The winner will be announced on April 15.

[danslittlefinger]

Being Mr Bigglesworth Jr? - Privilege.
Sleeping between world dominance takeovers? - Extraordinary.
Looking this cute but being able to snap a Japanese fighting fish's neck in .02 seconds? - Priceless.

awwww...me wuvs him

[MissDalton99]

Catastrophe at SPECTRE.
Little Tiddles was forced to sleep on the floor until he learned that the Japanese Fighting Fish were not food, but entertainment.

[Skudor]

Even as a young kitten, Blofeld's Cat dreamt of a life of organised crime.

[Loomis]

Blofeld's cat winced in pain as his master's foot slid inside him. Someone had given old Ernst Stavro a pair of fluffy white cat slippers, but the trouble was that they were extremely lifelike. Blofeld was getting on in years and his eyesight was failing, so he frequently mistook his sleeping pet for a slipper. All too often, it was a case of: right idea, wrong pussy.

[Skudor]

Luckily for Kitty, Blofeld preferred his pussies a little larger, if equally hairy.

[Kilroy6644]

Any more? Judging will be this evening.

[Kilroy6644]

Alright, kids, it's that time. Didn't get many responses to this one, but they were all gems.

In third, Loomis, with:
"Blofeld's cat winced in pain as his master's foot slid inside him. Someone had given old Ernst Stavro a pair of fluffy white cat slippers, but the trouble was that they were extremely lifelike. Blofeld was getting on in years and his eyesight was failing, so he frequently mistook his sleeping pet for a slipper. All too often, it was a case of: right idea, wrong pussy."

Sharing second (not a tie, because it was a team effort), danslittlefinger and MissDalton99 with (respectively):
"Being Mr Bigglesworth Jr? - Privilege.
Sleeping between world dominance takeovers? - Extraordinary.
Looking this cute but being able to snap a Japanese fighting fish's neck in .02 seconds? - Priceless."
"Catastrophe at SPECTRE.
Little Tiddles was forced to sleep on the floor until he learned that the Japanese Fighting Fish were not food, but entertainment."

And our winner is Skudor, with:
"Luckily for Kitty, Blofeld preferred his pussies a little larger, if equally hairy."

I don't know if his response was just a bit twisted, or if that was me, but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Take it away Skudor!

[Skudor]

Oooh, thanks very much. I guess that means I have to find a little kitty pic to post as the next cap-com?