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[Mr. Blofeld]

Here's the picture, you lot; due date's on the 18th:

'Til then, happy capping!

[danslittlefinger]

The day Tim realized that Velcro does not belong in period dramas.

[Jose]

That's not the Property of a Lady Bond was expecting.

[danslittlefinger]

The hug was so tight it caused the Undertaker's wind.

[hilly]

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Bond to Moneypenny- "Ok Ok! I'll come and listen to your bloody Barry Manilow collection. Now please let go of my testicles..."

[SecretAgentFan]

By the way, I had a few extras installed.

[hilly]

Girl "Don't think..Just let it happen"
Bond " Umm sorry, I think it just did....."

[jaguar007]

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Girl " Oh, James"
Bond : Oh!...Oh!..the laxative just kicked in

[elizabeth]

Bond: Where's Lupe when you need her?

[MissDalton99]

At one point, Timothy Dalton was forced to use human beings as shields against an upset Pierce Brosnan.

[Skudor]

"And I'm meant to pretend that I fancy her?"

[Jose]

Critics and naysayers say Timmy didn't know how to handle the ladies, but they were wrong. It was the ladies that didn't know how to handle Timmy. See? He's laughing because she can't even lift him an inch from the ground.

Or

When Dalton held the role of Bond, he insisted on helping cast potential Bond girls. Rumor has it that he was so meticulous, he even tasted their eyebrows.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Timmy: "Kara, we're inside a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan...cut! John, are you sure this set and the costumes are accurate?"
John Glen: "Of course they are, now hurry up, we're shooting the car chase in a minute and we've only got that Fiat Punto for the day."

[Jose]

"I wish Roger Moore would come back."
"Me, too."

[Eric Stromberg]

Where's the damned Astroglide dispenser disguised as a Walther PPK?

Ohhhhh, bullocks. Wrong movie!