

Blofeld's Cat Cap Con XXXIII
#1
Posted 16 March 2010 - 12:46 AM

#2
Posted 16 March 2010 - 12:52 AM
Mr Bigglesworth escapes into Scaramanga's House of Mirrors as he had f* c k all else to do (and it was worth it to see Nick-Nack crap his tiny pants. )
or
Bigglesworth to himself after recently being diagnosed with Paranoid Pussy Schizophrenia : "Hmm, I'm in six minds about that and WHO THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT? "
or
Bigglesworth's new pink mat = $10.00
Bigglesworth's new kitten pal from shelter = $25.00
Blofeld's new addiction to Photoshop = Priceless.
right that's my lot, I'm off to open a coconut.

#3
Posted 16 March 2010 - 05:41 AM
De Seuss' first draft - The Cat in the Cat Hat - was considered a little macabre.
or
Russian Doll for Taxidermists: $14.99
or
If anyone asks me what I'm thinking, I always say I got pussy on ma mind.
Or
Pussy Galore gives head.
#4
Posted 16 March 2010 - 10:09 PM

Blofeld: And tomorrow my next target will be...say, now, what's this? CAKE!
Blofeld's cat: Ahhhh...how relaxing...wait, what? No! NO! DADDY! NO! *gets eaten by Blofeld*
#5
Posted 21 March 2010 - 09:16 PM

#6
Posted 21 March 2010 - 09:46 PM
Tiddles wasn't too sure about the side effects of these
"Some make you taller... some make you forget" pills he found.
But he enjoyed the trip anyway... he thinks.
#7
Posted 23 March 2010 - 04:01 AM

007.
Blofeld: And tomorrow my next target will be...say, now, what's this? CAKE!
Blofeld's cat: Ahhhh...how relaxing...wait, what? No! NO! DADDY! NO! *gets eaten by Blofeld*
006.
Russian Doll for Taxidermists: $14.99
005.
Bigglesworth to himself after recently being diagnosed with Paranoid Pussy Schizophrenia : "Hmm, I'm in six minds about that and WHO THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
004.
Mr Bigglesworth escapes into Scaramanga's House of Mirrors as he had f* c k all else to do (and it was worth it to see Nick-Nack crap his tiny pants.)
003.
Bigglesworth's new pink mat = $10.00![]()
Bigglesworth's new kitten pal from shelter = $25.00![]()
Blofeld's new addiction to Photoshop = Priceless.![]()
002.
Tiddles wasn't too sure about the side effects of these
"Some make you taller... some make you forget" pills he found.![]()
But he enjoyed the trip anyway...he thinks.
![]()
...and the winner, by an overwhelming margin:

001.
Dr. Seuss' first draft - The Cat in the Cat Hat - was considered a little macabre.
Congratulations, Jim; now, get cracking!
