I'm sure you've all lost sleep over the final judging of this
(just like the Curling events at the Olympics, I mean what is that sport all about 
), so I will henceforth put you all out of your misery.
Thank you all for entering and I've decided to not send anyone any commiseration prizes this time.
(I've used up all The Invasion free DVD's on the Cat Cap Con. Sorry but I'm sure you'll all live. )
In reverse order
(rips open envelope)
:
Joint 5th: Judo Chop & Jaguar007Judo Chop:George Lazenby, on the seat of On Her Majesty’s Secret Surface.
- Love toilet humour.
&Once again, Diana puts George in pantsless time out, this time for touching her arm.
- That dizzy Dame.
jaguar007: George, you were supposed to meet Athena at the subway station (January 10th)
- What you do in your own personal (exciting
) life, is neither here nor there. 4th: Blofeld's Cat:I wonder why is the seat cut out of this chair?"
- Oh bollocks, not that again.
3rd: Mr Blofeld:Poor Laz was about to die of embarrassment, knowing that the entire cast and crew had caught him scratching his balls under the kilt between takes.
- Ah yes, the problem Bryce(003) has on a daily basis.
2nd: Kilroy6644Sure, hanging out with Bob Crane could be fun, but some days it had its drawbacks.
- Namedropping always gets you past the velvet rope with me.
WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!elizabeth:George: Ah, I feel like a bachelor again! Sitting at home eating in my boxers! Now that's the life!
- Funny how it takes a woman to know what a man really wants.
Congrats elizabeth and I look forward to your new Bond Cap Con picture with hope to that it will garnish you mirth and merriment this one has bestowed upon me.
Cheerio and bottoms up.