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[MkB]

Thanks to MissDalton99, I've been given the honour to preside over the 24th CatCapCon, on December 24th!

Unleash your imagination! The winner will be declared on December 31st.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Blofeld was mortified when he arrived at the wedding to find Mr. Bigglesworth was now Mrs. Bigglesworth...

[danslittlefinger]

EoN decides to remake a modern YOLT for the kiddies where this time a young Scottish tabby - Ben Doon Oddjob MacBond - marries his mail order bride, Pussy No Kissy Suzuki, so she can get a working visa.

or

"Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it"

[MkB]

Good ones, boys!

Keep them coming... it's time to get back to the CapCon business, guys, the Christmas celebration is over!

[Jose]

Tabby: I do.
Persian Cat: You should know that it takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a Herald.
Tabby: "It'll take more than cutting off your earlobes, Blofeld, to turn you into a Count." Stay in character! Your line is "I do!"
Persian Cat: This never happened to the other fella.
Tabby: ...

[danslittlefinger]

After finally getting her claws into him after he came out of the laundry closet (where he sleeps), they married on Cat-urday and went off to honeymoon in St Kitts, (the groom already feeling p*ssy whipped and not up to any Friskies).
Tun-a in again for the next installment of Tom Fords' - "No Longer a Single Cat - but Beautiful with a Beard.".

(Pardon et moi, MkB, for the corniness and Happy New Year ).

[MissDalton99]

Going undercover was always the hardest part of this international spy business...

[MkB]

Ok, lads, now that I'm up from sloth and out of New Years Eve drunkenness (yes, 3 days later... don't ask! ), it's time to declare a winner...


So... The sash and tiara of the "Blofeld's Cat marries OddJob's Cat" CapCon go to...

* drumrolls *

danslittlefinger for:

After finally getting her claws into him after he came out of the laundry closet (where he sleeps), they married on Cat-urday and went off to honeymoon in St Kitts, (the groom already feeling p*ssy whipped and not up to any Friskies).
Tun-a in again for the next installment of Tom Fords' - "No Longer a Single Cat - but Beautiful with a Beard.".

(because, yes, I love corniness! )

up to you...

[danslittlefinger]

I'm honoured MkB that you chose me (ignoring the fact I entered three times against only three other entries ) anyway hold onto your hats, I will post another one verily and forthwith.

Cheers.