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Posted 24 December 2009 - 04:12 PM
Posted 24 December 2009 - 04:48 PM
Blofeld was mortified when he arrived at the wedding to find Mr. Bigglesworth was now Mrs. Bigglesworth...
Posted 24 December 2009 - 05:20 PM
EoN decides to remake a modern YOLT for the kiddies where this time a young Scottish tabby - Ben Doon Oddjob MacBond - marries his mail order bride, Pussy No Kissy Suzuki, so she can get a working visa.
"Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it"
Posted 27 December 2009 - 06:01 AM
Posted 28 December 2009 - 06:46 AM
Tabby: I do.
Persian Cat: You should know that it takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a Herald.
Tabby: "It'll take more than cutting off your earlobes, Blofeld, to turn you into a Count." Stay in character! Your line is "I do!"
Persian Cat: This never happened to the other fella.
Posted 31 December 2009 - 08:19 PM
After finally getting her claws into him after he came out of the laundry closet (where he sleeps), they married on Cat-urday and went off to honeymoon in St Kitts, (the groom already feeling p*ssy whipped and not up to any Friskies).
Tun-a in again for the next installment of Tom Fords' - "No Longer a Single Cat - but Beautiful with a Beard.".
Posted 01 January 2010 - 08:20 PM
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