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[MissDalton99]

Ladies and gentlemen! Feast your eyes on this dubious spectacle!



Just in time for the holiday season.

Winners will be announced one week from today, December 21.

[danslittlefinger]

Anyway to enlarge this MissD?

[MkB]

Young Ernst Stavro Blofeld, aged 5, opens his Christmas gift...
"Nooooo! Not AGAIN a Persian kitten! I wanted a pet rabbit"

or: how parents create psychopathic kids...

[danslittlefinger]

Blofeld had to do with "hand puppet" status as the other half of the kitty delivery is caught up in the Xmas rush.

or

Cat to Blofeld:

"I surprize you? You like prezent?
Now if you luvz me, eatz chocolatz I left you at bottomz of ze box. "

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Och! This is auew they shoock me at Clh'ris'mas'tiaeme! Sendin' me-a cutt instead of a richt-good willy-wacht! Oie, they're goin' to get it..."

[MissDalton99]

I tried to enlarge this, but I couldn't...the picture doesn't come out otherwise! Sorry about that!

I'll keep trying...

[Jose]

Nobody ever suspected the cute and cuddly-wuddly eensy-weensy little-widdle kitty cat could ever be capable of leading one of the most- aw isn't he the cutest! Such a cute widdle kitty cat!

[O.H.M.S.S.]

This cat wants a Siamese fighting fish.

Edited by O.H.M.S.S., 15 December 2009 - 10:37 PM.

[Blonde Bond]

A picture of young Mr. Cuddles back in the days , before he went bad and tried to take over the world with his right paw man Ernst, a bald scarred kid from the same block.

[danslittlefinger]

A totally stoned Mr Bigglesworth attempts to get out of the now empty cat-nip gift selection box.

or

Not quite what Blofeld had in mind when he asked for a 'hot blonde jumping out of a box".
(The buyer is now holding up a freeway in a concrete suit. )

[Jose]

Yowe 'sposed to un-wwap me on kwis-mas mowning, not be-fow!

[MissDalton99]

Okay, I think we've all had a fair shot! Here are the top five!

Fifth Place:

"A picture of young Mr. Cuddles back in the days , before he went bad and tried to take over the world with his right paw man Ernst, a bald scarred kid from the same block."



Fourth Place:

"A totally stoned Mr Bigglesworth attempts to get out of the now empty cat-nip gift selection box."



Third Place:

"Not quite what Blofeld had in mind when he asked for a 'hot blonde jumping out of a box'."



Runner-Up:

"Yowe 'sposed to un-wwap me on kwis-mas mowning, not be-fow!"



And, ladies and gentlemen, the grand prize winner is (drumroll, please!):



"Young Ernst Stavro Blofeld, aged 5, opens his Christmas gift...
'Nooooo! Not AGAIN a Persian kitten! I wanted a pet rabbit'"



This one made me laugh the very first time I read it!

Take it away, MkB!