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[danslittlefinger]

Well being bestowed the honour of winning the last Cat Cap Con by Mr Chop (many thanks), I now bring you another episode of this long running saga.
I've never won a back-to-back before (I'm gobsmacked ) but luckily I kept the tiara and sash for my amusement so I'm quids in.

OK, extending the theme of Xmas in this next one, I hope you will at least put down what you are eating/drinking/fiddling with/watching on TV (repeats no doubt ) and ordering online and totally over extending on your credit card , to come up with another great caption for this "photobombing a box of salt" gem.


Oh yes, the picture is almost begging for a great quip to be adorned beneath it )
I can barely contain the excitement (but for my neighbours sake, I will ). Again, only the most belittling, inappropriate and derogatory entries allowed.

Right then, in one week hence I will sit down and make a decision harder than deciding between an Indian or Chinese takeaway.

Tally Ho Ho Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elizabeth]

"Present time, yes?"

[danslittlefinger]

Come one Cbners, one reply?

MkB?
J Chop?
Jose?
Miss Dalton?
Mr Blofeld?


Where art thou?

[Mr. Blofeld]

"I can haz nutcracker?"

[Jaws0178]

"Uhh, the turkey will be ready in a few minutes, Mr. Blofeld. Having a little trouble with the Snozberries."

[Jose]

He-ha-ho! Heinous Christmas! No, that's not right... Yeah... we're not big on Christmas here at SPECTRE not since '69. Ugh. Uhh tell you what, you've been a good henchman this year, Blofeld. If you can reach that box of salt up there, it's all yours! Harmful Christmas! Err... that's not right either, is it?

Edited by Jose, 09 December 2009 - 04:23 PM.

[MissDalton99]

"From out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter, and he sprang from his bed to see what was the matter..."

[danslittlefinger]

You see?
Poetic license is being used.


Keep 'em coming.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Uhh, the turkey will be ready in a few minutes, Mr. Blofeld. Having a little trouble with the Snozberries."

Cheeky bastard...

[danslittlefinger]

Roll up, roll up. Have a go and it's a free coconut to the winner!

[danslittlefinger]

Last call.

[danslittlefinger]

Sorry double post.

[MkB]

Breaking News: Blofeld's Cat cast in The Muppets' Christmas Show!

[danslittlefinger]

Well it's that time again folks, Judgment Day:Rise of the Finger.
Well you know what I mean.

So I've stirred my stumps and arose from the sofa to take a look at what glorious entries are before me. Prefacing the judging by stating: thank you for all the entries and your time. Your are all salt of the earth.

Honourable mentions (but not in any particular order)


Mr. Blofeld
"I can haz nutcracker?"

- Yes but only if it's shaped in the form of Hilary Clinton.

Jaws0178
"Uhh, the turkey will be ready in a few minutes, Mr. Blofeld. Having a little trouble with the Snozberries."

- Obviously an "in" joke as I haven't a clue what 'snozberries' are but I won't put anything into my mouth that sounds remotely like discharge from a rabid dog's nostrils.

elizabeth
"Present time, yes?"

- Cap Con winner , no. Not this time (but I hope you get all the prezzies you want. )

Jose
He-ha-ho! Heinous Christmas! No, that's not right... Yeah... we're not big on Christmas here at SPECTRE not since '69. Ugh. Uhh tell you what, you've been a good henchman this year, Blofeld. If you can reach that box of salt up there, it's all yours! Harmful Christmas! Err... that's not right either, is it?

- Sounds like the Christmas party at my workplace.

2nd Place

MkB
Breaking News: Blofeld's Cat cast in The Muppets' Christmas Show!

- Last minute entry - last minute chuckle. I think CbN could do a great Muppet's Show TBH.


The winner is: TADA!!!!

MissDalton99
"From out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter, and he sprang from his bed to see what was the matter..."

- I mean when can we use a quote from "Twas the Night Before Christmas" apart from at Christmas time? Topical and always good to be able to use the word TWAS.
Not used enough like betwixt, but that's another story.

Ok, over to you MissDalton99 for your timely entry into the annals of the Cat Cap Con
Comp.
We await your entry with misted breath and hounds biting at our heels.
(The tiara and sash are now in my safety deposit box so if you think you're getting them, forget it )

Heigh Ho Silver.........away...................

[MissDalton99]

Swell!

I don't care about the sash or the tiara, but didn't you promise a free coconut?

Anyhow, the next one will be up shortly...

[danslittlefinger]

Swell!

I don't care about the sash or the tiara, but didn't you promise a free coconut?

Anyhow, the next one will be up shortly...

It's in the post as we speak but your postman might have a bugger of a time putting it in your postbox slot. Do let him know.