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[danslittlefinger]

On being granted a back to back win by Elizabeth (long may she reign), I post another picture for your delight.

I thought I would warm it up as the season of log fires, mulled wine and way too much silliness is upon us.
So here it is:


Again, only flippant, sarcastic, dry witted and corny replies allowed please (let's remember our standards).
I look forward to judging this in one week hence (Nov 27th) and remember as always, fighting, dirty looks and throwing things at each other is always allowed but no touching of my mince pies, or else.

Ready...steady...decant the Port!!!!

[Mr. Blofeld]

"And he and me will zit 'appilee, burning weeth fire for our requited love; wiz Billee, zee goat, un me."

[Jim]

Q:How do you make a cat go woof?
A:Douse it in petrol and throw it on the fire. WOOF!

[danslittlefinger]

Keep them coming, I know you all can do it!
There's tons of things in that pic to get ze little grey cells moving.

[elizabeth]

"Ok, what to do next...I can go in the fireplace or I can do a little something-something with this ram here. Hmmm...decisions, decisions..."

[MissDalton99]

Harry: "All right, I agree that Blofeld should have some kind of a companion, but a cat? You've got to be kidding me."

Cubby: "You'd be surprised. Siamese can be very intimidating. Check out this picture right here!"

Harry: "Wow. Forget Blofeld! We've found our villian!"

[Judo chop]

Cats Who Stare With Goats

passing soon through a theater near you…

[Jose]

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... something something something... Merry Christmas to you?"

[danslittlefinger]

Great posts!

Still waiting for MkB's post...life isn't complete without that.

[O.H.M.S.S.]

On being granted a back to back win by Elizabeth (long may she reign), I post another picture for your delight.

I thought I would warm it up as the season of log fires, mulled wine and way too much silliness is upon us.
So here it is:

Bond: Do you have a match?
cat: I use a fireplace.
Bond: Better still.
cat: Untill they go out.

Edited by O.H.M.S.S., 27 November 2009 - 11:20 AM.

[danslittlefinger]

Any more offers?

Last Call.

MkB???

[MkB]

You asked for it, DLF!

Ram: Care for a drink by the fireplace, beauty?
Cat: ewe!

[danslittlefinger]

Yes it's that time again folks - Judgment Day but no mention of Mrs Slocombe's pussy being too hot too handle? ( but I won't ram home the point. )

Honourable Mentions:
Jim:
Q:How do you make a cat go woof?
A:Douse it in petrol and throw it on the fire. WOOF!

- Spit-take funny, however not condoning setting cats on fire.

MissDalton99 -
Harry: "All right, I agree that Blofeld should have some kind of a companion, but a cat? You've got to be kidding me."
Cubby: "You'd be surprised. Siamese can be very intimidating. Check out this picture right here!"
Harry: "Wow. Forget Blofeld! We've found our villian!"

- Always good to mention Cubby and Harry but I wonder if they really ever played so nicely?

O.H.M.S.S:
Bond: Do you have a match?
cat: I use a fireplace.
Bond: Better still.
cat: Untill they go out.

- Vishhions of Shhhean on the rug (the carpet not his toupee) in the firelight. I'm shhhivering.

Jose:
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... something something something... Merry Christmas to you?"

- Oh nuts, hate it when you get that close to the fire.

4th:
elizabeth:
"Ok, what to do next...I can go in the fireplace or I can do a little something-something with this ram here. Hmmm...decisions, decisions..."

- Ahh..the romantic allusion of a fireplace, makes you do all sorts.

3rd
Mr. Blofeld:
"And he and me will zit 'appilee, burning weeth fire for our requited love; wiz Billee, zee goat, un me."

- Oooh la la. Zat iz one 'orny anzwer!

2nd
MkB:

Ram: Care for a drink by the fireplace, beauty?
Cat: ewe!

- This came very, very close to winning my friend but reminded me too much of past dates - not between us of course - the laydees (he said sheepishly)

AND THE WINNER IS:

Judo chop:

Cats Who Stare With Goats

passing soon through a theater near you…

- What can I say? Topical, corny and eye rolling. All the pre-requisites and hopefully the "goat" fares better than Clooney's film.

The sash (albeit stained with curry and beer) and the tiara (albeit bent on one side) will be sent in the post forthwith but knowing the Royal Mail, it will be lost so I won't bother, but it's the thought that counts.

Over to you Mr Chop and post-haste with the new Cap Con!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(as I personally have nothing better to do than these competitions )

[MkB]

2nd
MkB:

Ram: Care for a drink by the fireplace, beauty?
Cat: ewe!

- This came very, very close to winning my friend but reminded me too much of past dates

Same here, same here... where do you think I found the inspiration?

Congratulations to Judo Chop, and long live the Cat!