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[danslittlefinger]

As Cruiserweight seems to have gone AWOL (and who can blame him ) after winning the last Cat Cap Con, I have, on the advice of someone who wished to remain nameless (who can blame him ), decided to start a fresh one.

So pardon et moi, Cruiseweight, but one week hence, I will steel myself to choose the best caption that relates in the most eeriest, corniest and/or deprecating way to this image:



So please play nice and don't knock over anything (especially my collection of empty takeaway cartons that I'm building into a pyramid)

Chocks away!!!!!!!

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

1: I'm waiting to hear if I got my "Countship" yet.

2: I'm waiting for a very important call from Number 1. Something about atomic ransom...

[Jose]

Secretary: Blofeld on line 1! Says it's urgent!
Cat: Ugh. Not again.

Edited by Jose, 07 November 2009 - 01:01 AM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Daddy Ernst would kill for lighting this dramatic!"

[jaguar007]

"I had it all, fame fortune and plenty of pussy..cats, until that darned Mr. Bigglesworth stole all my thunder"

[Airrider]

See, people, this is what happens when you wash your villainous cat on too hot a setting.
Shrinkage.

[danslittlefinger]

Great and funny replies.

[Cruiserweight]

AWOL?

I'm on everyday.

No one bothered to tell me i won...

[Jim]

Hairball forming...
...'phone at the ready...
...the deep-throat budgie sex-pest caller ready to strike again...

[danslittlefinger]

AWOL?

I'm on everyday.

No one bothered to tell me i won...

The I retract the AWOL. My apologies.
It had been up on this thread since Sept that you had won.
http://debrief.comma...p;#entry1057861
I did send you two communique's, can't remember the first one then one today explaining.

I guess it's up to us also to check to see if we are the winner.
Beg pardon if I trod on your toes CW. No harm intended, I did ask several people about it and they said just to get it going again.

It's all in fun and I hope CW you will have a bash at this Cap Con!

[Jim]

Another day, and my agent still hasn't called. Useless ratbag. Twenty-eight years now. Oh, I was someone in those days, I can tell you. Should I keep refusing to do panto? Bet he'll 'phone if I say yes. Well, of course he bloody will, he gets 10%. Hmm. What was that last offer? The Rugeley Alhambra, with Bobby Crush, Jane Rossington and Zoltar from Battle of the Planets. "With Blofeld's Cat as Abanazer's Cat". It's good money, can't deny that, it's the sort of thing Shakespeare would be writing now, it bloody is, it's the thrill of live popular the-atre, which is where real actors are, where I can practise my craft, my talent will shine, not like these multi-million dollar world-famous spy films...um...

...or shall I just start another online Bring Back Blofeld petition and have a wank?

Hmm. Decisions, decisions.

[jaguar007]

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Blast it! I used to be the sidekick to the world's most powerful villain! But after that darned 007 threw him down that chimney chute, i'm now having to work the customer service phones for Geico just to make a living"

[danslittlefinger]

Have to say these are great so far!

[Jim]

OK, so if I'm a cat and that thing to my right is a mouse, what's this then - a ing camel?

[danslittlefinger]

Great replies!

I see MkB is a r s e-dragging as usual on offering his usual stellar quips.

(Yes he has until the 13th but that is besides the point).


So I will sit here drumming my fingers with a raised eyebrow and pick on my Tikka Masala until one turns up.

[MkB]

Great replies!

I see MkB is a r s e-dragging as usual on offering his usual stellar quips.

(Yes he has until the 13th but that is besides the point).


So I will sit here drumming my fingers with a raised eyebrow and pick on my Tikka Masala until one turns up.

Well, well, good to see I have at least one fan!

"Having my cat basket lined with the fur of the previous Blofeld's Cat was a really smart idea... Now I can feel the SPECTRE of his presence... MWUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!"

[danslittlefinger]

Well, well, good to see I have at least one fan!

"Having my cat basket lined with the fur of the previous Blofeld's Cat was a really smart idea... Now I can feel the SPECTRE of his presence... MWUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!"

I can see why.

(Just kidding! Thanks for your great entry as usual, my friend!)

[elizabeth]

"This phone better ring RIGHT NOW or I will not use my litterbox for a WHOLE MONTH!!!!"

[MissDalton99]

For Blofeld fans across the globe, a grimacing cat has now tied with the telephone as the two most in-demand office accessories.

[Eric Stromberg]

No more late night phone calls, Blofeld. I've had it! I'm not solving any more of your problems. Watching you try to run SPECTRE is like watching two monkeys f*** a football!

[danslittlefinger]

Finding a winner to this is going to be hard.

Remember Friday the 13th is Judgment Day.

Keep them coming.

[danslittlefinger]

Ding Ding!

Last call Ladies and Gentlemen.

[danslittlefinger]

OK, this is a hard judging as all of the replies were great.

Honourable mentions to Jose, Eric Stromberg & Airrider. Your entries were fantastic and come joint 8th (along with the other entries by Jim and jaguar007)

Top 7:
Jim:
"Another day, and my agent still hasn't called. Useless ratbag. Twenty-eight years now. Oh, I was someone in those days, I can tell you. Should I keep refusing to do panto? Bet he'll 'phone if I say yes. Well, of course he bloody will, he gets 10%. Hmm. What was that last offer? The Rugeley Alhambra, with Bobby Crush, Jane Rossington and Zoltar from Battle of the Planets. "With Blofeld's Cat as Abanazer's Cat". It's good money, can't deny that, it's the sort of thing Shakespeare would be writing now, it bloody is, it's the thrill of live popular the-atre, which is where real actors are, where I can practise my craft, my talent will shine, not like these multi-million dollar world-famous spy films...um...

...or shall I just start another online Bring Back Blofeld petition and have a wank?

Hmm. Decisions, decisions."

- I can feel the pain Jim and hopefully you weren't talking from personal experience.

6:
danielcraigisjamesbond:
"I'm waiting to hear if I got my "Countship" yet.

- Very topical and why Mr Bigglesworth hasn't received yet one is beyond me."

5:
MKB:
"Having my cat basket lined with the fur of the previous Blofeld's Cat was a really smart idea... Now I can feel the SPECTRE of his presence... MWUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!"

- Corny but wonderful as usual my friend! No-one can do the evil laugh like you

4:
Jaguar007:
"Blast it! I used to be the sidekick to the world's most powerful villain! But after that darned 007 threw him down that chimney chute, i'm now having to work the customer service phones for Geico just to make a living"

- Know someone who works for Geico and they loved this one!

3:
Mr.Blofeld
"Daddy Ernst would kill for lighting this dramatic!"

- Wouldn't we all? Personally I always carry a lit torch(flashlight) under my chin for dramatic effect.

2:
Miss Dalton99:
"For Blofeld fans across the globe, a grimacing cat has now tied with the telephone as the two most in-demand office accessories."

- They definitely are on my Christmas list!

The Grand Winner and I believe a new member of the Cap Con Winners Circle:
1:
elisabeth:
"This phone better ring RIGHT NOW or I will not use my litterbox for a WHOLE MONTH!!!!"

- Feline Diva behaviour at it's best! Wouldn't have it any other way.

So the sweaty baton of this competition is now handed over to you and now I can finally come off the Valium and whiskey from the strain of it all.

Use your powers wisely Elisabeth and don't sleep in the tiara.

[Eric Stromberg]

I didn't even crack the top 8?!

!DISAPPOINTMENT!

Congrats to elisabeth and I look forward to the next contest.

[danslittlefinger]

I didn't even crack the top 8?!

!DISAPPOINTMENT!

Congrats to elisabeth and I look forward to the next contest.

Your comment was great Eric, you are all winners.