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[Airrider]

I had a little idea for a forum game, so let's see how well this works.

Somebody said something wrong, did the wrong thing in front of the wrong person and...well, a huge fight broke out.

As participants in this brawl, we are to trade blows, each one striking the one above them.

The James Bond twist? Each attack has to reference a movie or novel in some way. Be it trying to garotte someone with the briefcase strap full of gold sovereigns, putting someone's eyes out with the SPECTRE shoe daggers, or hell, even making Blofeld's cat claw someone's face off, anything goes.

I've only got two rules: first, don't make this personal. This game isn't for settling disputes between users.

Second, this is important: do try to be creative. It's a lot more fun to say you're using Q's sub sandwich from Goldeneye as a billy club than it is to say you're picking people off with the PPK.

That being said, touch gadgets, references, and even Bond Girls and come out swinging!

[jaguar007]

Allright Airrider, I will force feed you Blofeld's Siamese Fighting Fish...because you started this thread

[Airrider]

*urp!* Fine, then take a clouting to the back of the head from the delicatessen in stainless steel!

WHANG! Listen to it ring!...

[Mr. Blofeld]

Because you set off my tinnitus with your ringing, Airrider, I kill you TWINE-style while you're on the phone!

"I never miss."

[jaguar007]

*urp!* Fine, then take a clouting to the back of the head from the delicatessen in stainless steel!

WHANG! Listen to it ring!...

TTttttthhheeennn, III wwiill tttaaakkkeee mmmyyy RRosaaa Kllebbb ssshhoe aannd kkkkiiickk yyooouuu iiinnn ttttthhheee...............

[Airrider]

Tit for tat, good sir! Feel the wrath of my wet, knotted rope smack dab to the...

[Mr. Blofeld]

...bagpipes!

At least, that's what I clounce you over the head with from left field.

[Jaws0178]

This seems like fun.

I whang Mr. B over the head with Achmeds Tea Tray. "Heads" Up

[Mr. Blofeld]

In response to Jaws, I shoot you into the sky with Q's climbing rope... so, you can keep it up, after all.

[MajorB]

Mr. Blofeld, since Craig-era villains do not simply leave people in death traps and walk away, you will no doubt want to observe your foe's airborne demise by strapping on a jet-pack ...

...which I have booby-trapped. Bang on time!

[Bryce (003)]

*urp!* Fine, then take a clouting to the back of the head from the delicatessen in stainless steel!

WHANG! Listen to it ring!...

TTttttthhheeennn, III wwiill tttaaakkkeee mmmyyy RRosaaa Kllebbb ssshhoe aannd kkkkiiickk yyooouuu iiinnn ttttthhheee...............

Hey.....No one "whangs" one my DTBB bro's....

*Looks to Matt (004)*

003: Game On!

004: Let's take 'em to SCHOOL - "Old School"!

003 launches kick to the jaw ala' the one delivered to Sandor on the rooftop in Cairo and lunges with a choke on Airrider.

Meanwhile, 004 helps Jaguar to his feet drawing his trusted Berreta 92-F and passes his backup PPK to him.

D-0-7 - I could ....use...a....little...HELP!

[Eric Stromberg]

Pay attention, 003!


While you were choking Airrider I dropped a scorpion down the back of your trousers!

[The Shark]

While you were dropping the scorpion down his trousers I blasted AWTD through remote control at full volume through 50 ft speakers and killed everything in site!

Edited by The Shark, 16 November 2009 - 07:52 PM.

[Bryce (003)]

Pay attention, 003!


While you were choking Airrider I dropped a scorpion down the back of your trousers!

Funny, I thought it was just Miss Sterling trying to get my attention to buy her another round. Kinda tickled but I shook the little bugger out.

Fine then, I toss you my keyring finder and whistle "Rule Brittania". I then take a moment to grab the nearest available pint and have a sip.

Mmmmm....Newcastle.

[jaguar007]

Pay attention, 003!


While you were choking Airrider I dropped a scorpion down the back of your trousers!

Funny, I thought it was just Miss Sterling trying to get my attention to buy her another round. Kinda tickled but I shook the little bugger out.

SO that is where that little bugger came from! Quite sad but it fell into a pulverizor at the works.

[Bryce (003)]

SO that is where that little bugger came from! Quite sad but it fell into a pulverizor at the works.

Yes....The little wanker gained great face at this bar fight.

*finishes pint and then slugs Eric Stromberg with a right cross - Dalton style*

Sacrificing a sweet little scorpion...How dare you!

[Eric Stromberg]

Well I'm in bad shape to be sure. But it appears you brought fists to an egg fight, 003. Try this on for size as I expertly cricket pitch a Faberge egg at high velocity--direct shot to the pills. Anybody want to finish him off while I enjoy the sake Tanaga just bought me?

(Never thought I'd have use for anything from Octopussy. But there you go--lesson learned. Great idea for a topic, Airrider. Very creative!)

[Mr. Blofeld]

Sure, Eric; one kick into the printing press, and he's news tomorrow.

[jaguar007]

003, hold the bottle of Bollinger for me (never use that as a weapon), I need to grab the fire poker, this time not to be used on a widow.

[Bryce (003)]

Got it Jaguar...I'm still unscrambling my own "eggs" from the shot I just took.

...and where the Hell is Joyce?

*quickly puts on blue tinted X-ray specs to see who else is packing what, but first..*

Another Dalton - *head-butts Airrider Dario style for starting this thread*

HA! Time for that champagne!

I trust it was '96 Grand Anne'...I could use something cold....Especially for my...er...eggs.