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#1 mkr10001

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:14 PM

Who here was slightly surprised at the inclusion of a sex scene in DAD? Not that im complaining ,:-P, but i was a little shocked when i first saw it.

#2 Zorin Industries

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:15 PM

Imagine that... a bit of slap and tickle in a Bond film?! Shocking.

#3 mkr10001

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:18 PM

Dont be like that. Im only saying...

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:38 PM

I wasn't surprised that a Bond film included a sex scene but was quite surprised that a sex scene could be so unsexy...

#5 marktmurphy

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:39 PM

It's a surprise and a bit odd, really. Also, a bit of a disappointment: I thought that when James Bond 007 finished off there'd be fireworks or explosions or something- not just a gasp like a dying frog and a mild collapse. We waited 40 years for that?

#6 DamnCoffee

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:49 PM

It's a surprise and a bit odd, really. Also, a bit of a disappointment: I thought that when James Bond 007 finished off there'd be fireworks or explosions or something- not just a gasp like a dying frog and a mild collapse. We waited 40 years for that?



LMAO!

#7 jaguar007

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 02:43 PM

um, there have been other sex scenes in other Bond films. Maybe not quite as obvious, but they were there. While not EON, the sex in NSNA is just about as graphic. I'm pretty sure Bond and Holly were not playing Monopoly while floating around on the space shuttle. In TND I guess Bond was just brushing up on his Danish.

#8 mkr10001

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 03:48 PM

i know its been implied but they've never shown them...climaxing B) before

#9 marktmurphy

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 04:01 PM

um, there have been other sex scenes in other Bond films. Maybe not quite as obvious, but they were there. While not EON, the sex in NSNA is just about as graphic. I'm pretty sure Bond and Holly were not playing Monopoly while floating around on the space shuttle. In TND I guess Bond was just brushing up on his Danish.



But Little James wasn't penetrating foreign territory in those scenes.

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 06:56 PM

a gasp like a dying frog


Thanks marktmurphy, you've just added a new phrase to my vocabulary! B)

#11 DaveBond21

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 10:30 AM

i know its been implied but they've never shown them...climaxing B) before


True, it's the first orgasm ever shown in a Bond movie!

#12 Aris007

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 10:46 AM

We had a quite obvious sex scene in Goldeneye. Onatopp really felt it, although I don't think that it was the admiral's "torpedo"!

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 10:47 AM

i know its been implied but they've never shown them...climaxing B) before


True, it's the first orgasm ever shown in a Bond movie!


You're right there. I was shocked when I first saw it, now I just try and block it out! Pierce Brosnan yelping in pleasure (in his own morphed way) *shudder*

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 12:17 PM

quite surprised that a sex scene could be so unsexy...


Agreed. Just shows how much effort pørn stars have to put into things, eh? B)

Desperately unsexy. He could have still been wearing a string vest and his socks. And as for the handy kiwi fruit and fruit knife....c'mon! Makes it look like it was over in 10 seconds.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 02:58 PM

That scene was interesting.

Definitely Bond just wanting to get his rocks off.

Ms. Jinx didn't seem to mind, either.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 03:24 PM

Jinx was on top with a knife IIRC. Can't have Bond dominating a woman, no sirree.

#17 B. Brown

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 03:44 PM

And Jinx was the one who left in the morning.
Not Bond.



Unsettling...

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:31 PM

Yep, a bit of role reversal to be sure.

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 12:27 AM

And Jinx was the one who left in the morning.
Not Bond.



Unsettling...



Just like Magda in Octopussy.

#20 JimmyBond

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 01:28 AM

And Jinx was the one who left in the morning.
Not Bond.



Unsettling...




Just like Magda in Octopussy.


And Tracy in OHMSS. In fact I always thought that was a small homage to OHMSS, Bond waking up to find the girl gone.

#21 Aris007

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 11:00 AM

And Jinx was the one who left in the morning.
Not Bond.



Unsettling...




Just like Magda in Octopussy.


And Tracy in OHMSS. In fact I always thought that was a small homage to OHMSS, Bond waking up to find the girl gone.


That's not very Bondish, is it?

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 05:22 PM

In a movies where the good scenes are so few that you can count them on one hand - I am really surprised this piece of offal doesnt get more flack.

It must have been Tamahoris idea. You can imagine him pitching it "the sex scenes need to be more raw. We wanna see James Bond screw the girl. We've never seen that. Its cutting edge"

But just like everything else "cutting edge" that Tamahori brought to DAD it is an EPIC FAIL.

Quite frankly, I dont want to see James Bonds B) face. Pierce Brosnan was bad enouhg but can you imagine if we had it in every Roger Moore film. The whole thing was an embarassment.

It was at that point I knew that the film was speeding to hell in a Q Branch handbasket and nothing but nothing was going to put the brakes on.

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 06:24 PM

I never liked Pierce's love scenes...it was like watching me Dad do it.

#24 Shaun Forever

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 08:31 PM

Now most of you know I'm no prude, but the scene made me feel uncomfortable.

#25 tim partridge

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 09:05 PM

In a movies where the good scenes are so few that you can count them on one hand - I am really surprised this piece of offal doesnt get more flack.

It must have been Tamahoris idea. You can imagine him pitching it "the sex scenes need to be more raw. We wanna see James Bond screw the girl. We've never seen that. Its cutting edge"

But just like everything else "cutting edge" that Tamahori brought to DAD it is an EPIC FAIL.

Quite frankly, I dont want to see James Bonds B) face. Pierce Brosnan was bad enouhg but can you imagine if we had it in every Roger Moore film. The whole thing was an embarassment.

It was at that point I knew that the film was speeding to hell in a Q Branch handbasket and nothing but nothing was going to put the brakes on.


:tdown:


It has to be fastest "sex" scene this side of Halloween. I really didn't dig the Papaya retread of the ice from TWINE either.

Typical of Tamahori's out of touch directorial "flash", I really hate the "Top Gun" style blue lighting and flapping window silk. Why didn't they just bung "Take My Breath Away" onto the soundtrack while they were at it? Talk about twenty years out of touch... Maybe this was yet another unsuccessful attempt by the filmmakers to bring the Tony Scott essence to Bond 20?

There's a reason you don't mess with something forty years old.

Edited by tim partridge, 22 June 2009 - 09:09 PM.


#26 Colossus

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 01:34 AM

Not enough grinding.

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 07:31 AM

That is seriously one of the worst and most unsexy sex scenes Ive ever seen. Truly horrible and awkward. About as alluring as catching your uncle banging a hooker.