Blofeld's Cat
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Judo chop
, Jun 17 2009 06:12 PM
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#1
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 06:12 PM
No time for chit chat. Next contest. Go!
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 06:15 PM
After the match has finished I'll be off for a shower,No time for chit chat. Next contest. Go!
and shave.
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 07:13 PM
So much for the Piz Gloria security...
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 08:52 PM
The "MonocleCam" catches Blofeld's cat loading up on some Siamese pørn and awaiting delivery of the "Anchovy and Whiskas" special from the Pizza Piz Gloria Palace.
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 09:09 PM
The Cat's daily life following his ditching of Blofeld was a very unfulfilling one, indeed; mostly confined to watching reruns of Ultimate Fighting for the sake of some gratuitous sex and violence.
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 12:48 AM
Blofeld (off-camera): Damn, who said you could have the last beer?
Cat: Excuse me, I'm the only one that did any work today.
Blofeld: Like hell you did. The kitchen is a pigsty. Help me with these dishes.
Cat: I'll get to it as soon as this poker tournament's over.
Blofeld: That's what's important in your life? Beer and poker?
Cat: What else do you expect me to do all day?
(Pause)
Blofeld: We really need to find wives.
Cat: Ditto.
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 12:54 AM
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:07 AM
"Ahhhh this is the life! A good beer, a decent show on
TV, and the ability to scratch and lick one's self"
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:20 AM
Tiddles watches CR, squints and whispers his favourite line menancingly ..."Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls"...( he burps, he grins, he rewinds...)
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 01:30 PM
Oops! 
At long last, judgement day has come to all.
Dan's was good...
At long last, judgement day has come to all.
Dan's was good...
But this one was the best...Tiddles watches CR, squints and whispers his favourite line menancingly ..."Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls"...( he burps, he grins, he rewinds...)
Miss Dalton... take 'er away.Blofeld (off-camera): Damn, who said you could have the last beer?
Cat: Excuse me, I'm the only one that did any work today.
Blofeld: Like hell you did. The kitchen is a pigsty. Help me with these dishes.
Cat: I'll get to it as soon as this poker tournament's over.
Blofeld: That's what's important in your life? Beer and poker?
Cat: What else do you expect me to do all day?
(Pause)
Blofeld: We really need to find wives.
Cat: Ditto.
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 07:53 PM
Thanks!
I know just the picture for the next contest...I've been saving it up for just this occasion...
I know just the picture for the next contest...I've been saving it up for just this occasion...