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[mkr10001]

Let's see if we can make some good celebrity names for bond characters for example

Blofeld and Odd-job, would obviously be, Oddfeld!

;-)

Lets not get too rude this time lol
If the resulting name does happen to be rude just post the two names and i'm sure we will be able to figure it out.

I hope thats ok, mods?

[Mister Asterix]

I hope thats ok, mods?

Wonderful.

[mkr10001]

im really confused now lol

what is that top post doing?

EDIT: Now its ok

nevermind

Edited by mkr10001, 16 June 2009 - 03:59 PM.

[Zorin Industries]

Sorry mate, it wasn’t getting too rude, it was too rude from Reply #1. Feel free to try and restart it; there was nothing wrong with your initial post.

I fail to see how a cheeky quip (which avoids being rude as its punchline) is "rude".

Let's see if we can make some good celebrity names for bond characters for example

Blofeld and Odd-job, would obviously be, Oddfeld!

;-)

I can do clean...

SCARAMANGA is to marry LIVE AND LET DIE's villain.... their married name is KANANGA-MANGA.




I see there is to be a romcom about a DIE ANOTHER DAY villain marrying one from SOLACE.

The Kil And Fields....

[jaguar007]

The Bond movies certainly did not always keep it clean.

Goldfinger and Moneypenny gets

Goldpenny

[Zorin Industries]

I'm always reminded of that James Bond nursery rhyme... "Nick Nack Onatopp Kidd Orlov A Smallbone...."

Ms King from THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH is to marry the inane henchmen from DIE ANOTHER DAY. She is more than willing for her name to now be - ELEKTRA KIL....


That comedian SHADY from DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER is also marrying Denise Richards character from THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH... CHRISTMAS TREE!

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

Honey Ryder leaves her islands and shells in search of a long term relationship. She eventually finds Colonel Moon and you guessed it, they go off together and have a nice HONEYMOON

Edited by sthgilyadgnivileht, 16 June 2009 - 05:50 PM.

[mkr10001]

I'm always reminded of that James Bond nursery rhyme... "Nick Nack Onatopp Kidd Orlov A Smallbone...."

i bet she loves to be ...Onatopp..;-) ;-) "wink wink"

[Zorin Industries]

I'm always reminded of that James Bond nursery rhyme... "Nick Nack Onatopp Kidd Orlov A Smallbone...."

i bet she loves to be ...Onatopp..;-) ;-) "wink wink"

Steady... The Smut Police are waiting in the wings...

[mkr10001]

oh yeah....

[Bondian]

Great thread. Sounds like something I'd come up with.

Miss Moneypenny's name becomes 'Money Bond' after marrying our James.

Jaws married Plenty O' Toole and have a child named 'Jaws 3DD'. He's not particularly tall, but he has to wear larger underpants than others of the same age.

Blofeld had an affair with Pussy, but his wheelchair remote prevented them for having any real courtship. They decided to call it a day when he came home covered in soot.

Gustav Graves couldn't find a partner because when he could never sleep on it when propositioned by a female.

Bond marries Octopussy. A year later she gives birth to octets. They name them 'Liesl', 'Louisa', 'Friedrich', 'Kurt', 'Brigitta', 'Marta', 'Gretl' and 'Julie Andrews'.

[Forward Look]

Electra King (or her father) + Auric Goldfinger = KINGFINGER

Kingfinger was also the name of an Elvis-based fan fiction parody of GF that I saw years ago, posted to an older James Bond newsgroup forum during the early days of the internet.