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Blofeld's Cat CapCon XIII

Started by MkB , Jun 09 2009 11:54 AM

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#1 MkB

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 11:54 AM

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Let the games begin! B)

#2 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 12:49 PM

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My name is Blofeldus Catius!


#3 Judo chop

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 02:32 PM

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Catatonic with a squeeze of lime.

#4 danslittlefinger

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 03:11 PM

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Various translations:

Sexual innuendo is back with a vengence in Bond 23:
"Hi I'm MELONie furBALLS, you likey?".

or

"Damn Austin Powers, damn Bond. Those Limeys are everywhere."


or

"She always did enjoy a good squeeze"


or

"Are you taking the Pith out of my Helmet?"


or

"Shaken not Squeezed?".




(Yes, I'm done now.. B) )

#5 Jaws0178

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 03:37 PM

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Eon had the radical idea to begin work on a remake of the classic movie Rudy, starring Blofelds cat as Rudy, the main character.

#6 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 05:48 PM

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(Translation: Why do lime-twisted cats taste different from all other cats?)


#7 Aris007

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 05:54 PM

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George Lucas's original thought of Lord Vader.

#8 Jose

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 07:27 PM

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Blofeld's Cat brings a whole new meaning to the word melon-head.


#9 stromberg

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 08:23 PM

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I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, James...


#10 MissDalton99

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:10 PM

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Blofeld's cat decided to use what he had around the house in order to dress up as a tennis ball for SPECTRE's annual Halloween bash.

#11 danslittlefinger

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 04:52 PM

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CatBoxRaker?
"He's attempting re-entry through the cat flap sir!"


#12 MkB

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 01:27 AM

Great work guys!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the winner is:

Judo Chop



for defining Blofeld's Cat very own signature cocktail:

Catatonic with a squeeze of lime.


Congratulations, the XIVth Blofeld's Cat CapCon is yours! :tdown:





PS: actually, for the sake of exactness, I believe the carved fruit on the cat's head is a pomelo. Not that anyone cares, mind you! B)

#13 danslittlefinger

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 01:40 AM

Great, now you tell me. I could have used my Pomelo jokes. B)

#14 MkB

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 01:46 AM

Great, now you tell me. I could have used my Pomelo jokes. :tdown:


What?! Are you the current owner of my old Guinness world record of pomelo jokes?!? :tdown: :)
Great entries, BTW, DLF! B)

#15 danslittlefinger

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 01:53 AM

Great, now you tell me. I could have used my Pomelo jokes. :tdown:


What?! Are you the current owner of my old Guinness world record of pomelo jokes?!? :tdown: :)
Great entries, BTW, DLF! B)


Yeah well that doesn't get me the sash and crown now does it? :)

#16 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 02:40 AM

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"Straight up. With a twist."


#17 danslittlefinger

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 02:42 AM

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"Straight up. With a twist."


Judo Chop is the winner. MkB announced it a little earlier.

#18 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 02:44 AM

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"Straight up. With a twist."


Judo Chop is the winner. MkB announced it a little earlier.

Oops! Sorry! I didn't see that! B)

#19 danslittlefinger

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 02:45 AM

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"Straight up. With a twist."


Judo Chop is the winner. MkB announced it a little earlier.

Oops! Sorry! I didn't see that! :tdown:

Didn't want you to get your hopes up mate. B)

#20 Judo chop

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 02:19 PM

The fact that my miserable caption won this contest is funnier than the caption itself, so give yourself a hand as well, MkB! B)

I don’t have the first clue where to find these kinds of pictures, so I think I’ll go ahead and take you up on your offer for some complimentary pics. PM to me at your earliest convenience, please.
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