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Blofeld's CapCon X

Started by Jose , Apr 19 2009 03:34 AM

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#1 Jose

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:34 AM

Hello!
So, this edition of the Blofeld CapCon is up to me.
Here's the pic.

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One entry per person please.
Best caption wins.
Judging shall take place on the 25th.

#2 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:38 AM

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Blofeld attempts to give his cat the experience of popping a cherry.


#3 danielcraigisjamesbond007

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:39 AM

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At the Piz Gloria Compound, scientists needed a live subject to test their "allergy" products on.

#4 dogmanstar

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:46 AM

Hello!
So, this edition of the Blofeld CapCon is up to me.
Here's the pic.

Posted Image

One entry per person please.
Best caption wins.
Judging shall take place on the 25th.


"Mmmmm, maraschino cherry . . . . in stainless steel!"

#5 danslittlefinger

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 04:15 AM

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(Meanwhile at the 'Blofeld Trump Apprentice Lap Cat' auditions) -
Blofeld: "If you can tie the stalk into a bow with your tongue, YOU"RE HIRED!!!! B) " :tdown:


#6 Jaws0178

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 07:33 AM

"Ummm, excuse me, I asked for a strawberry. Oh, very well. This is undignified"

#7 danslittlefinger

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:18 PM

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To pay the bills between films, Blofeld's cat goes to Amsterdam to make soft pørnos.

#8 MkB

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 05:10 AM

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Blofeld is known to cherry-pick his collaborators...


#9 danslittlefinger

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 03:36 PM

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Blofeld extends the branch of peace - "Detente cherry Cordiale."




(I know, I know... B) )

#10 Judo chop

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 03:41 PM

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To weaken Bond’s spirit before torturing him for information, LeChiffre makes an example of a cherry.

“It’s the simplest thing to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure. And of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge... that if you do not yield soon enough... after approximately 10,000 licks... there will be little left to identify you as a man.”

#11 Jose

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 04:08 AM

Judging takes place tomorrow. I like the entries so far. Nice job, everyone. B)

#12 Jim

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 07:22 AM

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"...and to immobilise the cat, pierce its brain with a cocktail stick and drag it out of the little B)er's mouth."

#13 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 12:01 PM

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I said "mon chéri" not "one cherry"! So much for the
romantic evening. What the hell, I'm hungry anyway.


#14 onthetracksof007

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 04:11 PM

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"A frozen cherry.. hmm, didn't see that one coming.."


#15 Jose

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 06:54 AM

All right. Everyone did a great job on the captions.

3rd - Dogmanstar

2nd - Jim

and...

1st- Mr. Blofeld.

Congrats! B)

#16 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 04:49 PM

Hmmm. Didn't think anyone would get that one. B)

Anyhow, mes chéris, new one coming... in a couple of minutes! :tdown:
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