

Blofelds Cat CapCon VII
#1
Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:05 AM

#2
Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:11 AM
"You want me to do what to Mr. Bond?!"
#3
Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:21 AM
'If I stay veeery still, James Bond will think I'm a stuffed cat and he'll leave me alone...'
#4
Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:34 AM

"I have taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice."
#5
Posted 25 March 2009 - 12:36 AM
"I have taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice."


#6
Posted 25 March 2009 - 01:35 AM
Thanks!"I have taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice."

#7
Posted 31 March 2009 - 02:44 AM
The cat looks on in stroke-inducing amazement as Blofeld struggles to fit himself into the stiletto's on sale at the mall.
#8
Posted 31 March 2009 - 07:25 AM
"OK, let me see if I've got this... I get in the bag... you zip the bag up.. you throw it in the canal, it sinks... So... where does the magic trick come in?
...oh."
#9
Posted 31 March 2009 - 03:55 PM
"When you said you asked that shop assistant out and said "the pussy's in the bag" with a wink, I didn't think you meant me.."
#10
Posted 31 March 2009 - 04:39 PM
This unfortunately is third. Originally I had this one picked for second, but Jims was slightly funnier.
"You want me to do what to Mr. Bond?!"
Okay, here is your winner. I could just see this happening prior to Diamonds Are Forever.
The cat looks on in stroke-inducing amazement as Blofeld struggles to fit himself into the stiletto's on sale at the mall.
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This one is second place. Jim, I'll be honest with you, it was hard to pick between yours and dlf.
"OK, let me see if I've got this... I get in the bag... you zip the bag up.. you throw it in the canal, it sinks... So... where does the magic trick come in?
...oh."
So, congratulations, Danslittlefinger.
#11
Posted 31 March 2009 - 04:45 PM

There I was reading a sarcastic comment to my posting of the Quinn "I want to be James Bond" story and the pop up stating I won came on.

I nearly choked on my egg roll.

I shall find a picture and post fortwith.
