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[Jaws0178]

Okay ya'll
Here it is, here it is. I'm not quite sure how the scheduling works so bear with me, and anyone who has won the previous ones, help me out. Seven days! Sorry, scary movie moment there. Here is the picture, you come up with the caption.

May the best caption win. Good luck.

[Jim]

Cat: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
An Actual Starling: He said, "I can smell your ."
Cat: I see. I myself cannot. You use Pretty Boy wing wax, and sometimes eat Trill; but not today.

or

Cat: You're so ambitious aren't you? You know what you look like to me? With your good bag and your cheap talons? A well scrubbed crow, with a little taste. You aren't more than one generation removed from poor white swan, are you Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed is pure nuthatch.

or

Cat: Why do you think he removes their wings, Agent Starling? Thrill me with your acumen.
An Actual Starling: It excites him. Most bird killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
Cat: I didn't.
An Actual Starling: No. No, you ate yours.

or

An Actual Starling: Did you do all these drawings, Doctor?
Cat: Ah. That is the Duomo seen from the Belvedere. Do you know Florence?
An Actual Starling: All that detail just from memory, sir?
Cat: Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a catflap.

[Judo chop]

Among the inhabitants of the forest moon of Endor, albinism is considered to be a mark of the Evil One™. Infants exhibiting such traits are torn from their mothers at birth and sent to work the mines on the sand moon of Endor.

[danslittlefinger]

Blofeld's 2nd failure (as almost invisible doesn't cut it) of the "Stealth by Persian" experiment sits and waits her fate...

Edited by danslittlefinger, 01 March 2009 - 02:09 AM.

[HH007]

What the are you looking at?!

[Blofeld's Cat]

Hello Clarice.

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

I shall have my revenge...
OR
I SHALL rule the world!!!!
OR
Vengeance shall be mine! Mwahhhaa!

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

How long does it take to get someone out of a chimney these days?

Edited by sthgilyadgnivileht, 27 February 2009 - 09:32 PM.

[Forward Look]

Washington just heard from your friend with the cat.

[Jaws0178]

Okay, it is Wednesday. I will judge the captions later this evening. My fiancee is helping me judge, so I have to wait.

[Jaws0178]

Okay, guys,
The Contest is over. The judges have decided. (The judges being my fiancee and I) and we have decided:

Third place goes to: danslittlefinger

Second place goes to: HH007

And the winner of the fifth Blofelds Cat Caption Contest is: Blofeld's Cat


Congratulations to Blofelds Cat. Can not wait for the next one.

Jaws

[Blofeld's Cat]

And the winner of the fifth Blofelds Cat Caption Contest is: Blofeld's Cat


Congratulations to Blofelds Cat. Can not wait for the next one.

Cheers for that. I need to browse through my family pix now.

Stay tuned folks.