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Blofeld's Cap Con - 4th edition


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#1 MkB

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:21 PM

Looks like there are some uncharted areas in the Blofeld's Cat character... as Lou Reed said: then he was she, and she said: Hey Babs, take a walk on the wild side :(

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Unleash the cat... sorry, your imagination! :)

#2 danslittlefinger

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:39 PM

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Blofeld's cat auditions for the latest role as "Ozzy Osbourne: Cat's Sabbath" as she failed to nail any role regarding Lennon (and anything pertaining to Bond 23 is still a bit sketchy).


Edited by danslittlefinger, 18 February 2009 - 10:42 PM.


#3 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:44 PM

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Biggles the Cat advertising for his latest box office smash, They Live 2: The Shedding.



#4 Airrider

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 10:50 PM

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And Bond would've killed him and his cat too, if one of Blofeld's henchmen didn't replace the man's poison-gas pen with one that sprayed Pepto-Bismol.

Edited by Airrider, 18 February 2009 - 10:52 PM.


#5 danslittlefinger

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 10:53 PM

:) :( nice airrider...

#6 Blonde Bond

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 11:15 PM

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'Queer Cat's Eye for the Straight Cat' coming this fall on CBS (Cats Building a Satellite)

#7 danslittlefinger

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 11:30 PM

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Tiddles lowers her standards to promote the new line of Whiskas' CandyFloss flavour food. "(Note to self - fire agent!)"


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#8 MkB

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 11:39 PM

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Blofeld: "Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged queen!"



#9 Jaws0178

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Posted 20 February 2009 - 06:07 PM

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Upon the death of Ernst Stavro Blofeld, his cat needed to find another gig. Fortunately, there was an opening in Elton John's entourage.

#10 MkB

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 09:30 PM

A cat has nine lives, but a Blofeld's Cat Caption Contest lives only 7 days :(

So it's awards-time!

Bronze medal to danslittlefinger for:
Tiddles lowers her standards to promote the new line of Whiskas' CandyFloss flavour food. "(Note to self - fire agent!)"

Silver medal to Airrider for:
And Bond would've killed him and his cat too, if one of Blofeld's henchmen didn't replace the man's poison-gas pen with one that sprayed Pepto-Bismol.

Gold medal to Jaws0178 for:
Upon the death of Ernst Stavro Blofeld, his cat needed to find another gig. Fortunately, there was an opening in Elton John's entourage.

Congratulations, mate! The next contest is yours :)

#11 Jaws0178

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 01:11 AM

I can't believe I won to be honest. Thanks for the headsup, MkB. New one is already up. Good luck, ya'll