Decided to judge this competition a little early. Excuse et moi. All the entries were great and thanks for playing!
Honorary mention to jaguar007 for:
Blofeld's cat and is as Bond co-star, Clive Owen!
I thought I noticed some resembelance. 
(Good one).
3)
Trident with:
"The name is Churchill. And I'm
not a Bull
dog!!!"
As any reference to Winston is always fine by me. 
2)
Conlazmoodalbrocra with:
"Wiggles knew that his time as a cage fighter was now over. From the pool of blood he sat up and gazed across the room as his opponent left victorious, arms held aloft and cheers echoing around the arena. All Wiggles could do was fall to the floor, and utter the one word he could bear to murmur, "Adrienne!"
Love the visuals in that. I can smell the sweat and desperation of the place as I was reading it. 
1)
WINNER is MkB with:
"I tell you Babs, I really hate this
'Let's shake up the old formula' thing... I mean, isn't it
James Bond who is supposed to be captured and shackled in a cage to be tortured by my master? Isn't it what true Bond fans want? No, Really? Paaaah! And soon, you'll ask me to do his underwater fight scenes too, I suppose?"
Ah the sheer sarcasm of it, and very fitting to the facial expression. Congrats and I hope you will wear the sash with pride and chuck out the tiara as it pinches a bit.
The baton is now passed.
Edited by danslittlefinger, 18 February 2009 - 09:04 PM.
..I now declare the new Cat Cap Con off and running...(yes I know the cat isn't white but what the hey, I live on the edge). 
