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[00Twelve]

You know the drill.

Captions due in one week. Let's see whatcha got.

[jaguar007]

"Monica darling, do you have your blue dress on yet?"

[dinovelvet]

Not pleased with the authenticity of the fellatio scene, Roger Moore offers the leading lady a few tips.

[Jim]

Roger Moore. Nice guy. Weird tongue.

[Blonde Bond]

"Have I got a moutful for you my dear or what?"

[Agent 76]

Roger Moore relaxes between takes, on the set of his latest film: The Pimp Who Loved Me

[danslittlefinger]

They decided to put Moore on camera as the Sound Technician's job didn't work out due to the noise his corduroy jacket made every time he moved.

[hilly]

[quote name='danslittlefinger' post='992489' date='8 February 2009 - 19:27']

As an actor, Roger was wonderfully charismatic. As a director, he simply sucked..[/quote]


[quote name='hilly' date='8 February 2009 - 20:22' post='992506']
[quote name='danslittlefinger' post='992489' date='8 February 2009 - 19:27']

Roger was hard at work on the movie of his autobiography and is captured by the cameras here when he recieved the shocking news that his ex-wives' story had been snapped up by publishers (and Kevin McClory had acquired the film rights)

[Blofeld's Cat]

Where's Monica Lewinki when you need her!?

[Judo chop]

“Hmmm… it would seem my stogie’s not quite fitting in the frame. Step aside while I change the film stock, boy… we’re going panoramic on this one.”

[Mr. Blofeld]

It seems Hitchcock was a bit blunt in telling Roger to "stay put" while he nipped off to the pub, leaving Moore holding both his camera and his stogie.

[dinovelvet]

-OK, Take 17. Try and get it right this time.
-But Mr.Moore, I still don't know why you want me to raise my eyebrows in every single scene. Is that really necessary?
-Well if you know another way to express the complex emotions needed to confront the death of your father while professing your undying love for your daughter, I'd like to hear it, sonny!
-By acting?
-"Acting?" What on Earth are you talking about? You whippersnappers and your crazy ideas! Now stop wasting my time and let's try it again, with the eyebrows, like this, see? Now, Take 17, Action!

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[hilly]

[quote name='dinovelvet' date='11 February 2009 - 02:14' post='993150']


-Roger improvises to make the point that it isn't necessarily "all in the wrist"

[Daddy Bond]

Mah nem ith Woger Moo. Thowwy, I can't tawk wid dith thigar in ma muth.

[Jose]

If this isn't tobacco, then what the hell am I smoking?

Edited by Jose, 11 February 2009 - 11:31 PM.

[Agent 76]

"smokey...positively smokey!"

[Judo chop]

Those few seconds he spent operating the camera’s zoom lens on the set of Octopussy were invaluable to Roger in his new career as a 2nd unit director in adult film.

[00Twelve]

Nice entries, folks. Good to get back into the old swing of the capcons.

The almosts:

Daddy Bond: "Mah nem ith Woger Moo. Thowwy, I can't tawk wid dith thigar in ma muth."

Jim: "Roger Moore. Nice guy. Weird tongue."

Judo chop: "Those few seconds he spent operating the camera’s zoom lens on the set of Octopussy were invaluable to Roger in his new career as a 2nd unit director in adult film."

and...WINNAH:

Mr. Blofeld: "It seems Hitchcock was a bit blunt in telling Roger to "stay put" while he nipped off to the pub, leaving Moore holding both his camera and his stogie."