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[Mister Asterix]

Ah here we are; a new caption contest featuring bit players from the Bond series. This challenge is to caption the below picture of Marne Maitland aka Lazar from The Man with the Golden Gun.

You’ve about one week to enter your captions. Best caption gets to host Bit Player Caption Competition #2 with his or her own choice of picture of his or her choice of Bond bit player.

Good luck and aim high.

[Jim]

...and this one was for a very special client. Press the trigger just under the belly and out shoots a furball.

or

She could plead all she liked, but he was still going to hammer her to death with the fluffy kitten.

or

"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? Oh God, it has. Eww, that's really gross. Look, if I squeeze it, it might chuck it back up. Hold out your hands, get ready to catch."

or

"Please Mr Giant Dracula Man; please don't put Tendulkar in the chafing dish!"

or

"Now Judy, squeeze it slowly and watch the milk run. At least I hope that's milk."

or

"I've shown you my pussy; now you show me yours."

[Judo chop]

"Look, Melinda… I was told that I could forever hold my piece. And since you’ve decided to stop giving up the pu**y, this will just have to do."

[dogmanstar]

"Now, when you ask someone if they want fresh pepper on their salad, you twist like this . . . . ."

Edited by dogmanstar, 04 February 2009 - 08:26 PM.

[00Twelve]

"No, no...not until ALL those snow peas are gone."

[Mr. Blofeld]

"No puss for you!"

[Agent 76]

The strange looking assassin, showed no mercy to the girl. He was coldly prepared to shoot the cute girl with his Walther PP.Kitten.

[sthgilyadgnivileht]

If you think that's coming between us your having a laugh

[danslittlefinger]

"Yes! I hold a cat to ransom so you won't turn into a reptile, don't you just LOVE Hammer Horror? Ha Ha! "

[Blofeld's Cat]

In an alternate universe Jane Bond pleads for her life at the feet of Blofeld.

[Jose]

When giving a handjob, you're supposed to stroke the penis slowly and evenly. I'll demonstrate with this cat. See? Like this. You have to take pride in your work. Now, you try.



ugh

Edited by Jose, 09 February 2009 - 11:38 PM.

[Judo chop]

"Damn cat swallowed my wedding ring again.

Ok... I squeeze, you catch."

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"I'm now aiming precisely for your groin. So speak or forever hold your peace."

Edited by Conlazmoodalbrocra, 11 February 2009 - 12:54 AM.

[danslittlefinger]

Having the bowl ready with anointed water, she is ready for the "Baptism By Pussy"

[Judo chop]

What’s this?? The higher I hold this cat, the shorter her legs get! Hmmm… a most peculiar inverse relationship indeed. I suppose it would then follow that if I squeeze the cat together like so…

Ah, yessss…

Indeeeed…

[Judo chop]

In a disturbing and gratefully very alternate universe, Judo chop begs Mr. Asterix to anoint the cat with the baptismal waters (an act symbolizing the conclusion of this caption competition).

[Airrider]

"Without fabric softener, the burnoose might stick to his...thing!"
"...THE CAT!"

[danslittlefinger]

The cat thinks: "Is this ever going to be judged as I'm tired of looking at myself in this fake mirror."

[Judo chop]

This caption contest has gone on for so long, I think the characters have moved a little.

[quiller]

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'Catch!'



'I swear, by all that's holy, if you call me Christoper Lee one more time, I'll beat you silly with this thing'


'the worlds most inept cat bugler struck again'

Edited by quiller, 13 April 2009 - 07:05 PM.

[danslittlefinger]

"You wanted furballs, well now you have them and they're growing hairier by the minute."

[MkB]

I've hold this pose for so long I've got cramps

[danslittlefinger]

I've hold this pose for so long I've got cramps