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[Agent 76]

Well I missed the old cap contests a lot, and since they were,in most cases really fun to read, I took the liberty to start the first one for Sir Roger Moore in the year 2009.

I'll announce the winners next friday, February 6th!

HAVE FUN..............YOU GUYS!

[Judo chop]

And none too soon, Agent76! Things were starting to get boring around here.


Roger pays the owner handsomely not to tell Timothy about his great little place in Karachi.

[Daddy Bond]

I've got the cool car, the clothes, the looks, the hair, the money, but the birds still don't go for this head shaped mole that's growing out of my right shoulder. Tell the good doctor I've come all the way from London and I'll pay him handsomely if he can remove it. I'll keep the one on the cheek though - the mole that is.

[Royal Dalton]

"Keep you in Taramosalata for a few weeks, won't it."

[Judo chop]

After the success of the Saint series, Roger thought he was finally making the big bucks.

Achim had to remind him that all of his country’s money was that size.

[Mr. Blofeld]

WAITER: "Big spender, eh? Where you getting all that money?"
ROGER: "Money? I thought this was some reefer!"

[hilly]

"And THIS says that I'll be Bond in OHMSS" proclaimed Roger, slapping his wager on the table. The waiter, played by a heavily made-up young actor by the name of Lazenby, rushed off to phone his agent...

[danslittlefinger]

Moore hands over the last of his Turkish Lire to keep the previous night's shenanigans of being covered in yoghurt, honey and then brushed with mint leaves by a very young chai delivery boy, out of the local papers.

Edited by danslittlefinger, 01 February 2009 - 10:18 PM.

[00Twelve]

To his horror, Roger realizes that the teleprompter is just as Lebanese as the background actor.

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Money, money, money, must be funny, in a rich man's world...
Mama Mia! I can sing an ABBA song too!

[Bond111]

New photographs have come to light documenting Roger Moore's bizarre preferences in escort service.

[Agent 76]

Hey hey hey

Almost forgot this one! so here it goes

3rd place
Judo Chop :

Roger pays the owner handsomely not to tell Timothy about his great little place in Karachi.

2nd place
Royal Dalton :

Keep you in Taramosalata for a few weeks, won't it

and the winner is:

00Twelve

To his horror, Roger realizes that the teleprompter is just as Lebanese as the background actor.

Thank you all for participating. and now 00Twelve, you know what to do

[00Twelve]

Really?

Thank you kindly, 76. I'll have her up ASAP.

Thanks to all you guys for the laughs.