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[Cilogy]

How about in OHMSS when that guy in the bear suit scares Bond and he freaks out?

[Binyamin]

Speaking of OHMSS.... Kilt.

Seriously.

[NecroVMX]

It takes a real man to be confident enough in his own sexuality to make a quiche in san fransisco.

Besides I never understood what's so unmanly about quiche. It tastes awesome.

[Shaun Forever]

It takes a real man to be confident enough in his own sexuality to make a quiche in san fransisco.

Besides I never understood what's so unmanly about quiche. It tastes awesome.

Indeed, it's one of the more petty insults that AVTAK gets, where as other times, people like to see a more human side of Bond.

[Cilogy]

It takes a real man to be confident enough in his own sexuality to make a quiche in san fransisco.

Besides I never understood what's so unmanly about quiche. It tastes awesome.

Yeah I agree I love quiche, I don't see why people say it goes against masculinity.

I liked it because it showed an "every day" side of Bond, just a typical human.

[RJJB]

My biggest sissy momnet is in LALD when Roger Moore, sitting in the Filet of Soul in Harlem, offers the waiter money for information. I don't know who that eunuch was supposed to be, but it sure wasn't James Bond

[Judo chop]

Much of Brosnan's tenure. That's not a jab (least not an illegal one), just a fact: the man played a soft Bond. Screaming for Jinx. Screaming for Elektra. Screaming every time he gets hit or hurt. Getting 'used' by Frost (need a shower James?). Touching computer screens. Getting too close. On and on and on...

Outside of that:

LALD - Bond w/smooth chest and breasts, taking a bath?

C'mon. Does anybody else find it totally symbolic that following that scene he uses his HAIRSPRAY to incinerate a dangerous and phallic-looking reptile?
Like saying, “just in case there was any man left after that bubble bath…”

[Daddy Bond]

It takes a real man to be confident enough in his own sexuality to make a quiche in san fransisco.

Besides I never understood what's so unmanly about quiche. It tastes awesome.

Yeah I agree I love quiche, I don't see why people say it goes against masculinity.

I liked it because it showed an "every day" side of Bond, just a typical human.

IT'S. A. JOKE. That's why. When people say that quiche is feminine, they don't ACTUALLY mean that quiche is somehow feminine and NOT masculine. I guess in today's overly PC world, people are actually losing their ability to understand why some things are funny.

I like quiche as well. There's nothing particularly feminine about it, it's just a running joke because it jokingly seems like an atypical nonstereotypical food for men and it even sounds feminine. So for Bond to actually make quiche is "sissy" - a very non-typical Bond moment (in a joking sense, not that it is actually feminine).

When I started this thread some actually questioned whether we should be trying to define what is masculine an what is feminine. I could only ask myself, "Have we come so far in our political correctness that our PC world has rendered us incapable of using our minds or discerning humor?"

[Judo chop]

When I started this thread some actually questioned whether we should be trying to define what is masculine an what is feminine. I could only ask myself, "Have we come so far in our political correctness that our PC world has rendered us incapable of using our minds or discerning humor?"

Change your name to ‘Mommy Bond’ and I’ll believe you’re genuine.

[Daddy Bond]

When I started this thread some actually questioned whether we should be trying to define what is masculine an what is feminine. I could only ask myself, "Have we come so far in our political correctness that our PC world has rendered us incapable of using our minds or discerning humor?"

Change your name to ‘Mommy Bond’ and I’ll believe you’re genuine.

How'd you find out? First one guy figures out that I own a tall horse (he told me to get off my high horse) and then you figure out that I'm not really me, I'm my wife.

[Santa]

I think if we see how well Bond tolerates a Brazilian wax, THEN we'll know how much of a sissy he is.

[Daddy Bond]

I think if we see how well Bond tolerates a Brazilian wax, THEN we'll know how much of a sissy he is.

When Bond starts wearing a bikini to the beach, then all is lost...no more Bond.

[iexpectu2die]

I always thought the

"You amuse me Mr Bond"

"Its not mutual"

exchange with Zorin was pretty pathetic. Of all the comebacks...

[Daddy Bond]

Much of Brosnan's tenure. That's not a jab (least not an illegal one), just a fact: the man played a soft Bond. Screaming for Jinx. Screaming for Elektra. Screaming every time he gets hit or hurt. Getting 'used' by Frost (need a shower James?). Touching computer screens. Getting too close. On and on and on...

Outside of that:

LALD - Bond w/smooth chest and breasts, taking a bath?

C'mon. Does anybody else find it totally symbolic that following that scene he uses his HAIRSPRAY to incinerate a dangerous and phallic-looking reptile?
Like saying, “just in case there was any man left after that bubble bath…”

By the way Judo, I agree about the LALD. Moore with his shirt off is never a good idea.

[Jim]

It takes a real man to be confident enough in his own sexuality to make a quiche in san fransisco.

Besides I never understood what's so unmanly about quiche. It tastes awesome.

Yeah I agree I love quiche, I don't see why people say it goes against masculinity.

I liked it because it showed an "every day" side of Bond, just a typical human.

IT'S. A. JOKE. That's why. When people say that quiche is feminine, they don't ACTUALLY mean that quiche is somehow feminine and NOT masculine. I guess in today's overly PC world, people are actually losing their ability to understand why some things are funny.

I like quiche as well. There's nothing particularly feminine about it, it's just a running joke because it jokingly seems like an atypical nonstereotypical food for men and it even sounds feminine. So for Bond to actually make quiche is "sissy" - a very non-typical Bond moment (in a joking sense, not that it is actually feminine).

When I started this thread some actually questioned whether we should be trying to define what is masculine an what is feminine. I could only ask myself, "Have we come so far in our political correctness that our PC world has rendered us incapable of using our minds or discerning humor?"

Eating quiche turns you into a gay. That is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it's scientific fact.

[Daddy Bond]

It takes a real man to be confident enough in his own sexuality to make a quiche in san fransisco.

Besides I never understood what's so unmanly about quiche. It tastes awesome.

Yeah I agree I love quiche, I don't see why people say it goes against masculinity.

I liked it because it showed an "every day" side of Bond, just a typical human.

IT'S. A. JOKE. That's why. When people say that quiche is feminine, they don't ACTUALLY mean that quiche is somehow feminine and NOT masculine. I guess in today's overly PC world, people are actually losing their ability to understand why some things are funny.

I like quiche as well. There's nothing particularly feminine about it, it's just a running joke because it jokingly seems like an atypical nonstereotypical food for men and it even sounds feminine. So for Bond to actually make quiche is "sissy" - a very non-typical Bond moment (in a joking sense, not that it is actually feminine).

When I started this thread some actually questioned whether we should be trying to define what is masculine an what is feminine. I could only ask myself, "Have we come so far in our political correctness that our PC world has rendered us incapable of using our minds or discerning humor?"

Eating quiche turns you into a gay. That is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it's scientific fact.

I thought as much. That and muffins.

[Santa]

I eat quiche regularly. Big fan of quiche.

[Jim]

I eat quiche regularly. Big fan of quiche.

Quiche-eater. You girl.

[Daddy Bond]

I eat quiche regularly. Big fan of quiche.

Quiche-eater. You girl.

I guess you proved your theory Jim. It actually TURNS you into a woman - as in Santa's case! I'm never going near quiche again!!!

[Jim]

I eat quiche regularly. Big fan of quiche.

Quiche-eater. You girl.

I guess you proved your theory Jim. It actually TURNS you into a woman - as in Santa's case! I'm never going near quiche again!!!

Scientific fact. Told yer.

Quiche screws you up.

[Vauxhall]

Speaking of OHMSS.... Kilt.

Seriously.

Are you concluding that Celts are "sissies"? Doesn't seem like a good argument to start.

[Jim]

Speaking of OHMSS.... Kilt.

Seriously.

Are you concluding that Celts are "sissies"? Doesn't seem like a good argument to start.

Skirt-wearing quiche-eaters, all of them.

[Vauxhall]

Speaking of OHMSS.... Kilt.

Seriously.

Are you concluding that Celts are "sissies"? Doesn't seem like a good argument to start.

Skirt-wearing quiche-eaters, all of them.

I've never eaten quiche, but regularly wear a kilt. What is my prognosis?

[Daddy Bond]

Speaking of OHMSS.... Kilt.

Seriously.

Are you concluding that Celts are "sissies"? Doesn't seem like a good argument to start.

Skirt-wearing quiche-eaters, all of them.

Ever seen Braveheart? A girlie, sissy movie if ever there was one. Long hair AND kilts and those funny accents!

[Major Tallon]

Speaking of OHMSS.... Kilt.

Seriously.

Are you concluding that Celts are "sissies"? Doesn't seem like a good argument to start.

I seem to recall that in WWII the Germans referred to kilted Scottish soldiers as the "ladies from hell." If you've seen some of those stone throwers and caber tossers at the Highland Games you'd know not to question anything about them.

[Jim]

Speaking of OHMSS.... Kilt.

Seriously.

Are you concluding that Celts are "sissies"? Doesn't seem like a good argument to start.

Skirt-wearing quiche-eaters, all of them.

I've never eaten quiche, but regularly wear a kilt. What is my prognosis?

In denial.

caber tossers

Says it all. Deeply Freudian.

[plankattack]

I've never eaten quiche, but regularly wear a kilt. What is my prognosis?

You are a sissy, but not comfortable enough in your sissyality to come out.

[Santa]

I eat quiche regularly. Big fan of quiche.

Quiche-eater. You girl.

I'm not so sure. I'm a bit too hairy to be a real girl.

[Daddy Bond]

Speaking of OHMSS.... Kilt.

Seriously.

Are you concluding that Celts are "sissies"? Doesn't seem like a good argument to start.

I seem to recall that in WWII the Germans referred to kilted Scottish soldiers as the "ladies from hell." If you've seen some of those stone throwers and caber tossers at the Highland Games you'd know not to question anything about them.

Girlie men. All of them!

I eat quiche regularly. Big fan of quiche.

Quiche-eater. You girl.

I'm not so sure. I'm a bit too hairy to be a real girl.

Moustache?

[Safari Suit]

Speaking of OHMSS.... Kilt.

Seriously.

Are you concluding that Celts are "sissies"? Doesn't seem like a good argument to start.

Who are they going to send after him? Runrig? The girl from Deacon Blue?