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[MkB]

Well guys, since, after the first thread, Mr blofeld didn't start a new contest for his cat may I propose to you yet another Blofeld's Cat CapCon?

"What the Hell do you mean by Quantum of Solace?! My agent told me it was the Dark Knight screentest! I DON'T WANT TO BE TYPECAST!""

[Mr. Blofeld]

Sorry about dropping the ball, MkB...

"I am the scourge of villains in chains, I am the hairball that clogs your drains, I am the terror that flaps in the night, I... am... BAT-CAT!"

[MkB]

Sorry about dropping the ball, MkB...

You mean the dropping the furball? No problem!
May I offer you to be the judge of this contest? It's your rightful privilege as the winner of the previous one.

[Mr. Blofeld]

May I offer you to be the judge of this contest? It's your rightful privilege as the winner of the previous one.

Sure! I guess my previous post doesn't count, then, but it's all good...

Besides, I never could have come up with such as good a picture.

[Bondian]

The Persian Wears Devil Prada

or

"Lookin' at me, kid? I've got seven lives, and I'm one tough momma of a pussy. Mess with me, and they won't see you for pussy".


NB Okay. It's utter tripe, but after two glasses of sangria who gives a crap.

[danslittlefinger]

"Don't mess with me as I've been know to be a right bitch "

[MkB]

[posted by mistake, deleted, sorry]

[BlackFire]

"Care to expound your thoughts, bitch.. Please?"

Edited by BlackFire, 29 December 2008 - 01:37 AM.

[danslittlefinger]

After three days missing, he slinks through the cat flap, new threads on, takes a big dump in the litter tray then stares his owner in the eye and meows...
"I never left"...

Edited by danslittlefinger, 31 December 2008 - 11:09 PM.

[ImTheMoneypenny]

"Don't worry, I won't consider myself in trouble until I cough up a hairball."

[Double-0-7]

"ME F'N OW. Happy now?"

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

"Oh god dammit, Christmas!!!!!!! And the worst Xmas pressent I can possibly get: Mumma Mia on DVD!"

[danslittlefinger]

You see, this is what happens when you give Tom Ford the designer rights to EVERYTHING on a Bond film

Edited by danslittlefinger, 30 December 2008 - 02:15 AM.

[MkB]

You see, this is what happens when you give Tom Ford the designer rights to EVERYTHING on a Bond film

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

"s33nd the aWp d0wN the n00b m@n, we aR3 the l337est on C0unt3r5trik3!"

[Blofeld's Cat]

"s33nd the aWp d0wN the n00b m@n, we aR3 the l337est on C0unt3r5trik3!"

You are using the wrong image for this thread. Stay on topic please.

[MkB]

Come on, Blofeld's Cat, won't you send us an entry on this one?

[Blofeld's Cat]

How remiss of me!

"I run the universe's most powerful criminal organisation
and this publicity photo ain't cutting it!"

[MkB]

How remiss of me!

"I run the universe's most powerful criminal organisation
and this publicity photo ain't cutting it!"

That's my Cat!

[Blonde Bond]

" I dont know about you, Miss Kitty, but at this very moment I just stopped caring...

[danslittlefinger]

Not that this is the be all and end all of my world but is there going to be a closure to this competition?

[Bond Bombshell]

BALE TO CAT:

" sake cat you're amateur!
I never had a cat behave like this!
Number of times you're mewing around in the ing background!
You don't ing understand what it's like working with actors!
I'm gonna ing kick your furry !
You want me to go and trash your whiskers?!
Do you want me to ing trash them?!
Then why are you trashing my scene?!
You do it one more time and I ain't walking on this ing set if you're still hired!
I'm ing serious!
You're a nice pussy! You're a nice pussy!
But that don't ing cut it when you're miaowing and ing around like this on set!

And what prick designed this new bat suit?!
Makes me look like a ing gonk!
Seriously man, me and him we're done professionally."

[MkB]

OK guys, after soooooo many wonderful entries in this thread, it would be a pity for let the Blofeld Cat's CapCons "wither and die"

So, if nobody objects, I'll step in and finally declare the winner!


Special "beyond the championship" award to Bond Bombshell for his Bale / Batman / Blofeld's Cat crossing-over in this post! Bloody brilliant, mate, but since the Bale rant wasn't public at the (official) time of the CapCon, it would be unfair to the former participants.

Bronze medal to Blofeld's Cat himself for working his PR out in this post

Silver Medal to ImTheMoneyPenny for this post for taking into account well... ahem... some physiological "features" of cats

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....

* drumrolls *

Gold Medal to danslittlefinger for this post, and for showing disrespect to a fashion icon

It's up to you, and may the force be with you for the 3rd round of the Blofeld's Cat CapCon!

[danslittlefinger]

OK guys, after soooooo many wonderful entries in this thread, it would be a pity for let the Blofeld Cat's CapCons "wither and die"

So, if nobody objects, I'll step in and finally declare the winner!


Special "beyond the championship" award to Bond Bombshell for his Bale / Batman / Blofeld's Cat crossing-over in this post! Bloody brilliant, mate, but since the Bale rant wasn't public at the (official) time of the CapCon, it would be unfair to the former participants.

Bronze medal to Blofeld's Cat himself for working his PR out in this post

Silver Medal to ImTheMoneyPenny for this post for taking into account well... ahem... some physiological "features" of cats

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....

* drumrolls *

Gold Medal to danslittlefinger for this post, and for showing disrespect to a fashion icon

It's up to you, and may the force be with you for the 3rd round of the Blofeld's Cat CapCon!

Well golly gumdrop...little old moi again?

I am undeserving, I thought I would collect my old age pension before the curtain was drawn on this.. ..thanks for stepping in as now I can finally sleep with two eyes shut and stop the aspirin.

I shall commence with a follow up pic very soon.