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[danslittlefinger]

Having won the Die Another Day Part II (my sash, awarded to my by Loomis, is on and not coming off until Jan 1st but I am not wearing the tiara), it is up to me to carry on a similar thread.

Yes, New Year is coming upon us and our resolutions are abundant and I'm sure Bond, in his own infinite ego-based world, is no different. I'm sure he wants to do his bit, bless him. What would Bond give up/donate/give away and why...(chance for the sarcastic stinger there!)

Samples as follows:
Bond gave his new Aston away to the local retirement home, as after numerous raggings through the leafy lanes of Surrey it now only does 120 instead of 180 mph,
or:
He donated a few suits to UNICEF only to find two homeless people donning Ford suits at the soup kitchen,
or:
Bond vows not to have sex again ever (well not three times in 15 minutes again).


Yes, sarcasm and irony is the diet for the day here. Both of which I know, come like second nature to all CBNer's.

Release the posts and may the large blue eye of Quantum watch you all for one week...

Edited by danslittlefinger, 26 December 2008 - 07:28 PM.

[danslittlefinger]

What a rip roaring waval tide of posts we have here.

Oh well....

The first person to post , wins. lol

[MkB]

Bond vows not to have sex again ever (well not three times in 15 minutes again).

Everyone who's not a rabbit should vow this...

[danslittlefinger]

You want to be the winner coz it's yours it you want it?

[MkB]

Well, that wouldn't be fair for other potential contenders, would it? So I happily call for some competition

[danslittlefinger]

Well, that wouldn't be fair for other potential contenders, would it? So I happily call for some competition

You got it MkB!
Let's see what the next few days bring us!

Edited by danslittlefinger, 29 December 2008 - 12:36 AM.

[Bondian]

Bond leaves his marriage license and gonads in his "last will and testicle".

M leaves Bond completely out of her will save for the following words; "we don't know if we can trust you".

Bond gets cold turkey in Blofeld's "delicatessen in stainless steel".

Pussy Galore buys a seaside hilltop mansion in 'Pratts Bottom'.

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Bond gave away bottles of his best champagne to May only to find out she was drinking straight from the bottle and cooking lamb chops with it.

Yeah, not great, but it's all I could think up!

[danslittlefinger]

Well the results are in and quite a low turn out most probably due to the sleet and snow (not everyone is in St Barths like Mr Craig )

Anyhoo:
the final roll call is:

3)MkB with:
Everyone who's not a rabbit should vow this...
(left me with a censored image )

2)Bondian with:
Bond leaves his marriage license and gonads in his "last will and testicle".
(well had to mention the old meat and two veg with Bond didnt we? )

and the top spotty for the top totty is:
ImTheMoneyPenny with:

Bond gave away bottles of his best champagne to May only to find out she was drinking straight from the bottle and cooking lamb chops with it.
(simply because I love lamb chops and a pretty face )


over to you Miss Funnythingy...

Edited by danslittlefinger, 02 January 2009 - 12:08 AM.

[ImTheMoneypenny]

Thanks!

I'm going to have drink, er think. It's the new year new capcon! I'll get the game on as soon as I come up with it!