Her portly colleague Tanner ventures to suggest that a good way of getting rid of some wonga would be to splash out on a party or day trip for the Double-Os.
M: But, Tanner, when the PM was lecturing me about party funds I don't think this is quite what he had in mind.
TANNER: Yeah but no but yeah but.... if we, let's say, send 'em paintballing, we'll be subjecting 'em to a session of shooting practice and teambuilding.... *drumroll* ...without their even knowing it! Two birds with one stone kinda thing, like.
M: I like it. You're a lot better than Villiers, you know.
TANNER: In all sorts of ways.
M: Still, I don't much care for the idea of "paintballing". And neither will Bond - he's allergic to paint. So, then, what do you think we should organise? An excursion of some kind, or just a meal somewhere?
TANNER: It's up to you, dearie. I've no doubt that you'll pick something suitably horrendous.
M: Tell you what, let's leave it up to the good people of CBn, why don't we?
TANNER: Sounds like a plan.
So, then, your ideas, please, for the Double-O Section Christmas wangdang. The funniest to be announced next Wednesday.
GO!
