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[Righty007]

In Quantum of Solace we found out that M gave Craig Mitchell an ash tray among other things as Christmas gifts. He didn't smoke therefore that gift was a useless piece of junk.

Now it's your turn to be M. Post a picture of the worst Christmas gift imaginable with a subtitle letting us know what the gift is. The person with the funniest bad gift idea will be selected as the winner on December 14, 2008. Only one entry per person, please.

Example:

Revolving Tie Rack

Have fun!

[Agent J.Bond]

A Carpet Beater

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Edited by Agent J.Bond, 07 December 2008 - 06:28 AM.

[DamnCoffee]

Judi Dench Autograph

[BlackFire]

Ok.. that is sick.. why would I want a picture of my own boss with her autograph? LMAO!

[dogmanstar]

A secret agent bidet! An awful gift, any way round.

[Aris007]

MULES

[Matt_13]

[Loomis]

Knowing Bond's passion for fast cars and bikes and anything vehicle-related, M buys him a scooter for Christmas.

M also knows that Bond has a passion for the ladies, so she thoughtfully chose a scooter with a sidecar (and an Extra Safety Seatbelt!). 007 will now be able to spend his leisure time bombing around in his scooter with attractive bits of skirt.

Finally, to make her underling feel that he's truly in Double-O Heaven, M selected a classic 1964 model in champagne gold. What better Xmas gift for James Bond?

But here's The Kicker™:

The scooter is.... a Vespa. Meaning that Bond will be constantly reminded of the dead love of his life! M's nothing if not tactful!

[QOS007]

Oh that's cold (pun intended), but not as cold as this

[Matt_13]

Oh that's cold (pun intended), but not as cold as this

Nah, that's hot.

[Joyce Carrington]

Loomis, it's not so much the thought of Bond riding the Vespa, but the thought of M riding it (with a helmet on), that has me giggling like mad.

[danslittlefinger]

The Ronco Buttoneer



"Because no man can get his b*lls caught on a button..."


(not even you Bond)

Edited by danslittlefinger, 14 December 2008 - 11:55 PM.

[ImTheMoneypenny]

http://i302.photobuc...007/BadGift.jpg

M's borderline sexual harassment with this knitted, er, cosy shall we call it? However, I'm sure her heart was in the right place if her mind wasn't. A man has to keep warm!

[danslittlefinger]

http://i302.photobuc...007/BadGift.jpg

M's borderline sexual harassment with this knitted, er, cosy shall we call it? However, I'm sure her heart was in the right place if her mind wasn't. A man has to keep warm!

For the "at ease" position and not "attention" I hope!

Edited by danslittlefinger, 15 December 2008 - 12:15 AM.

[Righty007]

Honorable Mention: Matt_13's Die Another Day DVD because I'm a sick bastard and I too would be offended by that gift especially if it was the "full screen" version!

3rd Place Winner: ImTheMoneypenny's nut warmer because sometimes borderline sexual harassment is just plain mean especially after having your balls smashed by Le Chiffre.

2nd Place Winner: Aris007's slippers because Sparky should be chewing on slippers, not adorning them!

1st Place Winner: Loomis' 1964 Champagne Gold Two-Seater Vespa. I love the explanation and The Kicker™! LOL!

Now it's Loomis' turn to create the next one. Loomis, you can make up your own creative title but please put Thanks, M, but you really shouldn't have... (Part II) in the subtitle. Thanks!

[Loomis]

Wow. Cheers. Didn't know I'd won this till just now.

Stand by for *drumroll* Thanks, M, but you really shouldn't have... (Part II).