What are good Chacter names for the
#1
Posted 06 October 2002 - 11:57 PM
Bond Villians in Bond 21.
Bond Friends in Bond 21.
#2
Posted 07 October 2002 - 12:36 AM
As for the Bond girl, gimme a while to come up with the right connotations
#3
Posted 07 October 2002 - 12:54 AM
Shatterhand would make a good villain - but Blue Eyes, are you sure that whoever is the surving villain in DAD won't make it here? Perhaps there won't be a new villain. But knowing you, you probably know the whole film from start to finish and are unwilling to share with the rest of us - just for our protection. If I didn't know better, I'd start to confuse you with MGM. But now that I think about it, I probably wouldn't. MGM doesn't want us to know anything.
#4
Posted 07 October 2002 - 12:58 AM
Gala Brand for a Bond girl. One of the names from the book that never got used, it needs to be used!
#5
Posted 07 October 2002 - 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Harmsway
But knowing you, you probably know the whole film from start to finish and are unwilling to share with the rest of us - just for our protection. If I didn't know better, I'd start to confuse you with MGM. But now that I think about it, I probably wouldn't. MGM doesn't want us to know anything.
Hey! I'm protecting you from twists. MGM are protecting you from knowing there are other Bond films apart from Die Another Day and that Sean Connery once played Bond!
#6
Posted 07 October 2002 - 07:40 AM
Or Ecstasy Festival
Or Titwitch McCavity
Or something like that.
For the villain? Zapruder Videotape
#7
Posted 07 October 2002 - 11:14 AM
#8
Posted 07 October 2002 - 11:50 AM
Well, I've already used Virginia Geespot, so how about Jenny Talia, or Connie......? No, better not.Originally posted by Blue Eyes
As for the Bond girl, gimme a while to come up with the right connotations
As for the villain? John Smith, John Hancock, etc.
#9
Posted 07 October 2002 - 12:08 PM
Myself I'd like to see a proper woman villian like a female Goldfinger... possibly played by Maggie Smith... called Diana Virtue.
#10
Posted 07 October 2002 - 02:02 PM
Title:
THE THINGS I DO FOR ENGLAND (title turns out to refer not to Bond but to the main villain, who is English)
Bond's Friends:
CARLO CAVALETTI (benevolent Italian mafia kingpin; a warm-hearted criminal boss [yeah, right] along the lines of Ali Kerim Bey, Marc-Ange Draco and Milos Columbo)
FELIX LEITER (retired CIA agent living in Italy)
Bond Villians:
SIR LIONEL CORNELIUS (corrupt British politician who gains effective control of the secret service)
SOL HORROR and SLUGSY MORANT (mafiosi who plot to take over the Cavaletti organisation from within)
HAWKINS (Sir Lionel's supercilious butler, and a coldblooded, efficient killing machine; imagine John Gielgud in Arthur crossed with Rambo)
Bond Girls:
REIKO GOLDMAN (CIA agent, Japanese-American, working in London)
CLAUDIA CORNELIUS (daughter of Sir Lionel, early 20s, whom Bond seduces to learn more about her father)
LUCRETIA CASINI (Rome-based assassin for the mob - think Xenia Onatopp meets supermodel, instantly recognisable as the "bad Bond girl", and very, very bad indeed; Bond kills her shortly after he "has" her)
JASMINE FOX (British secret service martial arts instructor; has a particularly memorable session on the judo mats with Bond)
PLOT: Sir Lionel Cornelius is put in charge of the British secret service. Bond learns that Sir Lionel is connected by marriage to the Cavaletti crime syndicate and has been using British agents (without their knowledge) to carry out smuggling and assassinations on the mobsters' behalf. Digging deeper, and teaming up with CIA agent Reiko Goldman and her former mentor Felix Leiter, Bond discovers Sir Lionel's alliance with Slugsy and Horror, renegade mafiosi plotting to unite and take over the "families" of Italy and the United States. Sir Lionel's ultimate goal is to manipulate both the British secret service and the world's wiseguys in order to kill several members of the Royal Family, as well as various Western and African leaders, at the same time as exploitiing conflicts in the Middle East and the Indian subcontinent, setting in motion a train of events that he believes will result in the re-establishment of the British Empire. Bond seduces Claudia Cornelius to learn more about her father (Sir Lionel has her killed) and gains the trust of mob boss Carlo Cavaletti. Sir Lionel orders his mistress, assassin Lucretia Casini, to seduce and murder Bond, but - needless to say - Bond turns the tables on her. Slugsy and Horror end up falling out, and one of them comes over to Bond's side. Sir Lionel orders a group of 00 agents to hunt down Bond, who manages to evade them and makes it to Lisbon, preventing the first of Sir Lionel's planned atrocities against world leaders. His deceptions and evil schemes exposed, Sir Lionel vanishes, along with his psychopathic manservant, Hawkins. Bond and Reiko Goldman (who is revealed to have Yakuza connections) trace them to Hiroshima, where Bond confronts and kills them.
LOCATIONS: London, Rome, Cayman Islands, Miami, Lisbon, Hiroshima.
DREAM CASTING: Pierce Brosnan as James Bond, Charles Dance as Sir Lionel Cornelius, Giancarlo Giannini (Hannibal) as Carlo Cavaletti, Christopher Walken as Felix Leiter.
#11
Posted 07 October 2002 - 05:47 PM
#12
Posted 07 October 2002 - 06:28 PM
#13
Posted 07 October 2002 - 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Blue Eyes
Hey! I'm protecting you from twists. MGM are protecting you from knowing there are other Bond films apart from Die Another Day and that Sean Connery once played Bond!
I know. I just get a bit flustered sometimes! Darn it, I can't wait for Nov. 22!
#14
Posted 07 October 2002 - 07:57 PM
Dodo Bayaeva
Sue Friendly
Ting Ling
Patience Unconquo
I have others...I will find them.
-- Xenobia
#15
Posted 07 October 2002 - 07:59 PM
#16
Posted 07 October 2002 - 08:00 PM
#17
Posted 08 October 2002 - 12:09 AM
Girls: only name I've got for right now is Cleo Taurus. Might make that Clea instead of Cleo, depends on how safe you want to play it.
Dave
#18
Posted 08 October 2002 - 12:22 AM
Summer & Winter
Summer - Always wears red (or some red) and very warm.
Winter - Brrrrrr. Always wears Blue and very cold and calculating.
Both have to be knockouts.
#19
Posted 08 October 2002 - 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Loomis
Incidentally, is there a fan fiction place on this site anymore? I wouldn't mind posting some stuff but I can't seem to find it....
Due to the closer of CMGN the fan-fic section went with it, but dont worry, it is returning in a a few weeks.
#20
Posted 09 October 2002 - 03:44 PM
#21
Posted 09 October 2002 - 07:33 PM
Girls: Randi Kittens, Gretchen Yorbach
Henches: Tic, Tac, and Toe
Friends: Quarell III
#22
Posted 10 October 2002 - 07:32 AM
Girls: Virginie Hymen; Precious Lactate; Fanny Clamflaps
In that "vein"
#23
Posted 10 October 2002 - 08:01 AM
And I thought I was rude, crude, and lewd!Originally posted by Jim
Villain: Clint O'Ris (Bond is the only man who can find him)
Girls: Virginie Hymen; Precious Lactate; Fanny Clamflaps
In that "vein"
#24
Posted 10 October 2002 - 08:14 AM
Anyone in Australia is bound to know what I'm on about. Skase could have been a Bond villian too. Pulled more tricks than Blofeld.
#25
Posted 10 October 2002 - 08:26 AM
Girls: Maxime Nightingale
Chrysalis Fanfare
#26
Posted 10 October 2002 - 08:57 AM
As A Bond Girl, obviously
#27
Posted 10 October 2002 - 09:12 AM
#28
Posted 10 October 2002 - 11:27 AM
Labia Tickle (Bond's secretary. "Comes" good on her innuendos)
Tit-tit Ryde-Mi (Let's say she's a Japanese Secret Service agent. Dies when stabbed from behind in a mass of thrashing bodies, despite Bond's efforts to rescue her by shouting "Ryde-Mi, Ryde-Mi" as loudly as he can, then smirking in a smug way and inserting his cigar...although quite where is another matter)
Fellatio (the villain's bird, who Bond nicks. Obviously what Fleming wanted to call Domino...Wait 'till you get to my teeth)
Jooce Mebabye (Treacherous strumpet with a...trumpet (could be very, very rude))
Liq-Mai Lovepump (Dr Lovepump of...let's say...NASA or UNESCO or NABISCO or "a nuclear physicist")
Villain:
The anarchist collective known as "Fraternity of Unlicensed Contract Killers" headed up by the blind (did his mother never warn him about "that"?) and mysterious "O", and his henchmen "Uh" and "Ah" and "Uhhhhh....Godddd" (Uh's genetically engineered superhuman twin brother)
Plot: The usual twaddle. Film will involve missiles, trains and tunnels, no obvious acting, cars with big engines, guns et cetera
References (for these we must have): In a reference to Octopussy (fnarr), instead of Vijay Thing, we have ex-Prime Minister of India Mr VadgePie or however you spell it. Because it's a rude name.
Tagline: "Never mind the other fella, this hasn't happened to me before. Honest."
Title: "The Facts of Death"...oh damn...OK..."Sticky White Love Piss"...ummm...may be hard to market in Idaho...umm..."XXX XXX"...or not...or On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix...potentially seditious libel...or "Incest Qui Trust"...sounds foreign...use something that'll rhyme well in the theme song..."Death Leaves a Stain"...yeah, that'll do
Rating: 12A, obviously
#29
Posted 10 October 2002 - 02:27 PM
You're highly comic disillusion with modern Bond continues I see!
#30
Posted 10 October 2002 - 05:41 PM
That would absolutely confuse the German audience.Originally posted by HailtotheKing
I would like to see the name Shatterhand used in a "real" film as well.
This is mostly unknown outside of Germany: We have a very popular author over here, Karl May (actually Germany's most selling author ever), who wrote a series of western stories in the end of the 19th century.
Heroes of the stories are mostly Apache Indian chief "Winnetou" and his white blood brother by the name of "Old Shatterhand" who is the "narrator" of the stories... Nearly every German kid in the last 100 years has read at least one book by Karl May or has seen the films from the 60's (German-Italian-French-Spanish co-productions, mostly filmed in Yuguslavia...), starring Lex Barker as Old Shatterhand and some of them also have Karin Dor (Helga Brandt of YOLT) in it. He was kind of a German James Bond in the early 20th century indeed .
Now you can imagine how a German audience would react to a villain named Shatterhand. I was surprised myself when I got into the Flemming novels and found out about this. I'm quite sure that Flemming stole the from May.
Read more about: http://www.tsha.utex...w/MM/fmaer.html
And for new character names: can't beat Jim. Absolutely marvelous. Like EDC wrote: "Never laughed so much at a post in my life!"