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Things yo dont want see in Bond 23


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#31 Captain Tightpants

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 01:40 AM

Something else. I thought that was a given.

#32 Quantumofsolace007

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 02:11 AM

So the hildebrand rarity Captain?

#33 MaFru

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 02:39 AM

Marc Forster

Felix Leiter

Judy Dench

#34 tim partridge

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 02:53 AM

1) Bourne

2) No gunbarrel opening

3) A gunbarrel anywhere but in the opening :(

4) Invisible cars

5) Childish and cheap, "themed" location titles :)

6) out of date rock music for a title song

7) super35

8) Chav walking in the gunbarrel

9) The TITLE OF THE FILM (!):

a. after the gunbarrel

b. beginning the credit crawl

:)

10) Judi Dench doing anything other than brief exposition

11) Getting rid of Q and Moneypenny (because they aren't in the Bourne films) only to have that man out of ROME for example play an imitation of an iconic character ;)

12) An exploding villain's lair in the finale

13) "Homages" to Ursula Andress' bikini

14) "Homages" to Shirley Eaton

15) fad of the second, "hip" editing :D

16) No gadgets

17) no Vodka Martini, Shaken/Bond, James Bond


*work in progress....*

Edited by tim partridge, 20 November 2008 - 02:54 AM.


#35 Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 09:50 PM

A black dude as felix leiter

Bond going without gadgets

Daneil Craig

Ugly Bond girls

UMP's

QUANTUM

Bond with anger management issues

:( gunbarrels

Gay theme songs

#36 DamnCoffee

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 10:14 PM

A black dude as felix leiter


What, may I ask, is wrong with a black guy playing Leiter?

#37 Colossus

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 11:01 PM

The names RISICO or SHATTERHAND.


I agree that cannibalizing the leftover Fleming titles is not the way to go either. They need to create an original name that's also unique for a change.

Another thing is the bond girl equals, please for the love of all that is sane.

#38 jaguar007

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 11:29 PM

Someone other than Craig playing James Bond.

#39 Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 11:40 PM

A black dude as felix leiter


What, may I ask, is wrong with a black guy playing Leiter?

Keep true to the original charater my freind.
Like a black james bond or pussy galore: It wouldnt work.

#40 Judo chop

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 11:52 PM

But it has.

That must be driving you bonkers.

#41 00Twelve

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 01:44 AM

If anyone has ever wanted to see Felix cast to Fleming's physical description and personality, it's me. I wouldn't be co-directing FelixLeiter.com if I weren't a huge Felix nut. But you know what? Wright has become my favorite Felix of all the actors, and manages to do the rare thing in making me not care what Felix looks like.

Dude's cooler than the backside of your pillow.

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 01:54 AM

A black dude as felix leiter


What, may I ask, is wrong with a black guy playing Leiter?

You were the one who said to ignore him, weren't you mharkin?

That's what I try to do.
EDIT: You weren't, but you read the warning.

Villians having unlimted resources and massive armies and for some reason can avoid detection from every government in the world.

Ohh, good one, that's a pet peeve of mind. It especially annoys me when companies are able to develop more advanced military technology than actual militaries (and their associated industrial-complexes). The stealth ship is probably the most annoying example of this.
The thing is, if 20-some government told Greene they would recognise the new Bolivian government, they would have to know about Quantum, no?

Edited by sark, 21 November 2008 - 02:00 AM.


#43 Mister E

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 02:07 AM

Ohh, good one, that's a pet peeve of mind. It especially annoys me when companies are able to develop more advanced military technology than actual militaries (and their associated industrial-complexes). The stealth ship is probably the most annoying example of this.



Oh yes definetly. It's bad enough Carver had that stealth ship but a gigantic sea drill that can tear a ship to shreads ? Yeesh.

The thing is, if 20-some government told Greene they would recognise the new Bolivian government, they would have to know about Quantum, no?


This leads back to my theory that Quantum really is not a physically big orginization. They have people where it matters. So no massive army with uniforms.

#44 NecroVMX

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 05:53 AM

I don't want to see...

Excessive gadgets (or even any, really)

...actually that's it.

#45 Harmsway

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 06:51 AM

The names RISICO or SHATTERHAND.

SHATTERHAND is a perfectly good, classic-sounding Bond title. I see no reason not to use it.

#46 SecretAgentFan

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 08:00 AM

The names RISICO or SHATTERHAND.

SHATTERHAND is a perfectly good, classic-sounding Bond title. I see no reason not to use it.


Apart from the Karl May character "Old Shatterhand", Winnetou´s sidekick...