Things yo dont want see in Bond 23
#31
Posted 20 November 2008 - 01:40 AM
#32
Posted 20 November 2008 - 02:11 AM
#33
Posted 20 November 2008 - 02:39 AM
Felix Leiter
Judy Dench
#34
Posted 20 November 2008 - 02:53 AM
2) No gunbarrel opening
3) A gunbarrel anywhere but in the opening
4) Invisible cars
5) Childish and cheap, "themed" location titles
6) out of date rock music for a title song
7) super35
8) Chav walking in the gunbarrel
9) The TITLE OF THE FILM (!):
a. after the gunbarrel
b. beginning the credit crawl
10) Judi Dench doing anything other than brief exposition
11) Getting rid of Q and Moneypenny (because they aren't in the Bourne films) only to have that man out of ROME for example play an imitation of an iconic character
12) An exploding villain's lair in the finale
13) "Homages" to Ursula Andress' bikini
14) "Homages" to Shirley Eaton
15) fad of the second, "hip" editing
16) No gadgets
17) no Vodka Martini, Shaken/Bond, James Bond
*work in progress....*
Edited by tim partridge, 20 November 2008 - 02:54 AM.
#35
Posted 20 November 2008 - 09:50 PM
Bond going without gadgets
Daneil Craig
Ugly Bond girls
UMP's
QUANTUM
Bond with anger management issues
gunbarrels
Gay theme songs
#36
Posted 20 November 2008 - 10:14 PM
A black dude as felix leiter
What, may I ask, is wrong with a black guy playing Leiter?
#37
Posted 20 November 2008 - 11:01 PM
The names RISICO or SHATTERHAND.
I agree that cannibalizing the leftover Fleming titles is not the way to go either. They need to create an original name that's also unique for a change.
Another thing is the bond girl equals, please for the love of all that is sane.
#38
Posted 20 November 2008 - 11:29 PM
#39
Posted 20 November 2008 - 11:40 PM
Keep true to the original charater my freind.A black dude as felix leiter
What, may I ask, is wrong with a black guy playing Leiter?
Like a black james bond or pussy galore: It wouldnt work.
#40
Posted 20 November 2008 - 11:52 PM
That must be driving you bonkers.
#41
Posted 21 November 2008 - 01:44 AM
Dude's cooler than the backside of your pillow.
#42
Posted 21 November 2008 - 01:54 AM
You were the one who said to ignore him, weren't you mharkin?A black dude as felix leiter
What, may I ask, is wrong with a black guy playing Leiter?
That's what I try to do.
EDIT: You weren't, but you read the warning.
Ohh, good one, that's a pet peeve of mind. It especially annoys me when companies are able to develop more advanced military technology than actual militaries (and their associated industrial-complexes). The stealth ship is probably the most annoying example of this.Villians having unlimted resources and massive armies and for some reason can avoid detection from every government in the world.
The thing is, if 20-some government told Greene they would recognise the new Bolivian government, they would have to know about Quantum, no?
Edited by sark, 21 November 2008 - 02:00 AM.
#43
Posted 21 November 2008 - 02:07 AM
Ohh, good one, that's a pet peeve of mind. It especially annoys me when companies are able to develop more advanced military technology than actual militaries (and their associated industrial-complexes). The stealth ship is probably the most annoying example of this.
Oh yes definetly. It's bad enough Carver had that stealth ship but a gigantic sea drill that can tear a ship to shreads ? Yeesh.
The thing is, if 20-some government told Greene they would recognise the new Bolivian government, they would have to know about Quantum, no?
This leads back to my theory that Quantum really is not a physically big orginization. They have people where it matters. So no massive army with uniforms.
#44
Posted 21 November 2008 - 05:53 AM
Excessive gadgets (or even any, really)
...actually that's it.
#45
Posted 21 November 2008 - 06:51 AM
SHATTERHAND is a perfectly good, classic-sounding Bond title. I see no reason not to use it.The names RISICO or SHATTERHAND.
#46
Posted 21 November 2008 - 08:00 AM
SHATTERHAND is a perfectly good, classic-sounding Bond title. I see no reason not to use it.The names RISICO or SHATTERHAND.
Apart from the Karl May character "Old Shatterhand", Winnetou´s sidekick...