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[MkB]

Ok guys, I've just stumbled a couple of funny pics of white persians, and posted one on The random thread of randomness. Such a waste! How didn't I think about it earlier? It was the perfect occasion to kick started the official Blofeld's Cat Caption Contest #1!

Here's the pic:

Unleash your wit
Winner declared on October 31 (or a couple of days later, since I may be a little busy on October 31 )!

[dinovelvet]

"SPECTRE does not tolerate an untidy litterbox!"

[Sbott]

Blofeld's cat was not happy when the snake mistakenly went up his xxxx.

[bondrules]

This fella' did the cat version of SUPERSIZE ME

(sorry, I know how to play the game, but this pic is too damn funny )

Edited by bondrules, 22 October 2008 - 10:54 PM.

[Jose]

" Damn you Stromberg! "

[Bryce (003)]

After five years of plundering smoked salmon and caviar from 003's office fridge, Blofeld's Cat was finally caught and dealt with. Contacted for comment, Bryce (003) was quoted as saying "Well, doesn't everyone like some wet pussy now and then? Damn Cat."

[Blonde Bond]

"A wet pussy with clipped nails is a threat to no man"

[Blofeld's Cat]

What can I say to THIS!?

[Aris007]

Then and now.

"Blofeld's cat after the big success in the 60s turned to drugs. The result?"

[MkB]

What can I say to THIS!?

"Well, doesn't everyone like some wet pussy now and then? Damn Cat."

At last someone did that joke! I must admit the picture was meowing for that...

[Mr. Blofeld]

The ginger cat, after Oddjob had finished coating it in whipped cream.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Early experiments in perfecting the Brazilian process.

[bondrules]

Thanks for bathing me, but was the anal probe necessary?

[hilly]

For the return of Blofeld in Bond 23, the production team decided to have a CGI cat.. Sadly the return of the CGI team that worked on Die Another Day had predictable results...

[Ellis Quarterman]

BLOFELD: YOU TRATOR! Where are Your Mi6 Headquarters?
CAT: I tells you nuthin BITCH!

[Mister Asterix]

For the first time in his long, storied career James Bond
was caught off guard when an unwelcome guest
crawled out from the kitchen drain.

[hilly]

The cat flap was a major design flaw in SPECTRE's new underwater HQ

[Marty McFly]

ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD is furious after his cat mistook his bank of male reproductive cells for a vat of milk.

[MkB]

Many very funny entries, guys!

So, here's the podium (not an easy choice)!


3) Well, Blofeld's Cat himself, for:

Early experiments in perfecting the Brazilian process.

(even though his earlier "What can I say to THIS?" made me laugh even more!)

2) Hilly, for:

For the return of Blofeld in Bond 23, the production team decided to have a CGI cat.. Sadly the return of the CGI team that worked on Die Another Day had predictable results...

1) Finally, the winner is: Mr. Blofeld, for:

The ginger cat, after Oddjob had finished coating it in whipped cream.

Congrats! It's up to you, Mr Blofeld, to choose the next picture of your cat

[Blofeld's Cat]

3) Well, Blofeld's Cat himself, for:

Early experiments in perfecting the Brazilian process.

(even though his earlier "What can I say to THIS?" made me laugh even more!)

I should have made it a caption then!

Thanks for turd place, mate.