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Bond Girl Halle Berry Is 2008's Sexiest Woman Alive


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#1 Qwerty

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 02:36 AM

Bond Girl Halle Berry Is 2008's Sexiest Woman Alive


As the culmination of our anniversary celebration, Halle Berry -- who just had a baby, like, six months ago -- presents the final re-creations of classic Esquire covers. Here, she delivers her acceptance speech

Wow. Sexiest woman alive, huh?

I've been in the business for more than twenty years, and you decide now, at this particular time, that I'm the sexiest woman alive? Come on. I mean, you couldn't go with the Bond-girl year? You didn't like the orange bikini? I liked the orange bikini. That would have been a pretty good year. Or what about the Monster's Ball year? That was a sexy moment. Couldn't you have packaged that up with some list of the best movie sex scenes ever? That would have been very easy, very magaziney. But 2008? Well, I don't know exactly what it means, but being forty-two and having just had a baby, I think I'll take it. There are billions of women on the planet, but let's just say for :(s and giggles that I am the sexiest woman alive. First, I would have to thank all the people who made it happen. I would thank the good folks at Esquire for thinking outside the box -- even if those folks are just eight editors wearing competing seventy-five-dollar button-down shirts, swinging themselves around in cheap desk chairs in some windowless conference room somewhere above Manhattan. I'd also have to thank my "team," the ones who make the magic happen -- my hair designer, my stylist, my makeup artist, and my beloved trainer. And I would absolutely have to thank the photographer, because without him, the camera is all lies of a different sort. I mean, look at the pictures. That takes a lot of work. I'm lucky to have these people. Don't think I don't know it...


www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/halle-berry-sexiest-woman-alive-2008

#2 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 06:15 AM

Wonder how one can be "the sxiest woman dead"? :(

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 11:02 AM

Apparently Esquire did not review any other nominations this year. Berry looks better in the esquire photos than she did in DAD (hated that short hair), but to be considered the SEXIEST woman. No way!

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 11:40 AM

Wonder how one can be "the sexiest woman dead"? :)


To each his own, I suppose... :(

#5 Skudor

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 11:56 AM

Halle Berry is a pretty darned tasty package all-round, so I'm not surprised by this.

But what happened to Jessica Alba?

#6 Dell Deaton

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 12:47 PM

... Berry looks better in the esquire photos than she did in DAD (hated that short hair), ....

Although I've always been fond of her and found her to be quite a sexy woman, I thought she was a real waste in Die Another Day and didn't care for her there at all.

Not to take this far afield w/ a Pierce Brosnan discussion, but I see this as yet another reason why Die Another Day was such a disappointment. So, so many things wrong with it, least of which (if at all) Brosnan as 007.

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 01:46 PM

anyone thinks that those pics were airbrushed?

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 01:47 PM

She looked like a frikkin boy with that hair style in Die. A complete waste!

I'd have voted Carey Lowell as sexiest Bond Girl currently in her 40s. Richard Gere is a lucky bastard.

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 01:54 PM

Jesus! read this portion from the article...

What else? Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That's all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn't let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I'd invite him to participate. I'll tell you this: I've learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I'm not all about frequency. I favor intensity.

Edited by bondrules, 13 October 2008 - 01:54 PM.


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 07:24 PM

Jesus! read this portion from the article...

Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two.


Well, a nice consolation when one turns another year... :(

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 09:47 PM

She looked like a frikkin boy with that hair style in Die. A complete waste!

I'd have voted Carey Lowell as sexiest Bond Girl currently in her 40s. Richard Gere is a lucky bastard.

Old-man Gere is tapping that? Lucky bloody him!

As for Halle, they must not have allowed the contestants to talk.

#12 Mr_Wint

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 10:03 PM

She looked like a frikkin boy with that hair style in Die.

What kind of boys do you hang around with?
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 10:27 PM

She looked like a frikkin boy with that hair style in Die.

What kind of boys do you hang around with?


Ugly ones, clearly.

:)

You cheeky little vixen! :(

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 12:20 AM

She looked like a frikkin boy with that hair style in Die.

What kind of boys do you hang around with?


Ugly ones, clearly.

:)

You cheeky little vixen! :(


Oh. My. God. I thought I was the only one who thought that Bond was mackin' on a 10-year-old Cuban boy in DAD. I bet some people at that seaside bar were close to calling CDCPS (Cuba Department of Child Protective Services).

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 12:37 AM

Don't get me wrong, she looks great in the photos but Sexiest Woman Alive? Wonder how they defined "alive?" :(

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:58 AM

Sexiest Women Alive? You damn right she is!!!! :(

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 03:08 AM

She should have had longer hair in Die Another Day (like in the picture). The short hair kind of made her look
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 05:24 AM

Wonder how one can be "the sexiest woman dead"? :)


To each his own, I suppose... :)


Well, being called "the sexiest man/woman alive" gives one a leg up on all those dead ones, you see. Couldn't imagine any of the dead ones looking to sexy right now. :(

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 05:53 AM

But how do they know? Have they gone through all 6.6 billion of the worlds population. Taken out the males, then refined down the women folk to Halle?

Halle is definitely sexy. But I cannot say she's the sexiest female alive as I've not met the rest. :(

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Posted 15 October 2008 - 02:09 PM

Pay no attention to them. Word is they plan to cite Judo Chop as the sexiest guy on this site. And we all know it's actually (SPOILER).

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Posted 15 October 2008 - 03:22 PM

I see that Ms. Berry's twisted sense of humor is still on track. And she's now forty-two? I wish I could look like that at 42.