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[Golden Claw]

Which do you think is the horniest Bond movie? And the least horny?

I think AVTAK is the horniest. Bond's dad showed us that life begins at 57, bedding 4 women (woman on submarine in PTS, May Day, Pola Ivanova, Stacy Sutton).

Least horny: maybe DAF (did he sleep with Tiffany in that?) or the Daltons (not horny at all, more on the romantic side).

Btw, the horniest Bond without doubt was Rodge. Dirty old sugar daddy! And the least horny Bond was Timmy.

[Vauxhall]

Horniest?!

For Bond or the viewer himself? It is essential I know which question to answer here...

[Jim]

Lot of horn in Thunderball. Especially the theme song.

Is this the sort of thing that you mean? You young people and your ways.

[killkenny kid]

WHAT?

[DamnCoffee]

Erm... GoldenEye is pretty horny, with the sex killing lune and all!

[Jim]

From Russia with Love has the Golden Horn in it. Does this count?

More impressive than Goldfinger, anyway.

[Mister E]

Horniest Bond:

THUNDERBALL and GOLDENEYE are sort of a tie for me.


Bond that makes me horny:

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN. Chula was a hottie !

[Safari Suit]

Octopussy's II: The Next Day

[DamnCoffee]

From Russia with Love has the Golden Horn in it. Does this count?

From Russia With Love was very horny, especially with the whole bedroom scene.

"My mouth is too big"
"No, It's just the right size.... for me that is."

Bear in mind that i'm a teenager so I find practically anything a turn on.

[Jim]

From Russia with Love has the Golden Horn in it. Does this count?

From Russia With Love was very horny, especially with the whole bedroom scene.

"My mouth is too big"
"No, It's just the right size.... for me that is."

Bear in mind that i'm a teenager so I find practically anything a turn on.

Bucket of cold water for Mr Harkin, please. He's at the table leg again.

[Scottlee]

Csn't say a Bond movie has ever made me literally horny. There are distinctive "sexy" moments that I could name...

- (TMWTGG) The look on Goodnight's face just before she spots Nick-Nack in the overhead compartment. That's a sexy shot.

- (DAD) Most of Miranda being in that ice bedroom.

- (YOLT) Helga when she's got Bond tied up oozes sex appeal

- (TWINE) ....As does Elekta with the chair thing.

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If you want as close to a 'horny' Bond movie as possible though, I'd have to pick TSWLM. Caroline Munro is stunning in practically every shot she's in, and Barbara Bach is stunning in most of the shots she's in. The best 'sex appeal' double act there's ever been in a Bond film for my money.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

From Russia with Love has the Golden Horn in it. Does this count?

From Russia With Love was very horny, especially with the whole bedroom scene.

"My mouth is too big"
"No, It's just the right size.... for me that is."

Bear in mind that i'm a teenager so I find practically anything a turn on.

Bucket of cold water for Mr Harkin, please. He's at the table leg again.

LOL! Jim, you are a legend!!!

For me, the Bond/Jinx sex scene (in Cuba) in Die Another Day is very raunchy, even for a Bond movie!

Edited by Conlazmoodalbrocra, 15 September 2008 - 08:08 PM.

[dinovelvet]

Definitely AVTAK. 57 year old Rog. 4 women. Its practically a two hour vıagra commercial!

[Righty007]

I'm horny when I pause the DVD player for some side-boob action in Dr. No (Ryder getting out of the shower), The Spy Who Loved Me (XXX in the shower), and The Living Daylights (Pushkin's girlfriend).

I have too much time on my hands...

[DamnCoffee]

Didn't Roger Moore once say "If anything that would get censored on Bond it would be the titles!"

Maurice Binder must have been one saucy bugger!

[I never miss]

Csn't say a Bond movie has ever made me literally horny. There are distinctive "sexy" moments that I could name...

- (TMWTGG) The look on Goodnight's face just before she spots Nick-Nack in the overhead compartment. That's a sexy shot.

- (DAD) Most of Miranda being in that ice bedroom.

- (YOLT) Helga when she's got Bond tied up oozes sex appeal

- (TWINE) ....As does Elekta with the chair thing.

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If you want as close to a 'horny' Bond movie as possible though, I'd have to pick TSWLM. Caroline Munro is stunning in practically every shot she's in, and Barbara Bach is stunning in most of the shots she's in. The best 'sex appeal' double act there's ever been in a Bond film for my money.

Agreed, CM is my favourite Bond girl of all time, and probably my most fancied actress of all time too. So much so that I watched that rubbish 1977 Sinbad film purely for her.

BTW, sexiest Bond girl sequence excluding CM is, IMHO, the shot of Shirley Eaton in GF as she lies back on the bed and gazes up at Bond "Who needs it?" "My dear girl etc etc.."

[Bondian]

I'd say that On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Is the "horniest", as it features alpine horns in the soundtrack. But if we're talking sexual, then the pigeon from Moonraker is the best because at least the audience had a double-take.

[sark]

From Russia with Love has the Golden Horn in it. Does this count?

From Russia With Love was very horny, especially with the whole bedroom scene.

"My mouth is too big"
"No, It's just the right size.... for me that is."

Bear in mind that i'm a teenager so I find practically anything a turn on.

Would you believe that it took me forever to get that line?

Lots of people are complaining about product placement in other threads. Can you imagine if they had invented vıagra back when Rog was Bond?

[Joey Bond]

I'm horny when I pause the DVD player for some side-boob action in Dr. No (Ryder getting out of the shower), The Spy Who Loved Me (XXX in the shower), and The Living Daylights (Pushkin's girlfriend).

I have too much time on my hands...

There's also the DAF PTS with the girl whose bra Sean takes off and ties around the neck

[Righty007]

I'm horny when I pause the DVD player for some side-boob action in Dr. No (Ryder getting out of the shower), The Spy Who Loved Me (XXX in the shower), and The Living Daylights (Pushkin's girlfriend).

I have too much time on my hands...

There's also the DAF PTS with the girl whose bra Sean takes off and ties around the neck

Forgot about that one.

[Jim]

I have too much time on my hands...

In this context, I'm not sure that I want to know about what's on your hands.

[BoogieBond]

I think the Horniest prize goes to Thunderball, How many women does Connery bed in this one ? And it has Fiona Volpe

Least Horny, thats a toughy, but I would go with The Living Daylights.

Horniest Bond, Roger Especially in his later years, I was watching Octopussy recently, and Rog seems constantly "On the horn" with a huge smile on his face

Edited by BoogieBond, 16 September 2008 - 07:54 AM.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

I have too much time on my hands...

In this context, I'm not sure that I want to know about what's on your hands.

Bah, once again, you beat me to it

[dogmanstar]

Eva Green in the Dreamers, of course, . . . . . . oh wait . . . . !

Have to agree with AVTAK. Especially "The Bubbles, they tickle my . . . Tchaikovsky!"

[Blonde Bond]

Die Another Day.

After Bond has been imprisoned for months, you know that it's uneasy for a man like him to not have his Peaceful Fountains of Desire.

[Turn]

I don't see OHMSS getting much love. We've got Bond in love and he still manages to pull three chicks at Piz Gloria and then again with Tracy after the strain of the ski chase and escape from Blofeld's people.

Least horny or at least least sexy I have to go with FYEO. Bond really only scores once. Then you have the business with Bibi and the instead of a romantic finale we get the silly parrot and a moonlight swim.

TLD wasn't real sexy, but I felt a heavy sense of romance with Kara, saving things up until after the adventure was through.

[dodge]

I don't see OHMSS getting much love. We've got Bond in love and he still manages to pull three chicks at Piz Gloria and then again with Tracy after the strain of the ski chase and escape from Blofeld's people.Least horny or at least least sexy I have to go with FYEO. Bond really only scores once. Then you have the business with Bibi and the instead of a romantic finale we get the silly parrot and a moonlight swim.

TLD wasn't real sexy, but I felt a heavy sense of romance with Kara, saving things up until after the adventure was through.

Thanks, Turn. For me, you've just nailed it. If we forget the number of bedmates and concentrate instead on Bond's hound dog pursuit of bliss between the sheets, OHMSS has no rival. Bond has sex elsewhere--here he seems to live for it as much as bashing heads. Nowhere else in the canon can we find anything to rival the sight of LazBond prowling through OG with his magic door opener...or lining up his appointments on the ice. Go, Gorgeous George!

[double o ego]

Yeah, OHMSS is sinfully underrated here. What kills it even more is, Lazbond fiishes with one girl, goes to jis room and is at it again straight away, using the exact same lines to seduce the girls at the PG and then there's tracey.

[Smooth*Vodka]

I have to say "Goldeneye". Xenia can screw you and kill you at the same time.

[DamnCoffee]

I have to say "Goldeneye". Xenia can screw you and kill you at the same time.

I can see what you mean. I rank the Sauna Scene as the sexiest Bond moment.

What about On Her Majesty’s Secret Service? I'm sure it wasn't Bonds shoulder he was getting a stiffness in.