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[Mr. Blofeld]

Hidely-ho, folks! It's time for the newest round of Moneypenny CapCon! They've all got to be in by September the 21st, or else you'll get a licking!

Here's the picture:



Enjoy... and, do try not to fudge up the address. :tup:

[danslittlefinger]

"Here EoN, on behalf of Pierce, lick this you b**stards"

Edited by Blofeld's Cat, 08 September 2008 - 12:54 AM.

[Aris007]

Samantha: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees! He send me a letter! Finally! I'll take a picture of it and I'll send it to that monument in there!"

[hilly]

[quote name='Aris007' date='8 September 2008 - 16:48' post='913268']


As the ticker tape message slowly chattered its way out of the right ear, Bond studied the robot Moneypenny carefully and observed that, impressively detailed as it was, Q Branch really had too much money and too much time on its hands...

[Jim]

me, Eddie Izzard's looking rough these days.

[hilly]

"4 first class stamps sir? That'll be £1.50"

"£1.50? How much is that in old money(-penny)?"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Bond had told Moneypenny countless times that you're supposed to lick stamps rather than spit. On this occassion, his ignored advice proved costly...

[hilly]

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They said it would never happen, but they managed to make a sequel to Cloverfield, with even more terrifying cam-corder close-ups of the monster than before

[solace]

Now all moneypenny had to do was hide the microfilm somewhere on her person - last time she hadnt been able to sit down for two days.

[David_M]

Disappointed in the lack of response to her on-line dating profile, Samantha demonstrated an added talent to enhance her appeal to men: the ability to dispense postage stamps from her right ear.

Still no takers.

[danslittlefinger]

Bond to Moneypenny (smirking): "Still looking for your first class male?"
Moneypenny to Bond (rolling eyes): "Oh James, is that the best you can come up with?"

Edited by danslittlefinger, 16 September 2008 - 01:57 AM.

[Blofeld's Cat]

One mail-order bride, ready willing and able. Have own stamps.

[Marty McFly]

"When making love, I m,ake my man use these poststamps instead of those colored scumbags. After all, its a sticky apparatus for sticky situations!"

[danslittlefinger]

"Me? Do I like Dan being Bond? Here's a few stamps, post a letter to someone who gives a crap".

Edited by danslittlefinger, 20 September 2008 - 03:33 PM.

[dinovelvet]

A typo in the TND script led to some confusion for Samantha Bond, who thought her scene called for 007 to "Stamp 'er"

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Seriously though, which would you rather lick?"

[echomusic]

Here's the picture:



According to David Brent, a postage stamp is legal tender. So a bus driver would have to accept these as currency. I'm off to the shops!

[Skudor]

There are some seriously, seriously funny captions here. I'm still crying.

[OO4]

That scene snogging Bond wasn't so much a virtual reality program as it was an LSD trip.

[danslittlefinger]

"Seriously though, which would you rather lick?"

LOL....

(umm...the stamps win)

Edited by danslittlefinger, 26 September 2008 - 02:43 PM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

I'm sorry for the delay, folks, but our resident Cat wins!

Hope you can come up with a better picture than I did.

[Blofeld's Cat]

I'm sorry for the delay, folks, but our resident Cat wins!

Thanks for the nod, Mr. Blofeld.

Time for a Google search now.