18 replies to this topic

[00Twelve]

Going stronger than one of those $10 light bulbs we're gonna be forced to buy soon.

Sean returns...



...to crown a winner this time next week.

[Righty007]

Guy: My 9 iron is stuck in my golf bag...

Connery: That's my penis, you sick !

[dinovelvet]

"I'd heard Sean was big headed, but I thought it was just in the metaphorical sense!"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Sean's latest role in the BFG took a slightly different slant on Roald Dahl's beloved children's classic.

[danslittlefinger]

[quote name='Conlazmoodalbrocra' date='3 September 2008 - 12:22' post='911192']


Connery proves that you can still look sexy with as much hair on your face and up your nose than actually on your head.

[Publius]

Man with glasses: If that's his original ball, I'm Michelle Wie.
Sean Connery: It isn't.
Man with glasses: How do you know?
Sean Connery: I just hid it up my left nostril.

[Judo chop]

Caddy: Ugh! In the balls AGAIN?? DAMN THAT FOLLOW THROUGH OF HIS!!!

[Aris007]

Sean: "So there's that stupid blonde's house! OK, you go from the left I go from the right. OK?"
Fellow: "And...waht about the dogs?"
Sean: "....Do I look like I give a damn? Ha, ha , ha! Got it?"
Fellow: "Oh, God!"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Sean: Look at that Rising Sun, as red as October.
Man: Will you stop doing this.
Sean: Ok, Ok....seriously though, it's such a magical thing. Untouchable, like a bridge too far...
Man: Seriously, this is pissing me off.
Sean: Sorry, but the sun just amazes me. Space on the whole amazes me. Meteor...
Man: Stop! I'm not playing golf with you again. You heard me, never again!
Sean: Never Say Never Again.

[OO4]

With appologies to Mitch Hedberg...



Caddy: You seem to have wanged him pretty good there, Sean. Maybe you should have yelled "Fore!"

Connery: I wahsh too busy thinking, "Thatsh never going to hit him!"

[Mr. Blofeld]

Connery: "Er... I can't sheem to find my ballsh; could you locate them in the brush for me?"
Caddie: "Dear God, not again..."

[danslittlefinger]

Connery and caddy decide just to watch on the golf course, as the living daylights are whacked out of Craig in the sand bunker by the 'Craignotbond' crowd.
However, Craig emerges, balls and wood intact , and Connery is left speechlessshh with admiration.

Edited by danslittlefinger, 07 September 2008 - 03:37 AM.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Oh bad luck, you're in the rough"

[Royal Dalton]

"Oh, Chrisht. Here comesh Tarby!"

[kyleargyle]

"Do you think it's too late to hit the drive-thru at Del Taco?"

[Judo chop]

Caddy: Ugh! In the balls AGAIN?? DAMN THAT FOLLOW THROUGH OF HIS!!!

Fellow: “So, Sean... do you have any idea what Judo Chop was thinking with that last caption?”

Sean: “Nope. Not a ing clue.”

[dinovelvet]

"Where hash that 00Twelve got to? I've been waiting here for about two weeksh now!"

[00Twelve]

Well put, dino. For shame!!

My sincere apologies, gents (and ms minnie). Starbucks rules both the world and my life (work there, not a fanatic customer).

Alright.

4...Judo chop - "So, Sean... do you have any idea what Judo Chop was thinking with that last caption?" "Nope. Not a ing clue."

3...RD - "Oh, Chrisht. Here comesh Tarby!"

2...Publius - "If that's his original ball, I'm Michelle Wie." "It isn't." "How do you know?" "I just hid it up my left nostril."

1...Conlaz(etc.) - Just see post #10.

Great entries, as always, and I'll be interested to see how far this keeps running. Over to you, Connie!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Thank you 0012, will be on the case! Expect to see the new CapCon up and running sometime next week (moving to Sheffield University this weekend so forgive me if I'm a few days late posting!)