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[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

As David M, in a moment of pure madness, picked me as the winner of the last Cap Con, I give you old meets new:

(entries by 7th August)

[Mr. Blofeld]

She's an arthritic pensioner... she's a leather-clad working girl... together, they fight crime!

[danslittlefinger]

Samantha: "My Bond was better than yours!"
Lois: "Listen you tart, mine was the original, alright, want to make something of it? Huh?"
Samantha" "Well at least mine doesnt have his free bus pass yet".
Lois: "Biatch"...

[echomusic]

As David M, in a moment of pure madness, picked me as the winner of the last Cap Con, I give you old meets new:

(entries by 7th August)

I can hear the pitch now: "It's a remake of the Moore/Caine classic 'Bullseye!' Only this time...with women! It'll be a hit!"

...no it won't...

[ImTheMoneypenny]

This special Moneypenny edition of Playboy's The Girls of James Bond didn't sell quite as briskly as Hef expected it would.

[Jim]

Quentin Crisp and Daniel Craig. As described by people who don't like them very much.

[Judo chop]

Lois: “I’m the money.”

Samantha: “Every bag of it.”

[Aris007]

Lois: Mine is better!
Samantha: So what? I had sex with mine! Even if it was science-fiction!
Lois: Bitch!

[danslittlefinger]

Both ladies prove that very high eyebrows are a requisite for the role.

[ChrissBond007]

Meet the new villainesses of the next Bond movie Moneypennys Are Forever!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

A good effort by all, but I think the winner has to be Mr Blofeld for this cracker:

She's an arthritic pensioner... she's a leather-clad working girl... together, they fight crime!

Over to you my good man.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Thankee very much, my good sir...

New one coming right up!