Big Tam's Big Cap Con
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, Aug 23 2008 08:24 PM
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 08:24 PM
Thanks to David M for accepting my bribe picking my caption as the winner last time. Here's yer new one, hope its visible and hasn't been used before, etc etc.
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 09:19 PM
Bump - new improved capcon, now with a photo you can actually see (hopefully!)
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 10:10 PM
Deciding to earn money on the side and build upon his reputation, Connery took up erotic photography. However his ear fetish slant left much to be desired.
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 10:55 PM
Blonde: "What pose do you want me in now?"
Connery: "I haven't deshided...letssh play it by ear"... 
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 11:09 PM
now how did lil freelance work this thing in DR.NO ?
looks like sean around the time he filmed METEOR
looks like sean around the time he filmed METEOR
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:40 AM
"Hate to tell you this, Miss, but I might have to transfer you to an ear specıalıst from what I'm looking at here..."
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 02:02 AM
"Yesh! Yesh! Give it to me! Oh, you're an animal; you're a tiger! Rrrraaoowww!!!"
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 05:04 AM
Let's see - if it moves a little more to the left, I should be able to get quite a shot of your lice
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 07:05 AM
She had the strangest feeling that she was being watched.
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 08:46 AM
James Bond: Master of Covert Surveilance
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 08:53 AM
"OK, we'll continue the fasshhion sshhow later. Take off your clotehsshh!"
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:06 PM
Although blessed with a rare opportunity to photograph a supermodel on his very first assignment, Connery's second career as a photographer proved short-lived as he spent the entire session with his camera on the "macro" setting.
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 08:02 PM
Sorry to stray, but the picture is from about 10 years earlier, around the time of Shalako (if I didn't already know, BB would be the giveaway).now how did lil freelance work this thing in DR.NO ?
looks like sean around the time he filmed METEOR
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 05:18 AM
"What'sh it like for me to promote You Only Live Tweish in Japan?
Here, I'll show you. Let'sh shay you're me, taking a pesh."
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 05:25 AM
"When they said that the new Bond Girl would be 'BB' I immediately
assumed it would be Barbara Bach".
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 02:33 PM
Not only has she not caught on
that I’m not really a photographer,
she hashn’t even noticshed the
newshpapersh are blank on the inshide.
Heh heh heh. Sean, ol’ boy, you put
the ‘con’ in Connery.
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 03:16 PM
Big Tam shows some ankle, hoping to divert us all from a real Bad Hair Day.
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 03:54 PM
Leaving nothing to chance, Sean hires a test model to collect some preliminary measurements before beating his own wife about the head.
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 11:58 AM
When the model was told Sean Connery wanted to come up and use his point and shoot lens on her, this isn't quite what she had in mind. 
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 03:33 PM
"Any closer Mr. Bond, my ears will POP"
"I though you wanted to experience an eargasm "
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Posted 26 August 2008 - 04:51 PM
Sean puts a little 'shin' in shinematography.
Big Tam shows some ankle, hoping to divert us all from a real Bad Hair Day.
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 02:29 AM
Sean puts a little 'shin' in shinematography.
Big Tam shows some ankle, hoping to divert us all from a real Bad Hair Day.
Sean knows all the angles in ankling for sexcess.
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 06:00 AM
NB: It's written in COnnery phonetics.
"Wull shurely you're not ashaymed of your body schape!"
"Wull shurely you're not ashaymed of your body schape!"
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 06:56 PM
Realizing it would surely put the kibosh on what was promising to be a very happy ending, Sean subtly slid this week’s edition of “The Scotsman” out of her view.
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 07:23 PM
Sean, ever the gentleman, will never tell what he's shooting in this beauty's ear.
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Posted 02 September 2008 - 09:35 PM
Well, there were a lot of good entries, but that's enough about my date last night. As for the Capcon, here's the worst of the worst :
In third place, danslittlefinger with
"When the model was told Sean Connery wanted to come up and use his point and shoot lens on her, this isn't quite what she had in mind."
A bit Roger Moore-esque, but we'll let it slide!
Second place is Judo Chop with
"Leaving nothing to chance, Sean hires a test model to collect some preliminary measurements before beating his own wife about the head."
And the winner is our old favourite OOTwelve with :
"What'sh it like for me to promote You Only Live Tweish in Japan?
Here, I'll show you. Let'sh shay you're me, taking a pesh."
The dishonour of the next contest is all yours...
In third place, danslittlefinger with
"When the model was told Sean Connery wanted to come up and use his point and shoot lens on her, this isn't quite what she had in mind."
A bit Roger Moore-esque, but we'll let it slide!
Second place is Judo Chop with
"Leaving nothing to chance, Sean hires a test model to collect some preliminary measurements before beating his own wife about the head."
And the winner is our old favourite OOTwelve with :
"What'sh it like for me to promote You Only Live Tweish in Japan?
Here, I'll show you. Let'sh shay you're me, taking a pesh."
The dishonour of the next contest is all yours...
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Posted 03 September 2008 - 05:13 AM
Thanksh, dino. New contesht on itsh way.