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[Kilroy6644]

I've been through all of the old contests and I haven't seen this one, so I think we're good to go.

Contest ends next Friday, August 29th.

[danslittlefinger]

As no partying is allowed during Sunday boating, Pierce and company practice their mime techniques. He pulls the pint, the brunette enjoys a glass, the blonde a joint ...
(Brozzer didn't call his company 'Irish Dreamtime' for nothing )

Edited by danslittlefinger, 23 August 2008 - 02:31 AM.

[00Twelve]

Pierce's new air band consists of himself on air sax, the brunette on air tambourine, and the blonde on air banjo.

Big hit in Venice.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Bond to Blonde: "This is what we call a Mexican screw-off"
Mexican Brunette: "Who are you calling a screw-off!?"

[Jim]

Stupid old punt

or

Yeeeerrrrr... lager lager lager lager

[Mr. Blofeld]

Deciding to imitate Roger in every aspect, Pierce recieved a nasty shock on his trip to India when he signed with the economy tour.

[David_M]

Guests at our lakeside resort may hire a boat for the afternoon for just 30 dollars American. Or for the economy-minded, you could share a boat with Pierce Brosnan for $15.99.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Pierce found student life a lot quieter second time round.

[Jeff007]

"No Ma'am I'm with the economy tour."

[Airrider]

Pierce's attempt to get "Mamma Mia!" off the brain went completely off the rails when he suddenly stood up and began singing a canzone.

[David_M]

"Okay, Mr Brosnan, I guess we've gone as far as we can with the singing lessons. Now we'll move on to a few dance moves for your next scene with Meryl."

"How's this?"

"Yes, yes, I know you can do 'the robot.' I've seen your Bond films."

[Mister Asterix]

Bond found himself in another predicament when the boat of last night’s conquest, Martina Navratilover, bumped in to his boat while he was with tonight’s potential, Rolinda Jesus.

Luckily, Bond had already taken care of Debbie.

[Judo chop]

As Pierce marveled at the size of the hardened clump of puss he had just removed from his forehead, Esperanza felt the afternoon’s quesadillas starting to come up.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Pierce to Girl: The Maccarina starts like this doesn't it?

[hilly]

[quote name='Conlazmoodalbrocra' date='26 August 2008 - 02:51' post='907802']


Budgets were tight on Pierce's self-financed alternative Bond movie. "Still", he thought, "an invisible punt would be just as exciting as an invisible Aston Martin wouldn't it..."

[Blofeld's Cat]

Mama Mia! The three members of ABA wonder whatever happened to Benny.

[solace]

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to stay dry"

[David_M]

Having given up on finding his oar (later discovered just in front of his right foot), Brosnan pretends to row the boat with an imaginary paddle, confident "the CGI boys" will bail him out again in post-production.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

After removing his and from the water, Pierce makes the horrific discovery that his thumb is missing.

[danslittlefinger]

Brozzer prays that Michael Caine doesnt turn up and find he's been messing about on the river with his wife, Shakira and "friend"...

or

Brozzer: "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T,N,D and S"
Others (altogether now): "Tomorrow Never Dies' Script!!!!"

They all crack up.

Edited by danslittlefinger, 27 August 2008 - 02:24 AM.

[hilly]

From the Directors cut of Moonraker. The legendary missing scene in which the bumbling gondolier has his pole whipped away, mid stroke by Bond's motorised Gondola. Not pictured: Double-taking pigeons and man staring disbelievingly at a bottle...

[Judo chop]

The conversation was dying and it seemed the couple’s first date was coming to a quick end, but then in a peculiar happenstance, a most generous Tom Petty pulled up alongside their boat, and after a couple tokes of his finest, Pierce and Rosa were soon making out like wild beasts.

Albeit, not together. That’s some mighty fine Tom’s got.

[Vauxhall]

"The so-called 'gritty reboot' of the Wind in the Willows series falls upon hard times."

[ImTheMoneypenny]

The picture was taken immediately after Pierce had leaned over to his lovely fellow passenger and said "Want to dock on Pier Brosnan?".

[Royal Dalton]

Rhys Ifans: " me! It's you, innit?! Pierce ing Brosnan! Fancy seeing you here, you big Irish ! Put on a few pounds since you got the boot from James Bond, 'aven't you, boyo? You seen Casino Royale yet? ing amazing that film! Would have been with you in it, mind! ing Danny Craig's got some muscles on him, though, 'asn't he? ing hell! The bugger even turned me on when he popped up out of the sea in those skimpy trunks! And what about the press conference when that tabloid kept asking him about ing Sienna Miller? ing Sienna Miller! I mean, that's my job, innit! Or, least it was, till she told me to off! Hey, Pierce, you haven't got a light on you have you? Me ing spliff's gone out!"

** Brosnan puts ear plugs in **

[Kilroy6644]

Last call.

[BlackFire]

Pierce was on vacations when suddenly a freaky and drunk Craig fan appeared and shouted him a lor of bad words, he, as elegant as he is simply looked at him and raised his arms to defend his pride.

Edited by BlackFire, 29 August 2008 - 07:03 PM.

[Kilroy6644]

This was admittedly a mediocre picture (it's getting hard to find ones that aren't), but you all managed to pull some fine captions out of your... Well, that's not important. The main thing is that you did a great job.

I'd like to give special recognition to the following:

Pierce's new air band consists of himself on air sax, the brunette on air tambourine, and the blonde on air banjo.

Big hit in Venice.

"Okay, Mr Brosnan, I guess we've gone as far as we can with the singing lessons. Now we'll move on to a few dance moves for your next scene with Meryl."

"How's this?"

"Yes, yes, I know you can do 'the robot.' I've seen your Bond films."

As Pierce marveled at the size of the hardened clump of puss he had just removed from his forehead, Esperanza felt the afternoon’s quesadillas starting to come up.

All great, but in the end it came down to a tie between:

Mama Mia! The three members of ABA wonder whatever happened to Benny.

The conversation was dying and it seemed the couple’s first date was coming to a quick end, but then in a peculiar happenstance, a most generous Tom Petty pulled up alongside their boat, and after a couple tokes of his finest, Pierce and Rosa were soon making out like wild beasts.

Albeit, not together. That’s some mighty fine Tom’s got.

I really couldn't choose, so in the end I literally decided by tossing a coin, and the winner is.... Blofeld's Cat!!!