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[Agent 76]

Well, well, well

The mission, if you choose to accept it, it's the same you probably done before...



have fun ladies and gentleman


(I'll announce the winner next friday)

[Airrider]

You know you're on a bad boating expedition when the only knot that seems well-tied is the decorative one dangling 'round the captain's neck.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Bigfoot body found!

[Kilroy6644]

Pierce begins a lucrative career modeling for the covers of cheap romance novels.

[danslittlefinger]

Pierce realizes that this is the only way he'll get his seaman on the poop deck.

or:

(to the chorus of Duran's Rio...altogether now...)
"His name is Pierce and he can't let go of Bond,
He lives in Hawaii and thinks he's rather grand,
But when it comes to his films, he delivers nothing but crap,
Oh Pierce Pierce you really need to shut your trap."

Edited by danslittlefinger, 16 August 2008 - 02:06 AM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Rrrico... Suave!"

[Blofeld's Cat]

OLD SPIES: EXPERIENCE IS EVERYTHING

[Kilroy6644]

"Rrrico... Suave!"

That is eerie! I was trying to decide between that and the one I ended up using. I am gonna be so pissed if you win!

[danslittlefinger]

The yacht's crew wondered why it was going so slow until they found out it was down to the drag factor off Brozzer's chest hair.

Edited by danslittlefinger, 18 August 2008 - 11:43 PM.

[Double-0-7]

Who Wants To See What I Ate For Lunch?

[Aris007]

Brosnan's screentest for the role of Robin Hood together with his Sherwood forest!

[Double-Oh-Zero]

After seeing publicity shots of Pierce Brosnan as Captain Quint, Spielberg was none too pleased with the way the remake of Jaws was being handled.

[Bondian]

Brosnan "if you've got the time, I've got the brime"

(not at all funny so please don't bother reading )

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Chinese Olympic Announcer: And now everybody, may I present the winner of the sairing event for Irerand...Pierce Brosnan. And here is your medar Mr Brosnan, anything you'd rike to say to your adoring forrowers?

Pierce: Why is my medal so small?

[Skudor]

Pierce took the misunderstood instructions to dress like seamen a bit too literally with his all white outfit.

[hilly]

Boat by Sunseeker.
Clothes by Versace
Chest hair by Sean Connery

[danslittlefinger]

During a shoot for the latest Birds Eye Frozen Food campaign, Brozzer ponders the conundrum "If fish had fingers, what would THEY smell like?"

Edited by danslittlefinger, 18 August 2008 - 11:42 PM.

[hilly]

img]http://www.catzeyes93.com/images/General/pierce_brosnan.jpg[/img]
Michael Wilson had, for years, tirelessly defended Pierce against critics accusations that he was a bit wooden. But one day, early in 2004, as he sat on the EON corporate yacht and looked at the ship's figurehead, he began to think that they had a point...

[Agent 76]

Well ladies and gents

the end of the contest is here, so....here it goes:

The Bronze medal goes to Hilly with:

"Boat by Sunseeker.
Clothes by Versace
Chest hair by Sean Connery"

The Silver Medal goes to Mr Blofeld with:

"Rrrico... Suave!"

and the winner and receiver of the Gold medal is..... Kilroy6644

"Pierce begins a lucrative career modeling for the covers of cheap romance novels."

this one made me laugh real hard... great one

Thank you all for the entries!

Over to you Kilroy!

[Kilroy6644]

Thank you, sir! Hopefully I'll have one up shortly, if I can find one.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Heigh-ho, Silver! I'm chuffed to bits, needless to say.

[Blofeld's Cat]

Congrats to all the finalists!

OLD SPIES: EXPERIENCE IS EVERYTHING

Even if I say so myself, I thought my take on the Old Spice ad was quite clever.