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[David_M]

Apparently the Connery Cap Cons have gone dormant, and as the winner of last round was featured in a nude photo-spread or something, the crown passes to me as runner-up.

Personally, I think Royal Dalton just blew off the title, since it's a pain in the posterior to find pictures at this stage of the game. Here is my stab at it; let me know if it's a repeat and I'll locate a replacement asap.



Judging ends this time next week, if I'm not in labor and delivery with the missus (she never lets me surf the web during childbirth, the meanie).

[Judo chop]

Retirement Home Staff Member: "...and the objective, Mr. Connery, is to get all of your cards turned over and stacked into four piles, one for each suit. See?"

Connery: "Waait... a... SCHECOND! Thish ishn't the Sholitaire I asked for!"

[ImTheMoneypenny]

"So how do I get to CraignotBond.net?"

[Judo chop]

The mastermind behind Craignotbond.net brings to his secret sabotage team Sean Brosnan and, um… some other guy, to aid him in articulating his deepest concerns that:

“EON must hav lost they’re mind! dANEIL graig is jamesbond in your dreams he is... more like a gorila which wold be funnier with Roger Moor who btw sould never BE! BOND;. he is NOT blonde with bigears and never has and neve will be!!”

[danslittlefinger]

Bloke on left: "So you see, this is the new Bond QoS game"
Bloke on right: "Yes, it's very exciting Tarquin, isnt it?"
Connery : "Damn, Craig lookssshh very shhexxyyy, sshhow me again, do I move him with that mousescchhh thingy?"

or

They all look stunned as they watch the numbers and reviews creep in for QoS...Connery feels his crown gradually slipping away...(as his hair went years ago )...

or

Not to be outdone, Connery appears in an advert for the Bond retirement home whilst still incorporating a Sony product placement (he had heard of Craig's one for QoS)..."and so you see Mr Connery, origami takes place in the Old Farts Lounge..."

or

Connery in one of the very last pictures to show his head next to a pair of knockers.

(sorry, got them all in at once)

Edited by danslittlefinger, 07 August 2008 - 05:46 PM.

[Judo chop]

"So how do I get to CraignotBond.net?"

Oops. I guess it was bound to happen.

[ImTheMoneypenny]

"So how do I get to CraignotBond.net?"

Oops. I guess it was bound to happen.

Yes, but judo chop, as usual you do it much better!





"Thats James Bond you schay? Doesn't look a thing like me!"

Edited by ImTheMoneypenny, 07 August 2008 - 05:37 PM.

[Skudor]

Connery: "No still no result. That cheap online vıagra must have been a scam! Do you have any pictures of girls in kilts? That might do the trick!"

[Kilroy6644]

"So, this is MelonLove.com, and if you click here... you get geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men."





A little tip of the hat for any Da Vinci's Notebook fans out there.

[dinovelvet]

"I shay, boysh, I've jusht gotten a rather shexy invitation from Hottichik69 ashking me if I'm intereshted in sheeing hot Ashian teensh!"

OR

"Bloody hell, Shony ish even paying ME for product plashement theshe daysh!"

OR

"It saysh 'Roger Moore has shent you a friend invitation'. What do I pressh to decline it?"

[Blofeld's Cat]

Connery: If that Craig Daniel chap can use one of these so can I!

[Agent 76]

When they faced a major terrorist attack from a crazy terrorist , CTU Los Angeles, tought of only one man that could help them: He's SEAN Connery, computer genius.

[David_M]

Wow, not a lot of entries this time, but what there was of 'em was fun!

I'm giving it to dinovelvet for this one:

"It saysh 'Roger Moore has shent you a friend invitation'. What do I pressh to decline it?"

Congrats and good luck in the next round, if we can manage one.

[dinovelvet]

Thanks David...not near the computer right now though, so new capcon will be up on the weekend